Table of contents for December 5, 2016 in Globe

LIVING ON THE WEDGE Model KELLY ROHRBACH picks her way through a rocky L.A. beach — and her bikini bottoms! KISS ME! Sex and the City fave KRISTIN DAVIS doesn’t feel sheepish about cozying up to an old goat in Austria! Yuck! FATMAN! Bloated Batman actor BILLY DEE WILLIAMS must’ve made a Harvey Dent in his supply of Colt 45 to have piled on that beer gut! PUDGE NELSON Beloved Breakfast Club heartthrob JUDD NELSON seems to have joined the Lunch Club, the Dinner Club and the Dessert Club, too! WHAT’S THE SKINNY? Looks like Supergirl star CALISTA FLOCKHART is still superthin — nice to know some things never change! CRACK UP Funnyman ASHTON KUTCHER is definitely the butt of a joke while out with daughter Wyatt in Studio City,…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! PRESIDENT-elect Donald Trump is hellbent on revenge against the Hollywood hypocrites who badmouthed his candidacy and urged voters to shun him! GLOBE has learned that the Donald and his team have targeted more than two dozen celebrities who declared they would leave the country if he was elected on Nov. 8. They include: Cher, Samuel L. Jackson, Barbra Streisand, Miley Cyrus, Robert De Niro, Whoopi Goldberg, George Clooney, Rosie O’Donnell and Alec Baldwin, who repeatedly mimicked and mocked him on Saturday Night Live. And his weapon of choice will be TWITTER — where he’ll “shame them” and urge people to boycott their films and music, says a Trump camp insider. Trump has 15.3 MILLION followers on the social media app. They could exact a financial toll on…

MOM FROM HELL BUTCHERED GIRL ON 10TH BIRTHDAY ANGELIC Victoria Martens was drugged, raped and butchered on her 10th birthday, and cops say her mom, Michelle Martens, was one of the three killers! The girl’s gruesomely mutilated body was found wrapped in a burning blanket and on fire in her mom’s Albuquerque, N.M., apartment in August. Her left leg was nearly cut off and both her arms were gone. Cops arrested Martens, 35, her boyfriend, Fabian Gonzales, 31, and his cousin Jessica Kelley, 31. Martens reportedly  told police the girl was given methamphetamine “to calm her down” so Gonzales could have sex with her. The mother also admitted looking for other men to rape her daughter, say police. Martens claimed Gonzales choked the girl to death, but he denied it.…

GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE A STAR is being reborn — but leave it to Hollywood “creative geniuses” to make sure we all get gas! Judy Garland’s 1954 heartbreaker, A Star Is Born, is getting ANOTHER reincarnation — but this time no-talent rocker Lady Gaga has landed the lead! The freakazoid singer has never starred in a movie, but suddenly she’s going to fill the great Garland’s shoes? Excuse us while we barf! Not only that, but Bradley Cooper, who will play the James Mason role opposite goo-goo Gaga, will direct the movie. And he’s never been behind the camera before! Uh-oh! Excuse us again! Sorry. Must be something we ate. So cash-crazy Tinseltown bigwigs think turning a classic into amateur hour is a good idea. As long as the stars…

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE PRINCE William’s marriage to fed-up wife Kate is in tatters after a heart-shattering miscarriage that claimed their twin girls! Kate stormed out of the couple’s country home, Anmer Hall — with the kids in tow — and moved back in with her parents, stunned palace sources reveal. William took off his wedding ring — and left Britain in a huff for “an important animal conservation conference” in Vietnam! Now the cracks in the royal union are being blown wide open, say insiders, as William and Kate reel from the tragedy of losing their unborn children. “Instead of consoling each other over the miscarriage, Wills and Kate started bickering — and things escalated to the point where a sobbing Kate walked out!” says an insider. The 34-year-old Duchess of…

HIV-positive CHARLIE SHEEN is still a hit with the ladies! The notorious hothead, 51, was recently spotted leaving New York City’s ritzy Beautique restaurant around 4 a.m. with an entourage of women — who he hadn’t arrived with! “It’s unbelievable,” marvels one Hollywood insider. “His HIV status, all of his documented scandalous behavior with male and female sex workers and his angry outbursts … none of it seems to have tarnished his appeal! Girls are still flocking to Charlie!” The former Anger Management actor says he feels “excellent” these days thanks to a new treatment for the deadly virus that’s a “global gamechanger” — and it’s apparently a game-changer for his social life, too! It’s a meteoric shift from the months after his November 2015 confirmation about being infected…

FRAIL Barbara Walters has dropped out of sight, triggering fears the legendary TV newsgal is battling fatal Alzheimer’s disease! The 87-year-old founder of ABC’s The View hasn’t been seen in public for nearly four months — and even skipped the all-girl gabfest’s Nov. 11 episode marking the show’s 20th anniversary. Now friends are worried Barbara has taken a sudden turn for the worst — and may be at death’s door. “Barbara just doesn’t seem like herself,” a source says. “She’s had heart issues, head injuries from falls and problems remembering. “There’s talk she’s suffering from Alzheimer’s. Now with her sudden disappearance from public events, people fear she’s got just three months to live.” Shockingly, Barbara was a no-show at The View’s celebration marking two decades on the air. The reunion…

BLAC CHYNA ECSTASY BUST AFTER AIRPORT FREAKOUT ROB KARDASHIAN’s fiancée and baby mama Blac Chyna was nabbed with two Ecstasy pills in her purse after she got boozed up and rowdy at a Texas airport, cops say. The 28-year-old model and former stripper, who gave birth to Rob’s daughter Dream on Nov. 10, was reportedly so loaded at the Austin airport she wasn’t allowed to board her flight to London! Instead, she was collared  by cops, who had to halfcarry her because she refused to walk. She was charged with drug possession and released hours  later on $8,000 bond. The judge recommended drug evaluation and counseling upon her return home in California. NICK CARTER’S BOOZY BAR BRAWL BACKSTREET BOYS crooner Nick Carter was already drunk, and so was his pal,…

1/10 MARIAH CAREY Has Mariah resorted to streetwalking since cstreetwalking calling it quits with billionaire James Packer? 0/10 SARAH JESSICA PARKER Sorry, Sarah, times have changed since the colonial era, and so have the fashions. 5/10 KATIE HOLMES Katie, please keep your lingerie and other weird things you may own in your bedroom. 9/10 JANE FONDA First class fashion! Jane looks incredible in a cream trench coat, trousers and silver heels. 3/10 JOAN COLLINS Regardless of what you may think, Joan, you’re NOT Batman. 2/10 SOLANGE KNOWLES If only you had a heart, Solange, you’d care about others having to look at your hideous Tin Man outfit. 10/10 MAUREEN MCCORMICK Perfection! Maureen pairs a simple black turtleneck with a party skirt and purse. 2/10 SUKI WATERHOUSE Hey, Suki, it’s time…

JOAN and Melissa Rivers were thick as thieves — because Joan bribed Melissa into loving her! Last Girl Before Freeway, a bombshell biography of the late comedian, reveals Joan became obsessed with making Melissa succeed after husband Edgar Rosenberg’s 1987 suicide drove them apart! “At risk of her own career, Joan added Melissa to everything she did, in order to give her game,” friend Sue Cameron says in the book. “It was very hard for Melissa. She knew very well that Joan was forcing her on people.” But coddled Melissa gladly accepted Joan footing the $3 million bill for her 1998 nups to horse trainer John Endicott — and, writes Leslie Bennetts, embraced her “perennial roles as sidekick and dependant.” Another source in the tell-all adds, “Melissa’s been extremely well…

STAR WARS sexpot Carrie Fisher is confessing to a hushhush fling with married Harrison Ford — but says hunky pilot Han Solo crashed and burned in the sack! Now 60, Carrie dishes all the embarrassing details of her teenage fling in her candid new memoir, The Princess Diarist! According to the bombshell book, sparks flew between Ford, a 34-year-old father of two, and a naive 19-year-old Carrie even as their characters — Han and Princess Leia — clashed on the London set of the scifi hit in 1976. She claims they had a torrid hookup after she got “wine sodden” at a bash for Star Wars honcho George Lucas, and Harrison chivalrously offered her a ride in his limo. The duo spent the whole weekend in bed! Carrie says…

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WIN $100 Tell us why these pix DON’T exactly match and win... There are three differences between these photos. If you spot them correctly — and your entry is the first chosen at random — GLOBE will send you $100. Simply identify the three differences between the photographs in a letter or postcard and send it to us at the address listed in the official rules on page 47. DID YOU GUESS? The star on page 47 is Anna Kendrick, whose Pitch Perfect made beautiful box-office music. How did you do? GLOBE WINNERS LOLA BROWN of Lake Forest, Ill., is our winner for the week 44 grand prize in the Spot the Differences contest, and takes home the $150 award! To take part in this week’s contest, check the pictures…

ONLY IN GLOBE BEHIND her bubbly smile, country music legend Dolly Parton has been battling mental illness for years — and once plunged into a despair so dark she was seconds away from blowing her brains out! In a bombshell world exclusive, GLOBE can reveal the 9 to 5 singer has long fought against debilitating depression that she confesses left her “sad-hearted and melancholy. There are times when you just don’t want to get up.” The 70-year-old songbird blames her dark funks on being too “tender-hearted,” but also believes some of her mental issues are inherited. “Depression runs in my family on both sides and I have to be wary,” she says. “If there are problems sometimes it’s a lot for one little person to carry.” Dolly says her darkest…

EVIL ORLANDO RADICAL CUTS DOWN 100 IN GAY NIGHTCLUB! CRAZED, homosexual-hating security guard Omar Mateen claimed he was seeking revenge for ISIS when he exploded in a shooting rampage and slaughtered 49 people at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Fla. The horrific June 12 bloodbath at the Pulse club, where another 53 were wounded, was the worst massacre by a single gunman in U.S. history. In a 911 call during the cold-blooded attack, the home-grown terrorist swore allegiance to ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and claimed he was “triggered” by the U.S. killing of the terrorists’ chief executioner, Abu Waheeb, in a May airstrike. U.S.-born Mateen was the son of an Afghan immigrant who spewed anti-American hatred and pro-Taliban bile on a TV show he hosted. Mateen’s background…

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE! HOOKER-crazed former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer was caught in a $400,000 blackmail scandal with Russian bombshell Svetlana Zakharova, who prosecutors charge threatened to blab the “intimate details” of their sex romps to the media and his family unless he paid her off. Assistant District Attorney Thomas Boyle says the 25-year-old blonde raked in checks ranging from $3,000 to $50,000 — totaling $400K — over a two-year period. Svetlana also claimed Spitzer was so smitten with her, he choked her in a $1,000-a-night suite at The Plaza hotel when she told him she wanted to return to Russia. He denied the assault. The Russkie hottie, who has a hearing set for Dec. 6, has pleaded not guilty and is being held on $1 million bail. She…

Medical news YOU can use! RESEARCHERS are one step closer to understanding what causes cystitis, the painful ailment that causes urinary tract infections in 60 percent of women! A new study shows the bacteria behind cystitis, which is related to e Coli, can actually reprogram the bladder lining. The alteration of the bladder cells means the bug can return repeatedly and strike more easily. For decades, doctors haven’t been able to explain why some people are more susceptible than others. Now, the findings could soon lead to the creation of a vaccine to protect those who already suffer from the crippling disease. That’s great news for cystitis victims, who are often struck repeatedly by the condition! “Urinary tract infections are painful and debilitating,” says Louise de Winter, the chief…

ACROSS 1 Five singers 6 Russian space explorer 11 Backbreaking 16 Pin on 17 Potato, e.g. 18 Bosox rivals 19 Green gem 20 Cloud-free 21 Call at first 22 Texter’s “haha!” 23 Daytona driver 25 Packers QB Rodgers 27 Waste maker 30 Duck down 32 Money (sl.) 33 Pig 34 White as a sheet 36 Once did (2 wds.) 38 Poem of praise 39 Expensive 40 Singer Garfunkel 42 Leaning 43 Seles of tennis 46 German port 47 Texas Ranger, e.g. 50 Rockette, e.g. 53 Lakers’ org. 54 Actor Wallach 55 Luncheon on the lawn 58 Florida Keys, e.g. 59 Talk noisily 62 Upbeat 63 Bill stamp 64 At the apex 66 Prize for Bob Dylan 68 Capital of China 70 ___ Allan Poe 71 Loved 74 Cream-filled treat 77…

AS a teenager, Dara Bruce walked around with a crippling secret — one that made her feel like a misshapen freak of nature! For Dara, now 27, getting the secret off her chest wasn’t easy — because it involved her breasts! “My bust developed at around 12 or 13, but my breasts grew at different rates,” she explains. The Englewood, Fla., gal ended puberty with an A cup and a C — and a devastating case of low self-esteem. For years, she suffered in silence, comparing her unbalanced figure to the perfect female bodies she saw on TV. “I dealt with a lot of insecurity and depression as a teenager because of this,” she says. Determined to look “normal,” she wore inserts and padded bras, but nothing made her feel…