Globe December 2, 2019

SWEAT HOG Piggish BEN AFFLECK is a sloppy slob in New Orleans — nearly a week after his boozy relapse POPPING HER TOP Pregnant JENNA DEWAN’s low-cut shirt is a total bust! ON THE SPOT The Masked Singer’s JENNY McCARTHY is game for some fun before a radio appearance in NYC WHAT A METZ! Roly-poly CHRISSY METZ is a real sad sack in her ill-fitting frock GONE OVER-BORED Absent-minded STANLEY TUCCI stares off into space on set in Italy STAGE FRIGHT Former SNL funnyman CHRIS KATTAN looks worse for wear at a Florida theater THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

COUNTRY spitfire Miranda Lambert is desperate to have a baby — in a last-ditch bid to save her marriage to a New York City cop, according to friends! The driven diva, 36, tied the knot with 28-year-old Brendan McLoughlin just 10 months ago after a 12-week romance, but insiders say he’s grown tired of her domineering ways and may be headed for the exit. At the root of the problem is Miranda’s laser focus on her career — even though she plunked down $2 million on a swanky Big Apple love nest, she demanded her henpecked hubby take an indefinite leave of absence from the force to shadow her on a long tour, sources dish. It “feels, for him, like he’s a kept man,” says a pal. Despite her headstrong…

TV TALK queen bee Ellen DeGeneres is pouring her time and fortune into saving endangered gorillas — and it’s driving wife Portia de Rossi bananas! Blond actress/model Portia, 46, has nothing against the big apes but thinks Ellen, 61, has become over-obsessed with the project — especially since she has been pushing to adopt a baby gorilla! And now TV talker wants to adopt one of the baby critters! “It’s all Ellen wants to talk about when she gets home and Portia’s had enough,” spills an insider. “Portia’s sick of hearing her go on and on about them. “Ellen’s donated millions to animal causes and this is her passion and legacy,” adds the source. “But Portia doesn’t share Ellen’s love for wild animals and the cash-hungry charities that try to protect…

PRINCE WILLIAM’S peace-loving wife, Kate, is frantically trying to end the bitter rift that’s ripping him and his brother, Prince Harry, apart. In a stunning move, the Duchess of Cambridge confronted her husband and begged William to make the first move toward a truce, GLOBE has learned in a world exclusive. “She urged William to forgive Harry — or the feud would fester into a wound that might never be healed,” a high-level courtier reveals. “She told him, ‘You’ll regret it all your life if you don’t.’” The showdown came hours after the brothers were forced to appear together at the annual traditional wreath-laying service at London’s Cenotaph on Nov. 10, Remembrance Sunday. “They barely acknowledged each other!” dishes the source. “That was the last straw for Kate! The queen,…

R&B icon Tina Turner has survived a lot of horrors during her 79 years — including terrifying abuse by ex-hubby Ike Turner — but medical experts fear she’s facing her final curtain call as her lifesaving kidney transplant lurches from crisis to crisis! Gasps were heard as the Proud Mary songbird arrived looking shockingly unrecognizable with a “moon face” at the Broadway opening of Tina: The Tina Turner Musical on Nov. 7. New York internist Dr. Stuart Fischer says the appearance of the What’s Love Got to Do with It singer is “a sign that she’s taking powerful immunosuppressant drugs to keep her body from rejecting the organ” her husband Erwin Bach donated to save her life in 2016. “It can also be a sign that her body is rejecting…

COUNTRY queen Dolly Parton is ink-redible! The 73-year-old superstar has fessed up to being tatted up — and that’s the reason she always wears sleeves on her outrageous stage outfits! “I got them [tattoos] to cover scars or things,” she admits. “If I have to get a scar for any reason, I never can kind of get rid of that purple look. So I thought, Well, I’m going to kind of decorate these with some flowers or little butterflies or whatever. “I’m not really one to have tattoos, but I do have a few, and they’re not where you can see them.” Sitcom star Roseanne Barr is in on Dolly’s secret. “[Dolly] showed me,” Roseanne dishes. “She’s got all these awesome … pastel gorgeous bows all over everything.”…