Globe July 3, 2023

STICKING OUT ZENDAYA — Spider-Man’s scrawny MJ — could use a good meal to fatten up that bony bod! SQUAWK THIS WAY Shark Tank’s KEVIN O’LEARY won’t rule the fashion roost in his fowl cap! THE THIGH’S THE LIMIT! High-flying PINK harnesses her acrobatic skills in concert — but the pop star is anything but graceful TROUT ON THE TOWN Country king TIM McGRAW is pumped up to perform in Nashville — but his peculiar pout is kinda fishy HUMBLE PIE JASON SUDEIKIS was a big cheese on Ted Lasso — but since the TV hit wrapped, he’s getting a slice of life! OLD HAT Songwriter LINDA PERRY, ex-wife of The Conners’ Sara Gilbert, has to face facts — her sagging mug is a drag!…

SKIRT-chasing NFL stud Troy Aikman secretly divorced his wife Catherine and is scoring with a brunette beauty over two decades his junior, spies tattle. Sources tell GLOBE the Dallas Cowboys legend, 56, is “totally besotted” with glam new galpal Haley Clark, 34, who uploaded photos of the pair canoodling on a romantic vacay off the coast of Italy. The steamy PDA pix marked Troy’s official coming out party after his five-year marriage to Catherine Mooty, 51, collapsed years ago, insiders say. “Troy knows these photos will get everyone talking but he’s proud to have gone public with Haley. It’s clear they’re madly in love,” an insider exclusively dishes. “He’s told friends he and Catherine grew apart and separated some time ago with each other’s blessing. There’s supposedly no bitterness —…

HEARTSICK funny-man Bill Murray seems to be getting a lift in life by dating much-younger singer Kelis after finding they have something major in common — grief! The 72-year-old Ground-hog Day dude lost ex-wife Jennifer Butler in January 2021 at the tender age of 54. They were married for over a decade and had four sons together — Caleb, Jackson, Cooper and Lincoln — before she filed for divorce in 2008, claiming Bill was a violent horndog with addictions to sex, alcohol and weed. The actor also has two sons, Homer and Luke, with first wife Margaret Kelly, who booted Bill in 1996 after discovering his affair with Jennifer. Kelis, 43, lost her husband, photographer Mike Mora, in March 2022 to stage 4 stomach cancer after the 37-year-old bravely battled…

HOMEWRECKER Raquel Leviss erupted in a storm of tears days after a chaotic Vanderpump Rules reunion show — admitting she’s lied so much about her sexcapades with co-star Tom Sandoval it’s hard to keep track of the truth! Her sordid new revelations include she suggested a throuple with Tom and his then-girlfriend, Ariana Madix, and she bedded her former BFF’s boyfriend while Ariana was at the funeral of her beloved granny! “I think that I’ve been lying and being so deceitful this entire time,” whines the 28-year-old reality star, whose fling with 39-year-old Tom is still in play. “Like, the worst is out, yet I’m still finding myself having to lie about specific timeline things!” The Vanderpump reunion did not pump the brakes on accusations, with Ariana, 37, tearing into…

TODAY show stars Savannah Guthrie and Hoda Kotb are back bickering over who’s getting the best treatment by bosses — and the bigwigs love the feuding because it fires them up to do better work, tipsters tattle. Bad blood’s now flowing after Savannah, 51, nabbed cushy travel gigs, most recently in Paris ahead of the 2024 Summer Olympics, while 58-year-old Hoda’s glued to her desk job. “Savannah is getting trips to Paris and other glamorous cities plus her expense accounts are limitless,” dishes an insider. “And she’s trilling about all the designer clothes they’re throwing at her. “It’s bugging Hoda, who has seniority and doesn’t get nearly as many perks.” Hoda joined Today in 2008 while Savannah hopped onboard in 2012. They’ve been teamed up since 2017. As GLOBE previously…

SPITTING mad Britney Spears has been blind-sided by claims she’s strung out on meth and her family is terrified she’s destroying herself with drugs, according to lawyers who say the Toxic songbird is determined to clear her name! After the scandalous allegations were laid at the feet of Britney’s ex-hubby Kevin “K-Fed” Federline, the pop tart’s baby daddy quickly denounced published reports quoting him as saying, “I fear she’s on meth. I’ve been praying someone would make it public and that she wakes up. It’s terrifying. She is the mother of my boys,” Jayden James, 16, and his brother, Sean Preston, 17. While acknowledging he and his sons spoke with a journalist about their relationship with Britney for a documentary, the DJ is now branding published articles alleging to detail…