Table of contents for January 20, 2020 in Globe

GONE TO THE DOGS PRISCILLA PRESLEY was once Elvis’ beautiful bride — but her freaky face now looks ruff! SLOB STORY Former Tonight Show host JAY LENO’s schlubby style leaves little to smile about JUST BANANAS SIMON COWELL gets caught up in some monkey business during a Caribbean getaway FROM STUD TO DUD Las Vegas hunk JOSH DUHAMEL has really gone to pot! AIR STYLE NICOLE KIDMAN’s hairdo is a hair-don’t as she breezes out of Sydney Airport with hubby KEITH URBAN POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! Chatterbox SHARON OSBOURNE is left speechless for once on a British TV talk show THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

BRUCE LEE’s daughter has come out kicking against a fast-food biz, charging a Chinese chain is illegally using the likeness of the late martial arts legend in its logo, according to court documents. California-based Bruce Lee Enterprises — helmed by Shannon Lee, the Fist of Fury star’s only surviving child — is suing Real Kungfu, based in Shanghai, for a cool $30 million. Lee’s company is also demanding the restaurants ditch the image in question.…

A BITTER custody battle with ex Brad Pitt — AND his huggy reunion with first wife Jennifer Aniston — have sent bony beauty Angelina Jolie into a spiral that has resulted in near starvation, sources reveal. A snitch tattles that the five-foot-seven Maleficent witch is “barely 100 pounds and nobody can remember the last time she ate a full meal! “She used to eat half a bowl of cereal in the morning and a small salad and piece of pizza later on in the day, but she can’t stomach even that anymore.” Adds the tattletale: “The sight and smell of food seems to turn her stomach, which is in knots over her ongoing custody war with Brad.” In addition, details of the 56-year-old Troy hunk’s friendly get-together with Jennifer, 50,…

MADONNA and Guy Ritchie are locked in a vicious new custody battle — and the angry exes are going all out to destroy each other, sources tell GLOBE! Trouble flared over the holidays when movie mogul Ritchie, 51, accused the Material Girl, 61, of violating the terms of their 11-year-old divorce. Sources say the pair — who are parents of Rocco, 19, and 14-year-old adopted son David Banda — have been clashing over visitation time. “Guy thinks Madonna’s a pathetic human being,” dishes an insider, “and he won’t give in to her about anything.” The Like a Virgin singer recently triggered chatter when she was spotted getting cozy with backup dancer Ahlamalik Williams, 25 — the latest in a string of boytoy beaus. Meanwhile, the Snatch director remarried four years ago,…

IN A galaxy far, far away, CARRIE FISHER‘s spirit lives on! The actress, famed for her role as Star Wars icon Princess Leia, suffered a heart attack on a plane in 2016 and died at age 60 four days later — but she’s now managed to deliver a beyond-the-grave message! The bulletin came when her brother, TODD FISHER, was fishing through his late mother DEBBIE REYNOLDS’ desk looking for memorabilia to include in a pop-up museum of Carrie’s Star Wars items. “I’ve been through that drawer several times,” says the 61-year-old director, describing how a ghostly message from his famous sister — written on a page ripped from a book — seems to have appeared out of thin air. “I know Carrie’s writing inside and out … She was writing…

THE FBI is hunting for Ghislaine Maxwell — murdered pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s mysterious English lover who sources say holds the fate of the world’s most powerful men in her hands. The 58-year-old brunette, daughter of late British media tycoon Robert Maxwell, vanished around the time the billionaire perv was found dying in his Manhattan jail cell last Aug. 10. Ghislaine’s considered the the key to unraveling the sordid world of Epstein, 66, who entertained the wealthiest and most influential men at his homes and on his private jet, the “Lolita Express,” which trans ported harems of underage girls. The socialite may have devastating evidence about her life with Epstein before their breakup around the turn of the century. She and the deviant financier associated with Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew and…

Being born in hot weather can be fatal! ✚ WOMEN born during warmer months of the year are more likely to die from heart disease, a Harvard University study suggests. After analyzing 38 years of data from more than 100,000 subjects, researchers found a “slight but significant increase” in cardiovascular deaths among gals born between March and July. Experts specified more research was needed to confirm the cause, but said evidence points to seasonal differences in mothers’ diets and variable sunlight affecting maternal vitamin D levels. High-tech toilet can do a urine test! ✚ GET ready to be bowled over — researchers are developing a smart toilet to analyze urine samples and send the info directly to a doctor! Joshua Coon and Ian Miller are the scientists behind the creation,…

ONCE known for his wacky collection of frizzy wigs when he was a pop record mogul, real-life lady killer Phil Spector is now sporting a bald pate and goatee as he serves 19 years for the gruesome murder of a stunning B-list actress! The 80-year-old producer of hit tunes like Be My Baby by the Ronettes and John Lennon’s Imagine showed his billiard-ball new look in a photo from the California clink where he’ll be eligible for parole when he’s 90, in 2028. Spector was 67 when he picked up Lana Clarkson, 40, at L.A.’s House of Blues and brought the Barbarian Queen babe back to his nine-room mansion on Feb. 3, 2003. At some point, the music legend, who was known for his violence and gun fetish, forced a .38…

MARIE Osmond has revealed she starved herself after being cruelly fat-shamed as a teenager! The beloved 60-year-old entertainer was filming the ’70s variety show Donny & Marie when a heartless Hollywood exec pressured her to slim down. “One day I was taken out into a parking lot and one of the studio people told me that if I didn’t drop ten pounds, they were going to cancel the show,” Marie recalls. “They said I was an embarrassment to my family and I need to keep the food out of my fat face.” Traumatized, Marie says she simply quit eating. “I would literally starve myself for three days before taping, drinking lemon water and cayenne pepper with maple syrup so I could be skinny,” admits the five-foot-five star. “I was 103…

MEGHAN wins! The B-actress turned Duchess of Sussex and her henpecked hubby, Prince Harry, are quitting Britain and moving to Canada, GLOBE has learned in a blockbuster world exclusive! “Getting away from the royal family’s London base — under her own terms — has been Meghan’s goal from day one,” dishes a high-level palace insider. “Life as a royal is far from the fairy tale she thought it would be when she wed Harry. Now she knows she’s worn out her welcome with her diva demands, temper tantrums and publicity stunts. “It was her idea to ditch the traditional Christmas gathering at Sandringham, which humiliated and infuriated the queen. “Instead, she and Harry demanded six weeks away from royal duties for ‘family time’ with their seven-month-old son, Archie! “Her Majesty…

AS IF she didn’t have enough gaudy glitter in her life, moneybags makeup mogul Kylie Jenner just dropped $12,000 on a blinged-out Beanie Baby! The 22-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star — who’s worth an estimated $1 billion — forked over the hefty sum for the bedazzled bambino at a charity auction curated by singer Justin Bieber and wife Hailey Bald-win. The crystal-encrusted play-thing is one of five created by pop artist Dan Life, who based its design on the bean-filled toy that was a sensation in the ’90s.…

MICKEY ROURKE shunned his stepfather until the day he died! That’s the claim of the hard-boiled actor’s stepbrother — who reveals Rourke’s biological mom, Annette, died recently at age 90 with their family still bitterly divided. “My father and Mickey never reconciled,” 62-year-old Eugene Addis Jr. tells GLOBE. Rourke’s biological father walked out when he was six. Annette went on to marry Eugene Addis, who helped raise Mickey. But the Wrestler star claims Addis was a “mean” man. “My stepfather used to crack my head just because he felt like it,” says the 67-year-old actor. Addis, who 10 years ago appealed to the star to reconcile, vehemently denied Mickey’s charges, saying: “I was a strict parent, but Mickey’s claims of abuse are ridiculous.”…

SMITTEN Garth Brooks is chasing after curvy man-magnet Miranda Lambert, and his hefty older wife, Trisha Year wood, is in a jealous funk, sources tell GLOBE! The 57-year-old country superstar swears his interest in the 36-year-old Over You songbird is professional — he only wants to hook up for a concert tour, insiders say. But sources dish he and Trisha, 55, have exploded with furious clashes, leaving their 14-year marriage hanging by a thread! “Trisha is insanely jealous of Garth’s intense interest in Miranda,” spills a friend. “She’s furious with Garth because she knows Miranda is a notorious man-eater who has a history of trying to get her hooks into married men!” Back in 2018, Lambert dated married musician Evan Felker, who ended up divorcing his wife, Staci. Trisha doesn’t…

A COURAGEOUS American teen and his preacher dad drowned horribly as they tried to save the boy’s 9-year-old sister, Comfort, who had slipped and was trapped in the deep end of a resort pool! The pair selflessly plunged into the water in a vain attempt to save the girl at the Club La Costa near Malaga, Spain — despite the fact they could not swim! While 16-year-old Praise-Emmanuel Diya carried a U.S. passport and was born in Illinois, he was living with his family — including tragic dad Gabriel Diya, 52, mom Olubunmi Diya, 49, and another sister, Favour, 14 — in London, from where they traveled to the sunny seaside playground. When little Comfort slipped in the shallow end and drifted to the deep part, her non-swimming brother and…

TROUBLED Aaron Carter had a rude awakening: Cops broke into the snoozing singer’s California home after frantic fans mistakenly feared he’d overdosed during an online video chat! The I Want Candy singer appeared to nod off during a livestream, causing worried viewers to call police, who busted down his front door to check on his welfare. But sources report the former teen idol had simply fallen asleep, and first responders left after determining he wasn’t in danger. Afterward, in another video, the 32-year-old Sooner or Later singer fumed about the false alarm and the damage to his home, ranting: “I don’t know who called, but y’all need to chill out … the f**king cops broke in my f**king door — it’s f**ked.” The drama is just the latest for scarily skinny…

THE first minutes of Eddie Murphy’s triumphant return to Saturday Night Live have rekindled his raging feud with jailed sex creep Bill Cosby! “If you would have told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring, stay-at-home house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have took that bet,” joked guest host Eddie at the beginning of his opening monologue, sparking roars of laughter from the studio audience. These days, of course, 82-year-old Cosby is rotting behind bars for drugging and sexually assaulting a woman in 2004, while 58-year-old Eddie is riding high following his acclaimed performance in Dolemite Is My Name. The dig at the disgraced star sparked fury from the Cosby camp, with publicist Andrew Wyatt lashing out and accusing the Beverly…

PROOF 50 CENT HAS NO SENSE! Is rapper 50 CENT supercool — or just a fool? Recent goings-on point to the latter — the clueless performer just shelled out $100,000 to clear an entire Toys ’R’ Us store in New Jersey of customers so his wide-eyed son Sire, 7, could enjoy a dream-come-true shopping spree. And then he bragged about it on social media. Almost needless to say, but many couldn’t wrap their heads around the rapper’s boastful overindulgence. Commented one disgruntled woman: “I’m trying to be positive but I just got off my shift at a non-profit thrift store and watched some parents count change to buy some used toys,” while another fan snarked, “What a wonderful gesture giving an entire toy store to needy kids … Oh wait!…

WHO AM I? Answer the clues and place the initials to each answer into the appropriately numbered square to find our mystery celebrity. $100 PRIZE 2 Wedding Crashers and The Royal Tenenbaums actor and brother of Luke, __ Wilson 5 Fantasy horror franchise starring Kate Beckinsale as vampire warrior Selene 12 & 3 Chris Evans and Chyler Leigh satirical comedy, __ Teen Movie 9 Heroes actress who plays country singer Juliette Barnes in Nashville, __ Panettiere 13 Ingrid Bergman’s daughter who was nominated for a Golden Globe for her role in Crime Of The Century, __ Rossellini 8 & 6 Classic Brat Pack film starring Molly Ringwald and Jon Cryer, and written by John Hughes, __ Pink 4 & 10 Daniel Craig stars as James Bond for the second time…

IN A troubling trend, more and more people are using their pets’ medications to treat their own illnesses! Apart from using medicines prescribed for household pets, a study found online reviews showed some Americans are taking fish antibiotics rather than see their doctor — all in an attempt to save money! Fish antibiotics are readily available online with no prescription and are cheaper than drugs developed for humans. But pet medications could contain ingredients harmful to humans and self-medication could delay proper treatment, says study co-author P. Brandon Bookstaver, a pharmacist and director of residency at the University of South Carolina College of Pharmacy. What’s more, there’s much less official oversight for pet medications and no firm guarantee the products contain the labeled medication and have the stated strength. “Taking…

WE KNOW it’s tough to find a funny, entertaining host for awards shows, but why does the Golden Globes constantly settle for boring, talentless Ricky Gervais? The irritating Englishman won the plum hosting gig for the FIFTH time with quips that are funny — IF someone had a gun to your head and ordered you to laugh! He fashions himself a comic — but ONLY if you consider MEAN, RUDE and BORING as funny! He’s even admitted his taunts are tasteless, saying: “I think the first time [hosting] people went, ‘Why is he saying these awful things?’ and I think by the fourth time they went, ‘Oh, they’re jokes.’” Don Rickles was considered the master of insult, but his zingers, which often poked fun at celebs such as Frank Sinatra,…