Globe November 20, 2023

DORK IN THE ROAD Bravo bigmouth ANDY COHEN commits a fashion crime by pairing long socks and shorts! SLIP OF THE PENN Flag Day’s DYLAN PENN — cheeky daughter of Hollywood hothead Sean and ex-wife Robin Wright — drops decorum in a racy G-string dress HAVE A NICE TRIP! Stumbling MOLLY SIMS — former star of NBC’s Las Vegas — is dealt a bad hand and takes an ugly tumble POT-BELLIED JIG Jumbo funnyman JACK BLACK struts onstage at an L.A. fundraiser while crooning Taylor Swift’s Anti-Hero CHIN & BEAR IT ALYSON HANNIGAN — Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s witchy Willow Rosenberg — has lost her magic and looks more like lardy Star Wars villain Jabba the Hutt! BALD MOVE Seems it’s hair today, gone tomorrow for former prez GEORGE W.…

LONGTIME marrieds Annette Bening and Warren Beatty have lost the spark, according to sources who say Tinseltown’s most notorious Lothario is driving his wife Bugsy — because he insists on living as a boring recluse! The 86-year-old Dick Tracy star reportedly putters around the house, watches sports or reads when not keeping up with their four children — Stephen, 31, born Kathlyn before his sex-swap transition, Benjamin, 29, Isabel, 26, and Ella, 23 — spies say. “He likes it that way,” spills an insider. “He hardly leaves the house and rarely has something interesting to say. Annette can’t stand it. It’s like living with a zombie.” As GLOBE previously reported, there’s been zero romance between the pair for years after initially exploding in a red-hot affair when they met for the…

ACTING icons Jon Voight and Meryl Streep have been close friends and co-stars, but now insiders say love sparks are flying as the Mamma Mia babe leans on the Ray Donovan hunk for emotional support over the crash of her 45-year marriage to sculptor Don Gummer. Sources snitch Jon, 84, has been respectful while Meryl, 74, navigates life away from her sculptor hubby and is waiting in the wings for when she climbs back on the dating-go-round. The two Oscar winners have mixed in the same social circles since the ’70s and co-starred in the 2004 thriller The Manchurian Candidate. “Jon and Meryl go way back and are very close, and it’s not a stretch to say he’s had a crush on her all these years,” spills an insider. “Most…

FORMER Yellowstone cowboy Kevin Costner is ripping a page from Taylor Swift’s ex-bashing songbook to write poison pen tunes about his ugly divorce from Christine Baumgartner, insiders dish. Costner, 68, has long moonlighted by fronting the country rock band Kevin Costner & Modern West, and last month got the gang together for back-to-back sold-out shows at the famed Million Dollar Saloon in Jackson Hole, Wyo. Costner, who released a concept album in 2020 based on his TV character John Dutton called Tales from Yellowstone, has been putting pen to paper for another album of jingles — this time focused on his divorce from Baumgartner, 49, which was finalized in September, snitches say. “All those feelings he has about his divorce, how things turned so adversarial between them when he never wanted…

BODACIOUS Bette Midler has finally admitted she’s a nip/tuck freak and sources blab the 77-year-old Divine Miss M is splurging on face fixes to look young and keep her 39-year marriage steamy! Bette admits, “I’ve had some tailoring done on my face,” and sources snitch she’s got no plans to stop tinkering. Her puss was so frozen it barely moved before filming began on her latest flick, The Fabulous Four, co-starring Susan Sarandon and Sissy Spacek, according to a spy. “Bette’s obsessed. She spent a fortune to smooth out her skin with laser treatments, filler and tons and tons of Botox,” tattles the spy. “At first, she was so frozen she could hardly move her face. Luckily, it got better in time for the shoot or it could have been…

CRAFTY Queen Latifah feared she was killing off her chances for movie sequels after playing people who bit the dust onscreen in the ’90s, so the rapper insists on a “no death clause” in all her contracts, insiders say. The Equalizer star — who was snuffed out in Set It Off, Sphere and The Bone Collector — jokes, “Apparently, I die too well!” Now, the live wire, 53, will only sign on the dotted line if it’s guaranteed her character will survive!…