Table of contents for July 15, 2019 in Globe

WEIGH TO GO! Portly pop star DEMI LOVATO leaves the gym — but her bloated bod is still a work in progress DYEING FOR ATTENTION Aquaman actress AMBER HEARD has swapped her usual golden locks for a sloppy pink ‘do WALK ON BY Stooped songwriter BURT BACHARACH — who composed dozens of Dionne Warwick hits — is on his own as he strolls in L.A. BUMMING AROUND Cheeky Avengers actor CHRIS HEMSWORTH drops his guard in Byron Bay, his Australian hometown SADDLE SORE Boozy British TV host PIERS MORGAN can’t hide his feelings as he watches the ponies at the Ascot Racecourse THE WHEEL DEAL Spokes-woman MELISSA McCARTHY cruises her California neighborhood on a tricked-out tricycle…

FRIENDS beauty Jennifer Aniston vowed she’d never go nuts for cosmetic fixes, but pals are buzzing her gorgeous puss is so stuffed with fillers her face seems frozen. Sources blab the 50-year-old actress’ face looks artificially plumped up in her new hit Netflix movie with Adam Sandler, Murder Mystery. “She’s become fixated over her face and aging, and it’s clearly getting out of hand,” warns an insider, who says pals are begging the star to stop before she turns into a nip/tuck freak show. Ironically, the ex-sitcom siren “always swore she’d never be one of these ‘victims’ who’d go overboard and look so obviously plastic,” spills the spy. “But anyone who hangs with Jen lately — and even her fans — can see she’s been plumping her face with a…

THE estates of music icons Tom Petty and Tupac Shakur have clobbered Universal Music Group with a $100 million lawsuit over music works supposedly destroyed in a 2008 fire. The musicians’ reps charge Universal hid details about a “massive recovery of some of the material allegedly ruined by the fire, including master recordings,” and has been cheating the musicians or their heirs out of 50 percent of the royalties since. Courtney Love’s band Hole and the grunge group Soundgarden are also part of the legal action. Universal has yet to comment on the allegations.…

MALE moviegoers would love to see busty John Wick assassin Halle Berry lose her shirt, but the beauty recently nearly lost her Tinseltown home. Cops says brazen crook Ronald Eugene Griffin 59, showed up at the 52-year-old hottie’s pad with a fake deed and started changing the locks. Halle’s staff called LAPD, but when cops arrived, Griffin told them he was the owner and accused the staff of trespassing. He was busted for having a fake deed and jailed on a $36,000 bond. Griffin reportedly didn’t know it was Halle’s home!…

SCREEN-obsessed teens and young adults are sprouting horns at the base of their skulls from excessive use of cell phones! “I have been a clinician for 20 years, and only in the last decade, increasingly I have been discovering that my patients have this growth on the skull,” says Dr. David Shahar, who investigated the phenomenon with Mark Sayers, a fellow professor at Australia’s University of the Sunshine Coast. After examining hundreds of X-rays, the researchers discovered 40 percent of their subjects aged 18 to 30 had the freakish bone spur — with the most substantial growths being more than an inch long! And Shahar thinks modern technology may be to blame! He theorizes frequently tilting the head forward to stare at a smartphone, which shifts weight from the spine…

DISGRACED comic Bill Cosby apparently hasn’t learned America loves to forgive bad boys who confess their guilt and repent — because the convicted sex fiend still refuses to admit he’s a slimeball. In fact, the egomaniac is so brazen, he had the nerve to tweet out holiday greetings — and sign his posts “America’s Dad.” Kinkster Cosby earned that squeaky-clean nickname playing beloved dad Cliff Huxtable on his classic ‘80s sitcom, The Cosby Show. But that was before dozens of women finally had the courage to speak out — claiming the pervert drugged them senseless and sexually attacked them! A year ago, a Philadelphia jury convicted the creep for drugging and violating a gal, who was young enough to be his granddaughter at the time of the crime. Now locked…

FIRED sex creep Matt Lauer has been forced to sell his ritzy Hamptons mansion as he desperately scrapes together cash to pay his estranged wife Annette Roque’s whopping $20 million settlement — so she’ll keep her mouth shut, insiders dish. Part of the massive settlement just hammered out includes a no-tattling clause that stops Annette from blabbing embarrassing secrets that could keep the disgusting perv from landing another high-paying TV gig, sources say. “Annette is calling all the shots in the divorce. She has him by the short hairs,” spills a source. “It is not out of some sense of guilt or remorse that is behind Matt giving Annette everything — it is out of fear of what she could say or do. “He still thinks he can return to…

TROUBLED Matthew Perry’s repeated battles with booze and drugs have taken a savage toll on the health of the Friends star — and now friends fear he’ll kick the bucket by the end of the year! The 49-year-old former TV legend, who has struggled with prescription pill and alcohol demons for years, looked bloated, shabby and dazed while wandering the streets in the Big Apple late last month. The actor’s hands appeared swollen and his fingernails were long and jagged during his June 20 jaunt, which was captured on camera. Now, Hollywood insiders worry Matthew’s tumbled off the wagon yet again! “Matt has packed on over 50 pounds,” snitches an insider. “He’s overweight, out of shape and not taking care of his personal hygiene. He looks like a bum. “His…

NAOMI WATTS Watts all this?! A strapless dress over pants? King Kong’s leading lady makes a beastly mistake with this pairing OLIVIA MUNN Munn-ma mia! The Rook actress looked effortlessly striking in this flesh-tone liquid sequin gown AUBREY PLAZA The Parks and Recreation beauty looks garden-party ready in this lively yellow floral minidress JOAN COLLINS The Dynasty legend, 86, reigns on the red carpet with this black, off-the-shoulder lace and sequin top RIHANNA RiRi-diculous! The Rude Boy singer makes a crude statement in this tiny satin hot-pink dress…

AGING action man Harrison Ford flew into a fury over buzz that young Jurassic World stud Chris Pratt will replace him as daredevil archaeologist Indiana Jones. “Nobody is gonna be Indiana Jones!” the 76-year-old star snorts. “Don’t you get it? I’M Indiana Jones. “When I’m gone — he’s gone!” But Ford should worry. Former high school wrestling champ Pratt, 40, has been rumored for the role since Disney took over the series from Paramount. Last year, Disney tarnished Julie Andrew’s legacy as Mary Poppins by popping Emily Blunt into the role — so all bets are off.…

A TWISTED creep put a hidden camera in the ladies room at the studios where the new James Bond flick is being shot so he could get sick kicks spying on gals. British cops busted a 49-year-old man after the secret spy cam was discovered in the women’s restroom at Pinewood Studios, site of the new 007 saga, Bond 25, starring Daniel Craig as the ferocious secret agent. Thames Valley Police charged the disgusting dude with voyeurism.…

THESE rich and famous folks have it all — so you’d think moneybags megastars would look better in a bathing suit! But as these cringe-worthy photos reveal, no amount of cash can permanently fix lumpy cellulite and sagging assets. Here, GLOBE presents some of Hollywood’s most frightening figures.…

ACTRESS Helen Hunt is boosting her fizzling career with a reboot of her smash hit ’90s sitcom Mad About You! The 56-year-old was a superstar two decades ago following her NBC sitcom success with an Oscar for As Good as It Gets with Jack Nicholson and leading lady roles in Cast Away with Tom Hanks and What Women Want with Mel Gibson. But since then, her career in front of the camera’s floundered. Now, the sitcom reboot “is the project that could bring her all the way back from years of obscurity,” dishes a Hollywood insider. The series about bickering New York City newlyweds starred Helen and comic Paul Reiser and ran for seven seasons. She won four Emmys. The reboot picks up decades later when “their daughter goes off…

Snail slime fights lung infection ✚ SNAIL slime contains protective proteins shown to stamp out dangerous bacteria, according to British doctors. Researchers Alan Gunn and Sarah Pitt discovered the mucus produced by garden snails contains four previously unknown proteins. They claim two of those discovered organic compounds proved to have strong antimicrobial properties and were effective against Pseudomonas aeruginosa — a bacterium that causes potentially deadly lung infections in patients with cystic fibrosis. Yogurt clobbers bowel cancer ✚ MEN who eat two servings of yogurt a week may lower their risk of developing growths that lead to bowel cancer by 20 percent, say scientists from Washington University School of Medicine. After studying the diet habits and medical data of 32,600 men and more than 55,700 women, the researchers believe two…

GOOFY goop.com boss Gwyneth Paltrow may steam clean her vagina, but she won’t do every nutty New Age thing pushed by her website — like drinking her pee! The 46-year-old blonde admits she balked at the “weird cleanse” of sipping urine. “When something like a weird cleanse or something comes up, everyone says, ‘Let Gwyneth do it, she’ll do it!’” she admits. “I drew the line at drinking my own urine. That was a bridge too far!” Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.—John F. Kennedy…

STRUGGLING to cope with motherhood and tormented by constant criticism from in-laws who despise her, Prince Harry’s wife, Meghan, has become a compulsive eating machine — gaining a staggering 37 pounds — and her fearful hubby has sent her to therapy! The now chubby, five-foot-six duchess, who’s normal weight of 124 pounds has ballooned to over 160, is so down in the dumps, she can barely force herself to waddle out of the house — more than eight weeks after her son Archie’s May 6 birth, sources reveal. That’s the alarming truth behind the former Suits actress’ no-show when the other royals greeted President Donald Trump during his D-Day anniversary visit to England the first week of June. “Meghan was simply ashamed to show her face,” a palace insider reveals.…

WITH summer in full swing, Americans are increasingly terrified of going into the water — and experts tell GLOBE their fears are justified! In a blockbuster special investigation, GLOBE reveals scientists expect the number of deadly attacks to increase this season and detail the shocking reason no swimmer is safe in the waters on the Atlantic, Gulf and Pacific coasts. Gavin Naylor, director of shark research at the Florida Museum of Natural History, boldly forecasts the next attack will be in the Carolinas, states that record up to 14 shark bites a year. “It’s a good habitat for the sharks and it’s a place where people like to go in the summer. “My prediction is that the next bite will be in Hilton Head [S.C.]. The dads go out to…

FORGET Dumb and Dumber, this nutty JIM CARREY confession just gets weirder and weirder. The 57-year-old funnyman, worth a staggering estimated $150 million, says he bombed so badly during an excruciating long-winded stand-up routine in Hollywood, he ended up shrieking like a madman that he hated everyone in a made-up loony song — and even blamed the audience for giving him cancer! “Comedy is dangerous. There was one night where I stayed up for two hours because the audience hated me,” reveals the disturbed comic. “It was an exercise in self-punishment and punishment for them. It was a Saturday night in the main room at The Comedy Store, 250 people paying top dollar, and it became a war. “I finally got offstage to huge applause just because I mentioned I…

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JAILBIRD junkie Redmond O’Neal — Farrah Fawcett’s son with womanizer Ryan O’Neal — is a tragic mental train wreck who has no “grasp of reality,” insists his godmother, Mela Murphy. The 34-year-old is “very scared and extremely confused” in jail and keeps asking her, “Why can’t you take me to rehab?” she says. Sadly, the druggie is looking at life behind bars if convicted of a 2018 crime spree, during which he’s accused of robbing a 7-11 at knifepoint and punching and stabbing several men. But Murphy says Redmond still doesn’t have a clue about the attempted murder and other charges he’s facing.…

JAMES Bond legend Roger Moore’s family is locked in a bitter battle over the suave 007 star’s $102 million fortune! A pal says the actor, who died at 89 in 2017 after starring in seven Bond flicks between 1973 and 1985, “must be rolling over in his grave” over the emotional ringer his widow, Kristina Tholstrup, 77, is being put through by her son. Kristina’s kid Hans Christian Knudsen, 53, is charging in court papers filed in Monaco that Roger’s fourth wife is being flimflammed and drained by her charming and handsome lawyer Per Troen, 63, who is also handling the Moore estate, which is still not settled. Kristina, who’s called Kiki, fired back that her son, who says he’s a marine biologist, is a bum who’s never worked a…

NEWLY convicted sexfiend Keith Raniere is facing spending the rest of his life in a cage for running a twisted cult that tortured, enslaved and branded gals for kinky cravings — while posing as a self-improvement guru. A federal jury convicted NXIVM cult king Raniere, 58, for sex trafficking and child pornography — and a slew of other crimes — after a sensational trial in Brooklyn, N.Y. His lawyers’ argument conceded the creep’s self-improvement seemed “unconventional” but insisted all the sex was consensual. However, U.S. Attorney Richard Donoghue described Raniere as a sinister puppet-master who “ruined marriages, careers, fortunes and lives.” While Raniere “portrayed himself as a savant and a genius, he was in fact a master manipulator, a con man and the crime boss of a cult-like organization involving…

STAR Trek beauty Marina Sirtis has made a shocking confession — she was molested as a three-year-old by teenage boys. “My mom used to leave me with a babysitter and it was her teenage sons who molested me,” reveals Sirtis, 64, who played Counselor Deanna Troi on Star Trek: The Next Generation. “I never told anyone because even at three you know it’s shameful and you think somehow it’s your fault.” She blames the eating disorder she battled from ages 13 to 33 on the sex trauma.…