Globe July 13, 2020

PARIS NOSE BEST PARIS JACKSON, daughter of the late King of Pop, sports a new neck tattoo and pierced sniffer in L.A. THE MANE EVENT ALI LARTER finds herself in a hairy situation in L.A. — let’s hope she can brush it off! JUST FOR KICKS Jurassic World’s CHRIS PRATT tries to put his best foot forward with pregnant wife KATHERINE SCHWARZENEGGER in L.A. IN HOG HEAVEN NORMAN REEDUS, star of The Walking Dead, takes his bike for a spin in Brentwood — and looks like a total greaseball THE DUDE RETURNS The Big Lebowski’s JEFF BRIDGES seems to channel his pinhead movie character during an online video appearance TAT’S ALL, FOLKS Former video vixen AMBER ROSE seems pretty pooped while running errands in Venice…

PRINCE ANDREW has breathed a sigh of relief after learning Ghislaine Maxwell, the former mistress and madam of his pervy party pal Jeffrey Epstein, is hiding out in France, where she can duck testifying in the U.S. The fugitive socialite is staying at the posh pad of a rich businessman friend in Paris’ ritzy Eighth Arrondissement — and lawmen say it’s no surprise since she’s also a French citizen and cannot be extradited to America! “Ghislaine is moving locations every month to keep private investigators and potential assassins off her tail,” reveals a source. “She wants to remain in France to take advantage of extradition laws.” Sources spotted Ghislaine, 58, wearing a poncho and strolling by art galleries and ritzy eateries like Market, Le Berkeley and Le Bristol along Avenue…

FORMER Full House beauty Lori Loughlin and hubby Mossimo Giannulli are gobbling down costly gourmet comfort foods they won’t have when they’re tossed in the slammer later this year, insiders dish. Sources say the posh pig outs — which include caviar, lobster and expensive wine — are helping them get ready for their sentences after pleading guilty in the college entrance bribery scandal. “They have gourmet food delivered a minimum of five nights a week — fine wines, cheese, smoked meats and caviar,” squeals an insider. “They figure food in prison will be horrific, and both of them are pretty skinny already, so it’s not like they’ll wind up looking too heavy.” Lori, 55, and Mossimo, 57, were charged with paying $500,000 to get their daughters, Isabella, 21, and Olivia, 20,…

DESPITE being at the age when most people are close to retirement, aging pop divas Cher and Madonna are locked in a ferocious feud — one that first exploded 35 years ago! The 74-year-old Baby Hold On songbird and 61-year-old Material Girl are furiously bad-mouthing each other whenever and wherever they can as each tries to take revenge, blab sources. “Cher thinks Madonna’s vulgar and classless,” dishes an insider. “She still trash-talks her to anyone who’ll listen. “She snickers to pals that Madonna as a performer is a joke” — and all washed up! A few months ago, Madonna was forced to cancel shows on her Madame X tour because of an injury. Says the source: “Cher just rolled her eyes and murmured that she should just retire already.” Meanwhile,…

GLEN CAMPBELL’S widow says the Rhinestone Cowboy crooner never met a hotel minibar he didn’t like! Former Radio City Rockette Kim Campbell, 61, first met the smooth songster on a blind date to see James Taylor — and then Glen got sloppy drunk back at his hotel wanting to “jump her bones,” she says. Her Prince Charming “turned into a big fat toad and turned vulgar,” she writes, dishing about the couple’s nearly 35 years as husband and wife in the memoir Gentle on My Mind. Kim also admits raging drunk Glen even once pointed a gun at her! But she says the star sobered up after she confronted him in a bar, handed him their baby and walked out! The blond beauty, who wed Glen in 1982, endured his battles…

GRUNGE music great Kurt Cobain’s bain’s famed guitar fetched a recordbreaking $6 million at auction! The acoustic axe, a super-rare 1959 Martin D-18E, was strummed by the rock legend during Nirvana’s MTV Unplugged session in 1993 — about fifive months before his suicide. It was believed to be sold by Isaiah Silva — ex-husband of Cobain’s daughter, Francis Bean — who won the instrument in a 2018 settlement following the couple’s bitter divorce. The sale went through despite the protests of Cobain’s widow, Courtney Love, who calls the guitar a family heirloom. I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine.— Neil Armstrong…