DIALOGUES Hey, man, good to see you!
You, too, old chap!
‘Old chap’? You been watching that British TV series again, you anglophile?
Bloody hell, stop giving me grief!
All right, all right. So, what’s new1?
Well, remember that girl I fancied?
Yeah, what about her?
I asked her out and she said yes. I was gobsmacked!
What, she hit you in the face?
No, you cheeky sod, you know what I mean.
Too right, gov’nor!
Stop taking the piss, you twit.
Oh, come on, you’re asking for it. So, when are you going out?
In a fortnight.
What’s the video game got to do with it?
Nothing, we’re meeting in two weeks’ time.
Well, just say so, then.
Anyway, I’m well chuffed. But I must dash. See you soon!…
