Globe May 3, 2021

BIG DADDY ALEC BALDWIN, a flabby father of seven, appears to be in a bad weigh TOTAL WIPEOUT Former swimsuit model KATHY IRELAND has waved goodbye to her beautiful beach bod TOOTH BE TOLD TV chatterbox CONAN O’BRIEN stops chewing the fat to grab lunch in West Hollywood — but still can’t manage to keep his mouth shut! VANISHING ACT MEG RYAN has gotten so scrawny, her jeans are hanging off her rail-thin frame GONE TO POT HEATHER GRAHAM’s barely there bikini exposes her tummy troubles HOOFING IT Midnight Cowboy geezer JON VOIGHT steps out in Beverly Hills — but looks like he’s lost his giddy-up THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

KRIS JENNER says her role as momager of the Kardashian clan is like being a “fireman” because she has to put out so many heated squabbles. Satisfying daughters Kourtney, 42, Kim, 40, and Khloé Kardashain, 36, whose dad is late O.J. Simpson trial lawyer Robert Kardashian, and Caitlyn Jenner’s kids Kendall, 25, and Kylie, 23, takes skill, she insists. “I feel like a fireman because I’m always putting out fires all day, every day, on some levels,” the 65-year-old notes. Kris laughs Kourtney is often so fed up she fires her “three or four times a DAY!’ But Kris believes she’s done a good job, saying she’s “totally dedicated” to her brood and spends oodles of time and energy going the “extra mile” for them. She must be doing something…

Blames smelly cell on sewer – not her toilet habits JAILED Ghislaine Maxwell is raising a stink over federal lawmen’s claims she’s a prison piggy, saying the institution’s busted sewer pipes — not her toilet habits — are responsible for the “overwhelming” stench in her cell! Lawyers for sex perv Jeffrey Epstein’s 59-year-old accused madam and sex trafficker leveled the charge to “flush out” prosecutors’ claims the socialite’s cage stinks like a hog’s pen because she didn’t flush her toilet. “This past weekend there was a pervasive stench of sewage in Ms. Maxwell’s unit, necessitating guards to flush pipes by pouring water down open drains in an effort to trap and disperse gaseous emissions,” her lawyer Bobbi Sternheim insists. “At times the stench in Ms. Maxwell’s isolation cell has been…

KELLY CLARKSON’S tacky tales of pooping in trash cans and other crude antics are grossing out her alarmed pals, who fear divorce stress is pushing the talk queen over the edge, insiders say. While spies dish the 39-year-old songbird has loved to shock people, insiders insist her cringeworthy behavior has gotten worse since filing for divorce from music manager Brandon Blackstock, 44, father of her daughter, River, 6, and son, Remington, 5. Now Kelly has many fearing she’s finally flipped after recently telling talk show guest Clint Black on-air she “destroyed” a “poor trash can” by pooping in it during a quick backstage concert break. “She’s constantly making potty jokes and seems to get a rise out of shocking people,” snitches an insider. “Even by Kelly’s standards, this was a step…

THERE’S one part of Jennifer Lopez that is conspicuously naked — her ring finger! In photos she posted from the Dominican Republic set of Shotgun Wedding, the actress sports plenty of bling — but no sign of the $1.8 million emerald-cut diamond engagement ring from Alex Rodriguez! As GLOBE reported, sources said J.Lo, 51, recently iced the 45-year-old former batsman over his sexting habit — but the two announced in a statement: “We are working through some things.”…

FORMER kid star Macaulay Culkin won’t be Home Alone anymore — he’s daddy of a brand-new baby girl named Dakota. The bundle of joy, named after Macaulay’s sister, who died at 29 in a 2008 car crash, was delivered by the 40-year-old actor’s lover, actress Brenda Song. The 33-year-old actress and Culkin, who was a child superstar in two ‘90s Home Alone flicks, met while filming 2019’s Changeland. They gushed over the birth of Dakota, saying: “We’re overjoyed.”…