Globe April 3, 2017

WIDE LOAD YIKES! Reality TV momager KRIS JENNER, 61, carries a lot of junk in that trunk — giving booty-ful daughter Kim Kardashian a glimpse into the future! GERIATRIC GIDGET SALLY FIELD looks ready to be put out to pasture during her curtain call for The Glass Menagerie IT’S GEORGE TACK-Y! Star Trek actor and social media sensation GEORGE TAKEI is looking pretty spacey! EYE ON THE SKY Argo actor JOHN GOODMAN has sky-high aspirations during his Hollywood Walk of Fame induction NO SHAME! Ample AMBER ROSE puts on an eye-popping display — brazenly flaunting her dangerous curves. Cover up, girl! DOUBLE CHIN SEVEN! Spies caught former James Bond PIERCE BROSNAN going from fab to flab! A little chin music, please!…

WILLIAM and Kate’s fairy-tale marriage is on the rocks — after he was caught partying with a stunning topless model! Just weeks before their sixth wedding anniversary, humiliated Kate Middleton — Britain’s next queen — exploded in fury as photos surfaced of her husband and Aussie sexpot Sophie Taylor, 24, getting cozy during a four-day skiing trip to Switzerland, says a royal insider. “You’ve made fools of us all,” Kate, 35, screamed at the prince, who insisted nothing had happened after returning from Verbier. “I’ve been doing everything you demanded to keep this family together — but you just want to be a playboy. “I’ve had enough!” Kate stormed out on William, taking their kids George, 3, and Charlotte, almost 2, to her parents home at Bucklebury. Earlier they’d bitterly…

HOLLYWOOD sweetheart Jennifer Garner and troubled actor Ben Affleck want to reaffirm their marriage commitment with the latest celebrity accessory — twins! Hot on the heels of their reconciliation, they are seeing a fertility doctor to add two children to their brood, say insiders — and GLOBE has amazing photo evidence of the impending bundles of joy! “Jennifer went shopping with her kids on March 9, and her eldest daughter, Violet, was seen carrying a book titled Raising Twins: From Pregnancy to Preschool,” reveals an observer. “Jennifer knew she was being photographed, so she probably gave the book to her daughter to hold! “She didn’t want anyone to know she’s trying to have twins with Ben! “She couldn’t be happier right now. She and Ben are in a better place…

DIRTY DEMOCRAT CAN FACE TRIAL FOR SCAM PRESIDENT Donald Trump is right! Barack Obama really WAS born in Kenya and his own brother is providing the proof — a damning hospital birth certificate issued in their African homeland! An explosive document uncovered by Malik Obama reveals the former president lied about being born in Hawaii — and was actually delivered at Coast Province General Hospital in Mombasa, Kenya, on Aug. 4, 1961! The official certificate — complete with Barack’s tiny footprint — is proof of the dirty Democrat’s cunning scheme to bypass the Constitution, which requires the president to be a “natural-born” citizen. “Barack Obama MUST be prosecuted for perjury and misrepresentation,” a Washington, D.C., insider demands. “He thumbed his nose at the American people, and his entire presidency was…

PRINCE HARRY has always had a reputation as a smooth ladies’ man, but the macho royal has taken it one step further by waxing his chest — and sniggering palace pals say it’s all because of his lady love Meghan Markle! The bachelor prince and former military man, 32, has long sported a rugged look, but since taking up with the shapely Suits star, friends have noticed Harry hasn’t been quite so hairy! Harry and Meghan, 35, were recently spotted together at the Caribbean nuptials of his longtime friend Tom “Skippy” Inskip to Lara Hughes-Young. While the loved-up prince drew attention for holding Meghan’s hand in public, his sleek new look had friends’ tongues really wagging! As he soaked up the sun, the bare heir flashed a notably smoother chest,…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE HOPELESS romantic Mark Harmon is so in love with wife Pam Dawber he’s married her twice! A close friend of the handsome, gray-haired NCIS star tells GLOBE, “Mark and Pam celebrated 30 years of marriage on March 21. “They’re as much in love today as they were back then — so they retied the knot! “Mark has constantly said to me he’s ‘the luckiest man alive’ and he ‘doesn’t know what he would do without her.’ “They still act like a pair of love-struck teenagers!” The pal says Mark realized how fortunate he is to have lasting love after the 2016 death of Gary Glasberg, his executive producer pal of NCIS. “Mark was completely devastated. He said to me, ‘Gary’s death proved to me that you can go…