Table of contents for March 6, 2023 in Globe

FLASH FORWARD Show-off LISA RINNA may be ab-tastic, but the RHOBH alum takes the underwear as outerwear trend too far! WHATTA CORKER! Kool & the Gang’s ROBERT BELL has a grape time shilling champagne in Las Vegas LOOKING FLY Early bird LARA SPENCER flaps her wings on the Good Morning America set REIN CHECK Midnight Cowboy’s JON VOIGHT moseys along in Beverly Hills, but the gaunt geezer seems ready to ride off into the sunset PUMP UP THE VOLUME TAYLOR DAYNE breezes through Illinois on her concert tour, but the singer’s wild hair wants to be the mane attraction! THE OLD RAZZLE-DAZZLE Clad in a glittering tux, aging crooner PAT BOONE salutes fans during a red-carpet appearance in L.A. THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

SCREEN muscleman Vin Diesel is getting the last laugh in his Fast & Furious feud with former co-star Dwayne Johnson, who’s seeing his career scrape Rock bottom, tattletales snicker. Former pro grappler Johnson, 50, split from the F&F franchise after its eighth flick, and gave 55-year-old Diesel the back of his hand when the star producer made a public invitation for his old rival to come back for the tenth film. But Johnson’s new run as a solo star seems to be bombing, with his first big film in the superhero universe, Black Adam, getting roasted by poor reviews and reportedly losing DC Films an estimated $100 million last year! Now plans for a sequel have been nixed, insiders say. Johnson’s TV career is also going up in smoke as…

CRASS Kourtney Kardashian is touting her new line of vaginal gummies — but appalled health professionals say the curvy influencer doesn’t know which end is up! Kourtney, 43, unveiled what gynecologists are calling a “crude and vulgar” pitch for a bonbon she burbles will improve the taste, smell and health of lady parts. “Vaginal health is such an important part of a woman’s overall well-being, which is why we are so excited to launch this!” Kourtney posted amid emojis of pussycats. “Give your vagina the sweet treat it deserves (and turn it into a sweet treat).” But gynos are calling Kourtney’s claims the bottom of the barrel. “Don’t take health advice from a celeb!” warns Dr. Anita Mitra, a gynecologist with a Ph.D. on the vaginal microbiome. She says Kourtney’s come-on…

QUEEN Consort Camilla abruptly canceled her entire calendar of public appearances, officially blaming a COVID relapse, but palace courtiers tell GLOBE the recovering alcoholic is boozing again after a screamfest with hubby King Charles over royal renegades Harry and Meghan! After falling off the wagon, the monarch’s 75-year-old wife has become a “sloppy gin-soaked drunk,” according to a courtier, who says Camilla “poses a real threat to the monarchy” and could derail Charles’ May 2 coronation if she “doesn’t sober up fast.” Unfortunately, Charles does not have the option to ship Camilla off to another rehab stint in India — even though her stay last November doesn’t appear to have stuck — since there isn’t enough time, the courtier says. Another palace insider insists Camilla is “too plastered to leave…

FOR years cops hinted six-year-old beauty queen JonBenét Ramsey’s parents were suspects in the tragic tyke’s murder — when all along lawmen had powerful evidence clearing John and Patsy Ramsey of the terrible crime, according to an explosive new book! In the book about Colorado police detective Lou Smit, who came out of retirement to catch the little girl’s killer until he died in 2010, author John Wesley Anderson writes “for the past quarter-century, the Boulder police have ignored the DNA evidence that exonerated the Ramseys and could be used to identify her killer.” While working the case as a Boulder cop, Smit became convinced an intruder killed JonBenét in the basement of her parents’ home on Dec. 26, 1996. A month after the murder, a lab report revealed DNA found…

TRAGIC Austin Majors — who played the chubby-cheeked child of Dennis Franz’s Det. Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue from 1999 to 2004 — saw his once-promising future snuffed out by an accidental overdose in an L.A. homeless shelter, sources spill. Lawmen say no foul play was suspected in the Feb. 11 death of the washed-up kid star who was just 27. Toxicology reports are still pending, but insiders say Majors — who hadn’t had a screen role since 2009 — may have ingested a fatal amount of fentanyl, a potent prescription painkiller often used to cut street drugs. “Austin was trying to turn his life round,” says a tipster. “He was making music under the moniker Pope. He wanted to get back in the business. He had some issues — including…

Salmonella causes cancer! ✚ EXPOSURE to Salmonella bacteria, which most commonly spreads through contaminated foods — including undercooked meats, raw eggs and unpasteurized dairy products — was linked to an increased risk of deadly colon cancer! Researchers at the University of Illinois Chicago say tests on human tissue samples and animal models proved subjects displaying Salmonella antibodies had more aggressive colon tumors — and worse outcomes. Professor Jun Sun notes, “Simply by practicing safe food preparation, we can potentially help to protect ourselves.” Flab blocks vitamin D! ✚ VITAMIN D supplements are often recommended for folks displaying a deficiency — but a new study discovered routine doses of the immunity-boosting nutrient were ineffective for the obese! Researchers at Brigham and Women’s Hospital analyzed data from 26,000 people and found flabby…

MIRACLE mom Luise Hoehn gave birth at the over-the-hill age of 52 — after trying and failing to get pregnant six times with artificial fertilization costing a whopping $200,000! The Lowell, Mass., gal delivered son Stellan to overjoyed hubby Dean Biele, 47, as a very special Christmas Day gift following heartbreaking years of trying with in vitro fertilization (IVF). Born at eight months from a donor egg, Stellan weighed 4 pounds, 15 ounces and is “so calm and peaceful,” says his thrilled mom. Before that, the couple shelled out $75,000 for donor eggs for six rounds of IVF costing $115,000. Luise, who worked as a nanny, first hooked up with Dean at age 37, in 2007, but didn’t think about having kids. Then nine years later, at 46, they married…

FAME-hungry Jessica Simpson is chomping at the bit to return to TV with a new reality show, but camera-shy hubby Eric Johnson has told her to forget it, spies tattle. The 42-year-old beauty became a household name and fashion guru thanks to her 2003 reality show, Newlyweds, with first hubby Nick Lachey. But her current man, a former NFL tight end, refuses to parade himself and their three kids in front of cameras. “Jessica believes a new reality show would greatly help promote her fashion line and even kick-start her music career again,” a source dishes. “But Eric absolutely shuns the spotlight so there isn’t much chance he’s going to allow a bunch of TV cameras to follow him around his house.” Instead, he wants the blonde to focus on producing…

LITTLE Quinnley Meixel, 2, was saved by firefighters in Mifflin County, Pa., after she got her head stuck in an angel food cake pan! The tot’s mom, Erin, says the girl removed the center section and pulled it over her noggin. Rescuers used tin snips to set her free. OH, baby! According to scientists, the record for the most female orgasms in an hour is 134! WACKY woodpeckers stored 700 pounds of acorns inside a wall in a Glen Ellen, Calif., home, according to exterminator Nick Castro, who was called in when owners found maggots and mealworms crawling under the molding. The birds drilled a hole in an exterior wall — and the trove of nuts was 20 feet high! EARTH’S sun is about 90 percent larger than all other…

PAMELA ANDERSON is still gaga over ex-hubby Tommy Lee despite their tempestuous history and the scandal over their stolen sex tape — and she’s been showering the Mötley Crüe drummer with flirty texts reminding him he has always been her “one true love!” The 55-year-old Baywatch babe’s messages to the 60-year-old man she married in 1995 and divorced three years later leaked online and sources say it’s Tommy’s irritated current wife, Brittany Furlan, 36, who did the leaking! “I only have good things to say about you Esp in hindsight I realize I only had one true love — I never recovered,” reads one of Pamela’s texts. “We were so happy. So cute you with the boys as babies,” referring to the two sons they share — Brandon, 26, and Dylan,…

Former Extra TV host MARIA MENOUNOS, 44, and producer husband KEVEN UNDERGARO, 55, are awaiting their first child via surrogate after a decade of trying for a miracle baby through IVF! BLAKE LIVELY and hubby RYAN REYNOLDS have had their fourth baby — but are keeping the kid’s name and sex under wraps. RIHANNA and A$AP ROCKY are also playing childish games, revealing a pregnancy at the Super Bowl, then imposing radio silence. Sisters Wives star CHRISTINE BROWN, who dumped polygamist husband KODY BROWN over a year ago after 25 years and six kids, is again off the market! “I am dating someone exclusively,” boasts the reality star, 50, who refuses to name her secret suitor. Less than a month after suffering a miscarriage, Real Housewives of Atlanta alum FALYNN…

TERMINATOR star Linda Hamilton has terminated her love life and admits she hasn’t had sex in 24 years! The now-celibate 66-year-old says she has closed shop on bawdy bedroom blowouts and has no regrets. “Linda has been unlucky in love and has no desire to climb back into bed with heartache,” spills a pal. “She used to value marriage and her wedding vows, but two failed marriages left her not wanting that kind of heartbreak again!” Linda married actor Bruce Abbott, now 68, in 1982 — but it ended badly seven years later when Bruce left her while she was pregnant with their son, Dalton. And the sinewy star’s second marriage — to Titanic director James Cameron, 68 — was no better! It lasted only two years before Cameron walked out…

SOAP star Cody Longo was tragically found dead at age 34 after his concerned wife sent police to their Austin, Texas, home for a welfare check when the troubled actor didn’t answer his phone! A family member says Cody, who played Nicholas Alamain on Days of Our Lives, had a long history of alcohol abuse and recently left rehab. The Hollywood Heights actor was arrested in 2020 for domestic assault and pleaded guilty in 2021 to sexually assaulting a minor.…

GOOFY NBA dribbler Kyrie Irving’s scandals over vaccines and bizarre conspiracies prove two things — he shouldn’t have left college for the pros after one year of higher education and fat-cat team owners don’t give a damn about how disgraceful a player is if he can score points and sell tickets. Irving’s big troubles began in 2017 when he published a tweet saying — and you can’t make this up — the Earth is flat! Yup. Even third graders know that’s not true! Kyrie later apologized, explaining he was “huge into conspiracies.” Then in the midst of the COVID pandemic, he refused to get a shot and was forced to sit out much of the 2020 season with the Brooklyn Nets. His reason: Vaccines contain microchips and are a plot…

SEXY septuagenarian Cher has plunged into a fast lifestyle with boytoy fiancé Alexander “AE” Edwards, leaving friends fearing she’ll party herself into a catastrophic collapse! The 76-year-old If I Could Turn Back Time singer has been caught up in the 37-year-old music exec’s high life, where all-night parties, top-shelf booze, and zooming on private jets with fully stocked bars are the norm, tipsters tattle. “Cher may be in great shape for her age, but AE has her up until 3 a.m. and hitting the dance floors, plus she’s drinking more than ever and starving herself to look as svelte and sexy as possible for her young cub,” spills an insider. “Plus, AE’s friends with some serious losers so she’s surrounded by bad influences all the time, not just him. It’s…

HUNKY Michael B. Jordan has fought his way to the top of the Hollywood heap and scored roles in Black Panther and the Creed film franchise. This month, he’s leaping back into the ring as the title character in Creed III — the latest installment of the Rocky spinoff, which also marks the leading man’s directorial debut. Though Jordan, 36, admits feeling “pretty anxious going into it,” he calls the experience of managing his own performance “liberating.” Here are ten things you don’t know about the muscle-bound movie bruiser. 1 His middle name is Bakari. 2 He uses the initial B professionally to differentiate him from Chicago Bulls basketball legend Michael Jordan. 3 During his New Jersey childhood, he worked as a model for a local sporting goods chain and…

VICIOUS Viktoria Nasyrova faces spending the next 25 years behind bars for her twisted plot to steal a lookalike’s identity by feeding the gal a yummy cheesecake laced with poison! The 47-year-old Russian-born vixen, who’s worked as a dominatrix, was found guilty of trying to murder 35-year-old beautician Olga Tsvyk and could be jailed for the next quarter-century at a March 21 hearing. Amazingly, Nasyrova nearly got away with her deadly August 2016 scheme to steal Tsvyk’s identity — because her intended victim shares her skin tone and dark hair. The devious dame went to Tsvyk’s Queens, N.Y., home for an eyelash touch-up bearing a gift, which she called “some famous cheesecake from a famous bakery.” But lawmen say she secretly spiked the treat with the powerful sedative phenazepam and…

ROM-COM queen Reese Witherspoon is looking fit and sexy after swearing off alcohol as part of a new health kick to get her career in high gear, sources say. The 46-year-old babe, now starring with hunky Ashton Kutcher in Your Place or Mine, flaunted luscious legs and a tight jawline at the recent premiere of the new Netflix movie, with sources snitching she’s given her lifestyle a “total overhaul” in an effort to turn back the clock. “She used to be very easygoing about her diet, and ate and drink what she wanted, but now she’s gone the other way and become super strict about everything,” blabs an insider. “She’s even pretty much cut out the booze, which is a huge change for her.” The Legally Blonde beauty’s partying has…

CHARLTON HESTON is pretty much the last man standing in the 1971 post-apocalyptic film The Omega Man! He plays a scientist who invents a vaccine against a global pandemic that turns the people it doesn’t kill into nocturnal albino mutants. The quip-filled movie is notable for one of the first interracial kisses on screen — although Heston later said his co-star ROSALIND CASH was “a little edgy” about doing a lip-lock after all the iconic biblical roles he had played, and told him: “It’s a spooky feeling to screw Moses!”…