Globe September 16, 2024

COLD COMFORT Outspoken Oscar winner JON VOIGHT clutches a half-eaten ice cream cone as the grizzled geezer gabs in Beverly Hills POINT OF EWW! Expressive DIANE KEATON makes her argument in Brentwood — but her knobby finger looks like something out of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial! UPPER CRUST COMIC Cheesy jokester JERRY SEINFELD chomps on pizza in New York’s tony Hamptons PITCHING IN Major league heavy hitter KESHIA KNIGHT PULLIAM — who played rambunctious Cosby kid Rudy Huxtable — throws her weight behind the Atlanta Braves before their winning matchup against the Philadelphia Phillies A POSITIVE HAT-ITUDE Flattered rom-com queen MEG RYAN tops off her acceptance of the honorary Heart of Sarajevo award by covering her head with her crib notes BRINE AND DANDY Tennis legend ANDRE AGASSI relishes the chance…

WEDDING bells are going to be ringing in the very near future for Zendaya and Tom Holland, insiders spill! The crazy-in-love couple have had an under-the-radar romance since 2016 when Tom and Zendaya, both 28, were cast in Spider-Man: Homecoming. Although they were on-and-off for a time, “they have been exclusive now for more than five years, and marriage has been part of the conversation for a while now,” a source confirms. “Tom’s immature partying days are long behind him,” a spy adds. The English-born star “has spent years proving to Zendaya he can be a really great partner and potentially an excellent father. Now they’ve got some time off before the next Spider-Man gears up, so he’s never going to have a clearer path to formally propose and much more…

TORMENTED hottie Sofía Vergara is turning to hypnotism to banish ex-husband Joe Manganiello from her brain, tipsters tell GLOBE. Despite splitting with the Magic Mike hunk last year — and sparking a new romance with surgeon Justin Saliman — sources snitch the America’s Got Talent judge still can’t shake her breakup blues! “Sofía’s tried everything she can think of to move on and forget about Joe — but he still bugs the hell out of her,” an insider confides. “She’s sick of having his smug face haunting her dreams.” The Modern Family alum, 52, previously attempted to use hypnotherapy to break her addiction to sugar. Now, the mole squeals the Colombian cutie is desperate to give it another go to say adios to her thoughts about her hubby of seven…

BEDRAGGLED lovebirds Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson are desperate to save their rocky romance — so they’ve hatched a make-or-break plan for the next few months, sources spill! Insiders whisper the pressured pair, who were recently forced to deny rumors of a split, are still desperate to make things work, but privately admit the romance is dead in the water without major compromise. “The talk about them splitting was a huge wake-up call and made them realize they aren’t ready to let go,” reveals an insider. “But that means they need to put in some real work. They’re going to start couples therapy again and they’re committing to spending more time together.” As GLOBE readers know, sources say the tormented twosome is also plagued by the constant meddling of Martin’s ex-wife, Gwyneth…

SEX-SWAPPER Caitlyn Jenner has turned into a hunchback from years of stooping and now is battling horribly agonizing bone disease, according to pals who fear the onetime Olympic decathlon champ is crumbling. The 6-foot-2 former heman known as Bruce Jenner now walks with an “obvious hunch,” because she has “always felt self-conscious about her height,” tattles a tipster. Although the star’s rep blasts our report as “completely false,” the tipster dishes, “She hates towering over everyone, so she’s stooped all her life, and it’s had a debilitating effect on her bones.” The 74-year-old reality star and father of six kids with three ex-wives has also been secretly battling osteoarthritis for decades and confesses it causes her “constant pain.” Caitlyn — who has admitted undergoing gender-switching surgery on her top and…

PET-LOVING Lady Gaga is gaga over the new French bulldog puppy that just joined her bully breed pack, which features pooches Koji, Gustav and Miss Asia. The 38-year-old songbird showed off her new love on social media while singing “If the world was ending, I wanna be next to you,” from her new duet with Bruno Mars, Die with a Smile. Her new addition comes three years after her pooch-walker Ryan Fischer was critically shot by dog-nappers who took Koji and Gustav. Fischer recovered and her pets were returned.…