Globe February 7, 2022

C’MON, GET HAPPY! It’s hard to miss SHIRLEY JONES as the former Partridge Family matriarch mopes around her L.A. neighborhood in a bright purple sweatsuit STEPPIN’ OUT Cornball crooner NEIL SEDAKA looks ready to belt out his last song in West Hollywood DOUGH NO! Back to the Future babe ELISABETH SHUE is past perfect as she pigs out on pastry in L.A. BUDDING ATHLETE Movie tough guy MARK WAHLBERG is in the pink as he hits the links in Honolulu in a floral polo ALL THE FUZZ DAVID LETTERMAN’s thinning hair can’t compete with the funnyman’s bushy beard BAD SNOOZE ELLEN POMPEO needs a nap — stat! The Grey’s Anatomy doc looks pooped!…

SCREEN sexpot Melanie Griffith hasn’t had a serious date — or steamy romps in the sheets — in eight years because she can’t find a guy who can rise to her high standards, according to sources, who note she’s been romanced by the world’s most desirable hunks. The 64-year-old Working Girl’s ex-hubbies include Miami Vice stud Don Johnson, 72, and Spanish stallion Antonio Banderas, 61, so “not a lot of men fit the bill,” a source says. “She goes on the odd date but every one of them leaves her cold. She’s very fussy.” That leaves matchmaking pals tearing out their hair in frustration. “Her friends like Kris Jenner have set her up, but they’ve practically exhausted the supply,” tattles the insider. “Even Antonio has tried to hook her up…

RESTLESS Tom Cruise is tired of being unattached and is crushing on Angelina Jolie, who has revved his engines forever, spies snitch! The mooning Mission: Impossible hunk, 59, would like nothing better than to light an eternal flame with the Eternals beauty, 46, according to sources. “He feels they’d make an excellent match personally and professionally,” tattles the snitch. “They have a lot in common, including doing their own action movie stunts. He thinks they’d make a great pair onscreen — and off!” Insiders say the two have been trying to get together on camera, but the timing was never right. “Tom’s giving it another shot. Angelina is the strongest, most beautiful person he’s ever met,” spills a source. “He wants them to team up for an action movie and…

VENGEFUL Kelly Clarkson’s estranged hubby, Brandon Blackstock, is still holed up on her Montana ranch, but the singer’s purging every trace of her baby daddy — and his prized belongings — from her L.A. home! Sources snitch Kelly’s attitude is everything must go! “They’re still mediating their divorce, but Kelly’s sick and tired of looking at his junk,” spills an insider. “It’s cluttering her space and making her mad. She’s not his personal storage bin. “She’s getting rid of everything he left behind and making a list of items to send back, including clothes and records. But if there’s something he doesn’t claim, it’s toast!” The 39-year-old singer, talk host and The Voice mentor, who has custody of their kids, River Rose, 7, and Remington, 5, found a trove of “old…

AFTER serving time and paying a whopping fine for their roles in the Varsity Blues college bribery scandal, ex-cons Lori Loughlin and moneybags hubby Mossimo Giannulli were cleaned out by burglars who made off with $1 million in gems! The 57-year-old former Full House actress and menswear mogul Mossimo, 58, were not at their L.A. mansion when their housekeeper stumbled on the thieves, who’d smashed a window to get into the couple’s bedroom. The masked crooks, dressed in black, made off with Lori’s jewelry box, which lawmen say was stuffed with an estimated $1 million in jewelry. But the sudden death of her beloved Full House co-star Bob Saget, 65, a week after the robbery gave Lori perspective, according to a source who says she now believes “material stuff isn’t…

PETULANT Prince Harry has taken the British government to court to obtain costly police protection when he brings his wife and kids to visit Britain — even though he quit official royal duties to chase fame and fortune in Hollywood! The 37-year-old Duke of Sussex claims he, wife Meghan, 40, and kids Archie, 2, and Lilibet, 7 months, have received “neo-Nazi and extremist threats” that require extra security, but he doesn’t want to hire a private protection team. Only the government’s specially trained operatives are good enough for the pampered prince, who sources say humiliated the royals with his legal action. Harry’s uppity demand infuriated British lawmen. Former royal protection officer Ken Wharfe says, “Harry is now a private citizen, domiciled in a foreign country — entirely by his own…