Table of contents for February 13, 2023 in Globe

SOLE MAN Stinker DANNY DeVITO, who often shares shots of his “troll feet” on social media, snaps pictures of his piggies at an L.A. Lakers game BOARD STIFF Former first daughter IVANKA TRUMP visits a Miami skate park while her two young sons take lessons HAT TRICK Reclusive Batman beauty KIM BASINGER tries to stay undercover during an outing in L.A. HUNGRY MAN NICK OFFERMAN, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson, takes his jelly belly for a run in Bel-Air OLD CHIPPY Jowly jester LILY TOMLIN spaces out while downing junk food in Hollywood WURST DATE EVER! Terminator hunk ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER hoists some sausages in Germany while partying with galpal HEATHER MILLIGAN GLOBE (ISSN 1094-6047) Vol. 69 No. 7, is published weekly by a360 Media, LLC, 270 Sylvan Avenue,…

COURAGEOUS Parkinson’s patient Michael J. Fox confesses he became a drunk to cope with the crippling disease he hid from the world for seven years — but now boasts he’s been off the sauce for three decades! Then 24, the actor was the prince of Hollywood in 1985 when his flicks Back to the Future and Teen Wolf scored No. 1 and No. 2 at the box office. But just five years later, after a night of boozing he woke with his pinky finger twitching and when it didn’t stop went to a neurologist who gave him the gloomy diagnosis. He kept the disease a secret for seven years, but plunged into the bottle to numb his fears of the crippling that the incurable disease would progressively cause. “I drank to…

MAKEUP mogul Kylie Jenner and top models wore lion and other wildlife heads at design house Schiaparelli’s fancy-schmancy Paris fashion show, triggering a catty uproar from animal lovers who blasted the bizarre designs as “disturbing” creations “promoting trophy hunting.” The Italian rag maker’s fake animal heads, made of foam and fabric, turned the models’ runway into a real catwalk as Kylie and Irina Shayk sported lion noggins and Naomi Campbell wore a wolf’s head. British animal rights crusader Carrie Johnson, wife of England’s former prime minister Boris Johnson, slammed the display, calling it, “Grim! Real or fake this just promotes trophy hunting. Yuck!” Schiaparelli clothed its designs in intellectual mumbo-jumbo calling them Inferno Couture, after the classic 1300s Renaissance book Dante’s Inferno, where the lion, she wolf and leopard represented…

REALITY TV queen KIM KARDASHIAN is amassing a jewelry collection rivaling the late LIZ TAYLOR’s glittering treasure trove! Kim just snagged the showstopping 100-year-old amethyst and diamond Attallah Cross pendant worn by PRINCESS DIANA in 1987 with a winning auction bid slightly under $200,000! Batty for baubles, Kim, 42, previously coughed up $65,000 for a trio of bangles belonging to La Liz herself and $379,500 for a watch that once circled JACQUELINE KENNEDY ONASSIS’ elegant wrist! Obviously, being tied up in a Paris bathtub during a brazen robbery and losing $10 million in jewelry — including a 20-carat engagement ring from now ex-hubby KANYE WEST — hasn’t dimmed Kim’s taste for the good life. THE INSIDE DOPE ON CARDI’S BEAK TWEAK Speaking of KIM KARDASHIAN, CARDI B got plastic surgeon referrals from…

PRESIDENT Joe Biden has been stabbed in the back by Democratic Party turncoats, who are ratting out where he illegally stashed classified documents to trigger an embarrassing scandal that will derail his plans to run again in 2024, D.C. insiders dish. After Biden’s approval rating plunged to an anemic 40 percent with new polls showing him losing to Republican rivals Donald Trump and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, nervous party bosses took matters into their own hands and lit a fire under his classified documents crisis to torpedo his chances and guarantee a different candidate will top the Democratic ticket in two years, insiders say. “You have to admire the elegance of their strategy. All it took was a well-placed whisper in the ear of the correct person at the Department…

STRIPPED of royal rank and banned from public appearances with Britain’s ruling family, sex creep Prince Andrew is waging a twisted scorched-earth campaign to destroy the teenager who accused him of rape in a vain hope to end his disgraceful exile, palace insiders tell GLOBE. A high-ranking courtier insists the “dirty Duke of York is totally deranged” and struggling to cope with the humiliation of losing his military honors and His Royal Highness title in the wake of the firestorm caused by Jeffrey Epstein’s teen sex slave Virginia Giuffre’s explosive charge. “Andrew takes no responsibility for his own actions and believes he’s the victim in this tawdry tale,” the courtier tells GLOBE. “He’s convinced his fall from grace was orchestrated by a greedy girl — not his shocking yearslong association…

SNOOTY George and Amal Clooney are shunning his former best pal Brad Pitt and ducking attempts to meet his latest galpal Ines de Ramon, who’s half the age of the hunky Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Oscar winner. The 59-year-old dad of six is hot and heavy with 30-year-old brunette beauty Ines — and insiders say he’d love to double date with his old pal George. But Brad’s 61-year-old Ocean’s Eleven co-star and his 44-year-old legal eagle spouse would rather mix in other circles — a slap at Pitt, who’s spending more time in France and would love to pop over to see the Clooneys at their Lake Como, Italy, vacation pad, sources dish. An insider tells GLOBE George and Brad used to be superclose “but they’ve really drifted…

Warning about TV drug ads! ✚ LESS than a third of prescription drugs directly shilled to consumers on TV in the U.S. have a high therapeutic value, experts warn. Researchers at Harvard University looked at 73 of the most advertised medications from 2015 to 2021. They found international health agencies determined 53 of the products did not offer a moderate improvement in clinical outcomes compared to previously established therapies — despite accounting for 71 percent of the list’s $22.4 billion in total marketing costs! Fast food hurts your liver! ✚ CHOWING down on fast food could be a recipe for disaster for your liver! Dr. Ani Kardashian, a hepatologist with the University of Southern California’s Keck School of Medicine, says her team discovered even a moderate increase in dietary fat…

The Inside Story on Great Sex! This week I got a letter from a reader in Texas about a “little secret” that has made her sex life with her husband absolutely explosive! KAREN JAMES Love, Sex and Relationships Tina writes: Dear Karen, For years, my husband and I had a great love life. He was sexy and passionate and so confident. But when he reached his 50s, he lost his spark in the bedroom. The few times we did have sex, his erection was definitely softer, leaving us both unsatisfied. He tried every product out there; prescriptions, testosterone, even those enhancement pills… but nothing worked. This is terrible, but I found myself thinking ‘’My strong, passionate husband has become a sexual weakling.’’ I had no idea it would all turn…

FOX News weatherman Adam Klotz got beaten black and blue after trying to stop a bunch of teens from attacking an old man on a Big Apple subway. Adam, 38, was heading home following a pro game at 1:15 a.m. when he says he stepped in saying: “Yo, guys, cut that out! And they decided, ‘If he’s not going to get it, you’re going to get it.’” Klotz says the punks began punching and kicking. “They had me on the ground. My ribs are all bruised up.” The thugs fled at a stop, but police later nabbed two 15-year-olds and a 17-year-old, who were released to their parents. Klotz was treated at a local hospital.…

ASTRONAUT Buzz Aldrin once walked on the lunar surface, but now he’s over the moon after getting hitched to fourth wife Dr. Anca Faur at age 93! Following the private ceremony in L.A. on his Jan. 20 birthday, the spaceman was tweeting: “On the day I will also be honored by Living Legends of Aviation, I am pleased to announce my longtime love Dr. Anca Faur & I have tied the knot.” The former Korean War combat pilot noted he and his 63-year-old bride, a PhD in chemical engineering and an exec at his company, were “as excited as eloping teenagers.” In 1969, more than 600 million TV viewers saw Aldrin become the second human to step on the moon following his commander Neil Armstrong on their Apollo 11 mission. Aldrin fathered…

CONVICTED child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell is finally buckling under the pressure of spending the next 20 years in prison — and now publicly admits government officials are behind her pedophile boss Jeffrey Epstein’s mysterious death in a New York prison! GLOBE reports the disgraced British socialite gave a first-ever taped confession from her Tallahassee, Fla., prison, where she’s serving two decades as a convicted teen sex trafficker and recruiter and groomer of young girls for her late boss and lover Epstein to rape and pimp out to his powerful friends. Maxwell insists “authorities” and fatcats must be held accountable for Epstein’s murder — and she was railroaded to hide their crimes! Epstein, 66, was being held on sex trafficking charges in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correctional federal slammer when he was…

SLAP-HAPPY Will Smith was booted from the Motion Picture Academy after smacking comic Chris Rock at the Oscars — but in Hollywood money talks, so he’s nabbed his Genie role in a sequel to Disney’s hit Aladdin. The movie gig is the 54-year-old Bad Boys star’s first since the shocking attack on Rock ten months ago. “This would be one of the first movies Will has shot since the Oscars slap and it is quite surprising, given that it will be for a kids’ film,” says a movie insider. Smith leaped onstage and smacked Rock’s puss after the comic joked about Will’s wife Jada Pinkett Smith’s bald look. Turns out the actress was battling a medical condition. The source adds it’s no surprise Disney would rehire Smith since his 2019…

Singer JOHN LEGEND, 44, and model wife CHRISSY TEIGEN, 37, named their newborn daughter ESTI MAXINE. The baby joins older siblings LUNA, 6, and MILES, 4. Former View host MEGHAN McCAIN, 38, and husband BEN DOMENECH welcomed their second daughter, CLOVER JADE, who joins big sis LIBERTY SAGE, 2. Bachelor in Paradise alum MICHELLE MONEY, 42, announced her engagement to golf pro MIKE WEIR, 52, saying, “After dating for almost seven years, we both want to take that next step and tie the knot!” Fore! American Horror Story star EMMA ROBERTS, who shares two-year-old son RHODES with Tulsa King ex-boyfriend GARRETT HEDLUND, has been spotted enjoying spirited PDA-filled NYC dates with her beau of several months, actor CODY JOHN. Bachelorette alum DeANNA PAPPAS, 41, and hubby STEPHEN STAGLIANO split after 11…

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IN YET another stunning bout of sexual sleaze, WWE bigshot Vince McMahon is shelling out millions to an ex-referee who has accused the wrestling kingpin of raping her in his limo in 1986! That’s in addition to the $19.5 million vile Vince, 77, has already spent to buy off other women charging him with sexual shenanigans and harassment! McMahon’s lawyer says his client has not admitted to any wrongdoing despite agreeing to a multimillion-dollar payout to Rita Chatterton, 66.…

A DITZY dog shocked members of the Caldwell, Idaho, fire department when they arrived at the home of his owner Christina Danner and spotted Izzy stuck in the branches at least 20 feet up with no way to get down. No where in sight was the squirrel Izzy had chased, who obviously was much more at home in trees. Normally, the department is called to get a kitty down, but as its report notes: “Well, definitely not a cat in a tree. “Caldwell Fire and Caldwell Police responded to a dog stuck in a tree this afternoon. “After much coaxing, the canine was brought safely to the ground. Perhaps, he will not be so persistent, next time, in chasing squirrels.” Ironically, Danner says Izzy was “never even close to catching”…

TROUBLED ’60s rock legend David Crosby went to his grave consumed by guilt over the 2020 overdose death of his biological 21-year-old son, Beckett Cypher — because he believed his own genetic predisposition to addiction was inherited by the youth! While the Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young legend, who died at 81 on Jan. 18, didn’t actually raise Beckett, he was the sperm-donating dad of two kids born to then-lesbian partners Julie Cypher and singer Melissa Etheridge. “David never got over the death because he personally felt responsible” when opioid junkie Beckett died from an overdose, says an insider. “He believed his own addictive behavior was almost certainly passed down to his son.” And he wasn’t wrong, experts suggest. Explosive family studies indicate as much as half of a person’s…

REALITY TV’s Jinger Duggar Vuolo slammed her 19 Kids and Counting family’s “harmful” and “cult-like” religious beliefs, which left her “terrified of the outside world” and “crippled with anxiety” during her youth! Jinger, 29, admits, “Fear was a huge part of my childhood.” She reveals, “I thought I had to wear only skirts and dresses to please God,” and adds she used to worry she might be “killed” in a car wreck for playing sports instead of reading the Bible! The former TLC regular was raised by strict Christian parents Jim Bob, 57, and Michelle, 56, followers of the Institute in Basic Life Principles, which dictates members should shun much of modern popular culture. Jinger left the restrictive organization in 2017 — but swears she’s still a strong Christian.…

SONGBIRD Marie Osmond is worth a whopping $26 million, but she’s not leaving her eight children a cent. Even now, the 63-year-old star insists her kids earn their own way, saying: “I don’t know anybody who becomes anything if they’re just handed money. “To me, the greatest gift you can give your child is a passion to search out who they are inside and to work.” Marie has son Stephen, 39, with current husband Steve Craig, 71, and her children with ex-hubby Brian Blosil include Jessica, 35, Rachael, 33, Brandon, 26, Brianna, 25, Matthew, 23, and Abigail, 20. Tragically, Blosil’s and her son Michael committed suicide at 18 while battling depression in 2010. But she proudly points to oldest Stephen, who earned his MBA at UCLA in June while working full…

THE good news is Varsity Blues college scandal fixer Rick Singer — who took big bucks from rich parents like Desperate Housewives star Felicity Huffman and Full House beauty Lori Loughlin to get their unworthy whelps into top universities — is being sent to the slammer! The bad news is the 62-year-old white collar criminal, who pleaded guilty to falsifying college applications and bribing school employees, got a slap-on-the-wrist three and a half years behind bars! The feds were right to launch the probe that targeted wealthy parents paying bribes to get their lazy dumbo kids, who didn’t have the grades or entrance exam scores, into top universities. The privileged kids took spots deserving smart poor students would have normally gotten. But instead of really punishing offenders like sleazy fixer…

IF PARANOIA’S your bag, you can’t do much better than the gripping 1975 political thriller Three Days of the Condor, with ROBERT REDFORD playing a low level CIA agent on the run from … everybody! Dialogue and details from the movie, also starring FAYE DUNAWAY, keep popping up in pop culture — including as riffs on Seinfeld, in the George Clooney–Jennifer Lopez vehicle Out of Sight, and even in a Captain America movie. Famous uber-hacker Kevin Mitnick uses “Condor” as his code name in homage to Redford’s character.…

NOT all mushrooms are fun guys! Scientists have discovered the common — and tasty — oyster mushroom is actually a carnivore that uses toxic gas to immobilize and consume worms! ELVIS PRESLEY was really a blond! The King used black shoe polish — yup, shoe polish — to darken his hair because it left girls all shook up! ABOUT 800 languages are spoken in New York City, so it’s no surprise the local culture spawned a lot of now-famous food staples including pasta primavera, eggs Benedict — and the English muffin! HARRY S. TRUMAN was the only president elected during the 20th century who didn’t graduate from college. He was poor, not dumb. OKLAHOMA has 39 Native American tribes — but the Chickasaw, Choctaw, Seminoles and Cherokees combine to own…

ONCE a big shot on his CNN prime-time opinion show, fired Chris Cuomo is now whining about how he was booted — and complains his glory days are behind him. The 52-year-old blowhard now marooned on News-Nation, the TV equivalent of a desert island, boasts, “I was Number One on the most powerful media platform in the world.” Now, crybaby Cuomo, who joined the fledging network in October, admits: “I’ll never be number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 on some bullsh*t media power list.” As GLOBE reported, Cuomo got the boot after two women accused him of sexual misconduct and a probe found he’d used his position to try to help his brother Andrew, then governor of New York, who was also accused of sexual harassment. Andrew, now 65, resigned…

FREAKING out over possibly being tossed behind bars after being charged in the shooting death of movie camerawoman Halyna Hutchins, Rust gunman Alec Baldwin is in double danger of financial problems as legal bills mount and acting gigs disappear, sources say. “Baldwin’s hired the best legal counsel he can and that’s likely to have already set him back hundreds of thousands — and once the case is done, win or lose, his bill could run into the millions,” spills an insider. The 64-year-old actor and movie armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed are facing two counts of involuntary manslaughter each in the killing of Hutchins, 42. She was fatally shot on the New Mexico set of the low-budget Western Rust when a revolver Baldwin was holding fired a live round in October 2021.…

POUTY Pamela Anderson is caught in a vicious clawfest with ex-hubby Tommy Lee’s current ball and chain, spies tattle! The no-holds-barred Baywatch babe, 55, raves about the Mötley Crüe rocker in her new memoir, Love, Pamela, as the only guy she has ever truly adored. But the five-times-married pinup’s mushy musings have raised the hackles of Tommy’s current spouse, Brittany Furlan, 36, who has a history of bad blood with Pam! “Brittany feels it’s disrespectful and tiresome that Pam is living in the past and gushing over Tommy like this, making him the focal point of her memoir and presumably of her upcoming biopic,” reveals an insider. “She finds it all so petty and pathetic, quite honestly!” The pretty pair first locked horns in 2019 after Pam — who co-parented…

SCREEN hunk Freddie Prinze Jr. is kicking his career back into high gear after lying low for a decade — and bashing Kiefer Sutherland for nearly driving him out of showbiz! “Freddie still hates Kiefer, but he realizes he can’t let him live in his head forever,” an insider dishes. “He’s ready to take on as many acting projects as he can — as long as Kiefer isn’t a part of them!” Now 46, the former teen idol was red-hot in the 1990s, getting top billing in the hits I Know What You Did Last Summer and She’s All That — but Prinze stepped back from the limelight after portraying counterterrorism agent Cole Ortiz on Kiefer’s TV hit 24 in 2010. The gig left him badly scarred and Prinze admits,…

SIGOURNEY WEAVER How unsuitable! An extra-long blazer and horribly wrinkled pants sink the Avatar actress MARGOT ROBBIE This reversed cape dress with its laughably long sleeves is swimming on the Babylon babe EMMA STONE The La La Land lovely is a winner in a belted white frock, but should’ve left the necklaces at home PATRICIA ARQUETTE The Severance star’s ensemble is elaborate, but her penny-colored look isn’t on the money KATHERINE WATERSTON The British-born beauty’s low-slung column dress seems like it’s slipping off her slender frame…

BUZZ is building about Evangeline Lilly’s return to the Marvel Cinematic Universe in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania — her fourth film as winged crime-fighter Hope van Dyne. The Lost alum, 43, says the superhero flick — which also features Paul Rudd — allowed her to feel “the most heard, the most respected and the most collaborative” in her entire Hollywood career. Here are ten things you don’t know about the green-eyed beauty. 1 She was born in Alberta, Canada, and went to French immersion school from kindergarten to seventh grade. 2 She lost a front tooth at 21 during a drunken dancing accident. 3 To pay her college tuition, she worked as a waitress, did oilchanges on big rig trucks and was a flight attendant for Royal Airlines. 4…

AN ALIEN spaceship — definitely NOT an earth-made craft — hovered over a soccer stadium filled with fans watching a match near the U.S.-Mexican border, according to UFO expert Jaime Maussan. The flying saucer appeared in a photo taken by a fan of the sun setting over Estadio Olimpico Benito Juarez, only two miles from the El Paso, Texas, line on Jan. 20. Maussan, Mexico’s leading expert, used top artificial intelligence computer technology to enhance a dark spot at the top and near the sun in the photo and concludes it was definitely an “unidentified aerial phenomenon” as the U.S. military calls the mystery vessels. “Given all the above, I believe it is a ship of non-human origin,” he insists. The diamond-shaped craft had a round dome at the top…

WINTER has brought more than cold weather — Americans are getting socked by surging strep A! Though it can be hard to differentiate between the bacterial infection and viruses such as the flu, experts say strep displays some distinct symptoms. The illness, commonly referred to as strep throat, is caused by the bacteria group A Streptococcus. It typically triggers headaches, stomachaches, painful sore throats, muscle aches and fever. While those can be characteristics of the flu, the Centers for Disease Control says strep is also frequently accompanied by red and swollen tonsils an —sometimes with white patches or streaks of pus — tiny red spots on the roof of the mouth and swollen lymph nodes in the front of the neck. Children in particular may experience nausea or vomiting. And…

RAP mogul Sean “P. Diddy” Combs’ nickname has been changed by fans to “Pee Diddy” after Yung Miami, who claims to be seeing the stud, reveals she’s into kinky “golden showers.” The 29-year-old Twerk singer confessed her sexual Sean Combs has a new handle thanks to kinky Yung Miami twist on her Revolt talk show Caresha Please, titled after her real name, Caresha Brownlee. “It’s fun,” she says. “When you’re drunk, you can pee on me in the shower.” Noting she’s “dating” 53-year-old Combs, online fans went wild over his new nickname. Writes one: “P. Diddy is gonna be PISSED when he sees that Pee Diddy is trending!”…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Plans made Monday for Cupid’s day won’t go as planned, but if you’re flexible, it will work out for the best, Ram! Later, with Venus in Pisces, listen to your intuition when someone tries to force their viewpoint on you. You are right! The weekend brings a contest win for you or a loved one. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Someone asks you a serious question Monday but think carefully and take your time before answering, Twin! Mars and Pluto say your response could lead to major changes in your life. Midweek, you could be consoling a loved one over hurt feelings — be careful not to get too deeply involved! LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 Be alert for problems in your…

ROLY-POLY rocker Elton John’s regained so much weight, the piano man’s wearing girdles and a medical expert warns he’s a tragic ticking time bomb! Currently on his Farewell Yellow Brick Road tour, the 75-year-old legend wheezes when he walks and seems to huff and puff on stage as he carries a staggering new 40-pound weight gain, insiders claim! A source tattles Elton’s become so bloated he has to squeeze his bod into too-tight clothes and wear corsets and skin-hugging shapewear in a losing attempt to force his foul flab to behave. Meanwhile, the 5-foot-7 homosexual icon, who’s been yo-yo dieting for years, is now “stuffing his face with all his favorite foods like pasta, bread and rich desserts and crunching the scales at 200 pounds — and most likely more,”…