Globe April 5, 2021

SHEET HAPPENS Funnyman LARRY DAVID seems to have kicked his enthusiasm to the curb! LOOKING CLAW-FUL! DENZEL WASHINGTON directs a film in NYC but looks like his Glory days are far behind him HOW CHEEKY! Shameless Teen Mom alum FARRAH ABRAHAM flashes her assets during a Florida workout BUMP IN THE ROAD HILARY DUFF looks worse for wear as the Younger star counts down the days to kid No. 3, while cradling daughter BANKS, 2 IN-CREASE-INGLY BAD! Only Murders in the Building’s MARTIN SHORT has no shortage of lines — on his face! THIGH ANXIETY HEATHER LOCKLEAR was seriously twiggy during her Dynasty days — but the former soap star is now sporting some saddlebags THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

LONELY Melanie Griffith hasn’t had a serious romance since her 20-year marriage to Antonio Banderas ended in 2015, but the Spanish stud is now playing Cupid for his love-starved ex — so he can finally have some peace and quiet, sources snitch to GLOBE. The Pain and Glory actor, 60, is eager to find a match for needy Melanie, 63, who’s stealing time away from him and girlfriend Nicole Kempel, 39, insiders dish. “Melanie gets along incredibly well with Antonio. There’s zero awkwardness, and that’s resulted in a good friendship with Nicole as well. But she does tend to call quite a lot — and at unusual hours,” spills a tipster. But the source says polite Antonio always makes time for the mother of his 24-year-old daughter, Stella, because he hates…

CRUSHED Kanye West is struggling to move on after Kim Kardashian filed for divorce — so he’s undergoing hypnotherapy to erase her from his memory! Sources claim the spurned rap mogul, 43, has cut off all contact with his booty queen ex, 40 — and now GLOBE has learned he’s ready to write her out of his life! “Kanye has tried hypnotherapy before to combat certain fears and demons in his life, but now he wants to apply it to his marriage,” spills an insider. “If it’s successful Kanye will have no memory of any romantic times he shared with Kim. Basically, she’ll be a virtual stranger with whom he’s co-raising his children from another lifetime. “It may sound extreme but with each passing day he’s feeling increasingly betrayed and…

SHOCKING new details have emerged about Demi Lovato’s 2018 drug overdose — she says the traumatic incident left her legally blind! In the new documentary Dancing with the Devil, the unsettled songbird, 28, reveals that when she woke in her hospital bed, she was totally in the dark! “My little sister was at my bedside. I was so blind that I couldn’t see who she was even though she was standing next to me,” says the Sorry Not Sorry singer. “I asked her, I was like, ‘Who are you?’ She just started sobbing!” The episode also left the former X Factor judge with three strokes, a heart attack, pneumonia and multiple organ failure. “I didn’t just overdose, I also was taken advantage of,” says Demi. “I’ve had my fair share…

■ J.Lo pulls plug on sleazy slugger ■ Sources fear it’s a porny addiction HUMILIATED Jennifer Lopez has iced her engagement to Alex Rodriguez after the baseball legend was caught messing around online with a reality TV star — and sources claim he may be addicted to sexting! The 45-year-old former Yankees batsman was caught liking pictures of Southern Charm bombshell Madison LeCroy, 30, and messaging her online, which sources have claimed was the final straw for 51-year-old Jennifer. Madison denies they “physically cheated,” insisting: “We are definitely innocent in this,” and her phone conversations with A-Rod were all family friendly. But others are suspicious, since A-Rod has been caught out looking for online hanky-panky before and he reportedly made Madison sign a nondisclosure agreement. “A-Rod can’t help himself, apparently,”…

PLUSH actress Mayim Bialik has been battling devastating eating disorders for years, she has admitted for the first time! The Big Bang Theory star, 45, said on her Mayim Bialik’s Breakdown podcast she has been in recovery for overeating AND undereating for the past two years. She blamed the pressure she felt to conform to the ultra-slim “Hollywood standard” of how women’s bodies should look. “This is the first time I’ve ever talked about it because people are like, ‘Well, why are you so overweight?’” confides the mother of two boys. “Well, because I’m a compulsive overeater and in addition to being an anorexic and restricter!” Mayim — who has a doctorate in neuroscience from UCLA — says her new goal is “trying to release the pressure of being 15…