Table of contents for March 16, 2020 in Globe

CASH-strapped American Chopper star Paul Teutul Sr.’s bank account has taken another whack! The 70-year-old reality star has been ordered to pay a photographer nearly $260,000 for using his art-work without permission, according to court documents. That hefty hit comes after Teutul filed for Chapter 13 bankruptcy in February 2018. He sold his 38-acre home last June after it fell into foreclosure and also sold his prized car collection to keep his famed biker shop afloat.…

POETRY in motion for Sex and the City star CHRIS NOTH, 65, and actress wife TARA WILSON, 38, who welcomed their second son, Keats. The babe joins big bro Orion, 12. It’s boy No. 2 for Brooklyn Nine-Nine star MELISSA FUMERO, 37, and actor hubby DAVID FUMERO, 47. Axel joins brother Enzo, 3. Monster Garage star JESSE JAMES, 50, is going to be a grandpa! The motorcycle legend’s daughter CHANDLER, 25, is expecting a girl. NFL star J.J. WATT, 30, tied the knot with soccer star KEALIA OHAI, 28, in the Bahamas. The Texas defensive end popped the question about a year ago. No wedding bells for WHITNEY CUMMINGS and fiancé MILES SKINNER. The 2 Broke Girls creator-comedian zapped her engagement with the creative director she’d met on a dating…

IT’S not a good thing: Unlucky-in-love Martha Stewart has packed on 47 pounds in a few months — and now medical experts warn she’s digging her grave with a knife and fork! At five-foot-nine, the 78-year-old domestic diva is now a scale-smashing at about 203 pounds, says a source who blames Martha’s growing belly on “not having a serious relationship with a man since she broke up with Charles Simonyi more than 10 years ago.” Martha, whose ideal weight for her height would be around 130 pounds, has admitted she’s had little luck finding love in the dating pool — revealing she suffered through five disastrous dates via match.com. The result is that “Martha has been eating with a vengeance,” says the source. “She’s bored and lonely.” The insider also…

AARON PAUL has saddled up to join season three of HBO’s sci-fi show Westworld. The gig adds to his impressive list of credits, including roles in Breaking Bad, Big Love and BoJack Horseman. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 40-year-old star. 1 His birth name is Aaron Paul Sturtevant. 2 In the late ’90s, he worked as an usher at the Universal Studios movie theater in Hollywood. 3 Before making it big, he appeared on an episode of The Price Is Right in 2000 — but lost on the Showcase by overbidding $132. 4 He starred in music videos for Korn’s Thoughtless and Everlast’s White Trash Beautiful. 5 He made his TV debut in an episode of Beverly Hills, 90210. 6 His Breaking Bad character was set…

DANGEROUS thugs are always on the hunt for their next victims — but the BOLO Safety app teaches top-secret police tactics that could save the lives of you and your family! Created by longtime Georgia homicide detective Danny Stephens, the crime prevention program — which features step-by-step instructional videos you can watch on your phone or computer — contains more than 350 tips designed to reduce your risk of danger. The renowned investigator explains he developed BOLO Safety — whose name is inspired by police-speak for “be on the lookout” — because “criminals exploit weaknesses.” The program teaches users how to be aware of their surroundings, when to take action and how to avoid danger! For example, video doorbells are hugely popular — but BOLO explains three-inch deadbolt locks are…

A DEBAUCHED Texas driver was watching porn on his cellphone when he slammed his truck into a pickup, killing himself and two innocent teens! Now the family of Jonathan Weaver is suing pipeline company Energy Transfer Partners over the fatal smash, which snuffed out the 18-year-old and pal Mathew Swinney, 19. The complaint claims that James Darling, 39, was watching a skin flick while driving a company truck and swerved into oncoming traffic. All three were pronounced dead at the scene in Glasscock County. According to a memo from the Texas Highway Patrol, a para-medic told Trooper Trevor Cole that Darling’s cellphone “was in his lap and was currently playing pornographic video material.” Energy Transfer Partners, an 11,000-employee company, is accused of not properly training its staff to avoid distracted…

ROCKER Rod Stewart is “the world’s stingiest person,” says a British TV broadcaster. Janet Street-Porter, 73, explains she conducted a marathon interview with the Maggie May singer years ago at his home that left her “starving.” “After several hours, I plucked up the courage to ask for something to eat,” she recalls. And that’s when she says the penny-pinching cheapskate — who’s reportedly worth $240 million — had his butler serve her nothing but a cheap candy bar! “That was my nutrition — while listening to Rod waffle on!” gripes Janet, who adds she was not even offered seconds! Janet’s comments come on the heels of Rod’s ex Britt Ekland claiming the notorious tightwad, now 75, made her pay rent during their two-year live-in romance!…

THE Flash hunk Rick Cosnett has come out of the closet! “Hi, everyone,” the 36-year-old actor — who plays Det. Eddie Thawne — said in a Feb. 13 Instagram post. “Um, I’m gay and I just wanted everyone to know because I’ve made a promise to myself to live my truth every day and sometimes that is a really hard thing to do.” Rick added: “There you go. I’m sure most of you probably knew anyway.”…

WARREN BEATTY was a busy man in 1990’s Dick Tracy — he produced, directed and starred in the action-comedy flick based on the 1930s comic strip character of the same name! And he was energetic off-screen, too — romancing one of his co-stars, MADONNA, who played Breathless Mahoney, a nightclub singer who wants to divert Dick from his girlfriend, portrayed by GLENNE HEADLY. The movie, which also starred AL PACINO as mobster Alphonse “Big Boy” Caprice, garnered three Oscars. Warren and Madonna’s relationship, though, soon fizzled, and he married ANNETTE BENING in 1992.…

MOVIE witch Angelina Jolie may be worth millions on paper, but sources tell GLOBE the pouty-lipped vamp is struggling to pay her bills — despite wringing every penny she can from Oscar-winning ex Brad Pitt! “There are invoices flying in from every direction, and Angie’s finding it overwhelming right now,” spills an insider. According to the source, the Maleficent star, 44, is feeling the squeeze because of a huge mortgage, pricey around-the-clock security, six-figure legal bills and sky-high tabs for private planes and homeschooling. “The money she gets from Brad evaporates as soon as she gets it,” says the insider. Though Angelina is a multimillionaire, the source dishes, “Much of her net worth is tied up in pensions and investments. “If things don’t improve, she may have to hit up…

ROLLING Stones super-groupie Anita Pallenberg was a witchy woman! The troubled rock hanger-on, who bedded and bedazzled members of the iconic group, had a lot of “sympathy for the devil” — a new book says she held séances to contact the dead!  “The world of the occult fascinated me!” admitted the former model, who died in 2017 at age 75 after battling back from years of drug abuse. Famous for being a muse both in and out of bed for the Stones — she romped with Mick Jagger and Brian Jones, and had three kids with Keith Richards — Anita was crazy for vampires, spells and the dark arts, says the book. “She began to carry a string of garlic with her everywhere — even to bed — to ward…

SWEET REVENGE FOR SNEAKY PETE! Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night Revenge! Troubled SNL star PETE DAVIDSON, 26, got the last laugh with fellow comic LOUIS C.K. by blasting the 52-year-old publicly for snitching about his pot-puffing on the long-running NBC sketch show. During a live stand-up gig in Manhattan recently, Pete told the sold-out crowd how loudmouthed Louis caught him toking during his first season and ratted him out to TV boss LORNE MICHAELS. “Lorne’s eyes were saying, ‘People used to do coke here,’” joked Pete, who admitted being crushed by the betrayal — until the “glorious day” news broke of Louis’ disgusting sexual misconduct, which involved exposing himself and masturbating in front of female colleagues. RUFF TIME Groggy ADAM SANDLER needs a cup of wake-up java for…

PIGGY opera icon Plácido Domingo whines he’s “truly sorry” for his pervy antics as a serial sex harasser and abuser! The married 79-year-old issued a crybaby apology after at least 20 women accused him of creepy behavior ranging from forcible kissing to grabbing or fondling. Two gals reportedly claimed they had sex with the Spanish tenor for fear he’d wreck their careers! “I respect that these women finally felt comfortable enough to speak out,” Domingo said in a statement, “and I want them to know that I am truly sorry for the hurt that I caused them. I accept full responsibility for my actions.” The star previously denied the allegations, insisting his encounters were “always welcomed and consensual.” Why is there so much month left at the end of the…

KELLY RIPA has plans in place for how she and hubby Mark Consuelos will cope with their empty nest when their last kid leaves for college: “We’re going to be totally naked at all times.” The Live host — who’s mom to Michael, 22, Lola, 18, and Joaquin, 17 — adds, “We’re going to change the locks. People are like, ‘Oh, you’re gonna miss the kids.’ “I’m like, ‘I don’t know, I wanna experiment with it. See how that goes.’”…

WILDLIFE cops are hunting for a cowardly serial killer who’s slaughtering lovable dolphins off the Florida coast! Two of the friendly critters were found washed up on the shore with horrific head wounds on Jan. 27 and Jan. 30. The first had its brains blown out from a gunshot and was lying on a Pensacola beach. The second was either shot or speared in the noggin a few hundred miles south near Naples. And last May, another dolphin was found speared in the head on Captiva Island. Now alarmed officials fear an animal serial killer is on the loose. “What’s concerning is that these are just the ones we are finding,” worries Stacey Horstman of the National Ocean and Atmospheric Administration. NOAA is offering a $20,000 reward.…

RESIDENTS of Santa Monica, Calif., want police to book a video crew that shot porn scenes in the local Ocean Park library! Not only that, but the perverted moviemakers also filmed a naked woman outside a nearby elementary school. The video was later uploaded to a porn website. A HIGH school class ring lost in Portland, Maine, 47 years ago has been located — in a forest in Finland! Marko Saarinen was using his metal detector and found the ring, lost by Debra McKenna, 63, under eight inches of soil. He was able to return it to her through her initials engraved on it. It’s still a mystery how it traveled nearly 4,000 miles. A PARK on the shores of Lake Hollingsworth, Fla., had to be shut down because frisky…

AGELESS beauty Jane Seymour plans to walk down the aisle for the fifth time, insiders dish! Sources tell GLOBE TV’s beloved Dr. Quinn will wed her beau of six years, British director David Green, before she turns 70 next year! “Jane always said getting married again was not high on her list of things to do but spending more and more time with David has convinced her otherwise,” says a source. “He’s incredibly romantic and she feels after four failed marriages this one is destined to last. She wants to have the ceremony at her home in Malibu.” While Jane’s rep says there are no wedding bells in the star’s future, the source is spilling all the details, insisting, “It will be beautiful with gorgeous flowers everywhere and a string…

JOHN TESH nearly pulled the plug on himself while he battled cancer! That’s the stunning revelation by the musician and former TV host in his new book about his struggle with a rare prostate tumor! Tesh, now 67 and healthy, fell apart in 2015 when doctors told him he had 18 months to live. “I was having conversations every day with my business manager about insurance and funeral plots,” he writes in Relent-less: Unleashing a Life of Purpose, Grit, and Faith. “And I was drinking at the time because I was so miserable!” The only thing that saved him, he says, was his wife of 28 years, the actress Connie Sellecca. “If it hadn’t been for her, I probably would’ve taken myself out!”…

Ex-H’wood honcho is doomed man in notorious NYC lockup CONVICTED sex fiend Harvey Weinstein has no chance of surviving jail! The obese creep faces up to 29 years in prison — and sources tell GLOBE the disgraced movie mogul’s high profile and sex offender status will make him a marked man behind bars! After a New York City jury found him guilty of third-degree rape and criminal sexual acts on Feb. 24, the 67-year-old pervert was hospitalized after complaining of chest pains. But it’s likely Weinstein, who hired a prison consultant to prep him for life in the slammer, will end up in Rikers Island — a hellhole notorious for rapes, murders, overcrowding and rancid food. “He ain’t ready for Rikers,” a NYC Department of Corrections insider tells GLOBE. “They…

SINGING as a kid helped Grammy winner Mary J. Blige survive tough times. “I sang a lot. I just sang,” recalls the 49-year-old Queen of Hip-Hop Soul. “It made me feel better. I’d wake up in the morning singing and go to bed singing.” Growing up in the Yonkers area just north of New York City was “very, very hard,” she adds. “The environment was just terrible. Everybody did what they had to do to survive.”…

AN 11-year-old girl gave birth in a bathtub in Missouri after allegedly being raped by a teen relative — and now three members of her family are facing criminal charges! Cops say after Francisco Javier Gonzalez-Lopez brought a sickly newborn to St. Joseph’s Medical Center and claimed the baby had been left on his porch, they launched an investigation and discovered the school-age mother. Now police say a relative — 17-year-old Norvin L. Lopez-Cante — copped to having sex with the youngster around 100 times! Gonzalez-Lopez and Lesbia Cante have each been charged with child endangerment, and Norvin faces charges of incest, statutory rape and sodomy.…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Expect the luck of the Irish when the moon visits Capricorn Tuesday, Ram, attracting a golden opportunity to make a fast buck and catch the attention of someone you’re interested in! By Thursday, you’ll have a spring in your step — use it to plan a reunion for loved ones or a summer vacation! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 A pet in need captures your heart and you’ll be busy finding this poor critter a safe harbor. Will it be your home, Bull? Venus says maybe! Cash flow worries ease with news of a loved one’s promotion or pay raise, boosting your joint finances! Rest up at the weekend, when sudden fatigue strikes. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Speak up, Twin! The…

And she’s pushing them to wed again! BRAD PITT’S meddling mom keeps nagging the Oscar-winning star to reunite with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, sources snitch! Many fans had hopes Brad, 56, and Jen, 51, would re-kindle their relationship after their flirty meetup at the SAG Awards in January — and no one wants that more than his mother, Jane, says a tipster. “Jane was deeply affected when Brad and Jen split in 2005, and she always prayed they’d find a way to reunite,” dished the insider. Even after Brad ditched the Friends cutie for an ill-fated marriage with Maleficent witch Angelina Jolie, Jane stayed in touch with Jen and still thinks of her as a daughter, the source adds. While the actor’s rep insists his mom stays out of Brad’s life,…