Table of contents for November 14, 2022 in Globe

AS SPORTS and fashion fans speculate about a monster divorce between football GOAT Tom Brady and catwalk queen Gisele Bündchen, his ex-galpal Bridget Moynahan hints the couple is definitely headed for the end zone. The 51-year-old Blue Bloods star, mom of Tom’s 15-year-old son, Jack, quoted marriage therapist Vienna Pharaon about breaking up, saying: “Not everything is meant to be mended. Not all relationships are meant to last a lifetime.” The text comes as 45-year-old Brady and Gisele, 42, parents of Benjamin, 12, and Vivian, 9, appear to have fumbled their 13-year marriage. Bridget knows that score. In 2006, Tom passed on their two-year romance just as she learned she was preggers. He’d just started wooing Victoria’s Secret Angel Gisele, who recalls: “Two months into our relationship, Tom told me…

CRACKED Kanye West is digging in his heels and refusing to back down over his shocking anti-Semitic rants on social media — even though the radioactive rapper’s business partners are running for the hills, sources say. “For Kanye, this backlash just supports the belief he’s held for most of his entire life — he’s this misunderstood genius whose critics aren’t able to follow or appreciate his supreme intellect,” an insider tells GLOBE. “He has always referred to himself as this modern-day Picasso and, even when the chips are down, there’s not a shred of self doubt that he’ll become even more powerful and wealthier than ever!” But his sponsors obviously don’t agree — and now his billion-dollar music and fashion empire is eroding! German sportswear giant Adidas dropped wild West…

UFOS are swarming over the Pacific Ocean and spooked commercial airline pilots are demanding answers as squadrons of the strange craft fly in an apparent military formation off southern California, Hawaii and Japan! At least 15 professional pilots — for Southwest, Hawaiian and other airlines — reported seeing the mysterious craft whipping around from about 10,000 feet to the edges of space over the waters between Japan and Hawaii from Aug. 6 to Sept. 23. On an explosive recording made by air traffic controllers, shocked charter jet jockey Mark Hulsey is heard trying to grapple with what he saw on his Aug. 18 flight — three bizarre UFOs later joined by four others flying 5,000 to 10,000 feet above him off the southern California coast. “We’ve got a few aircraft…

HERE’S one for the history books! Former English teacher turned comedian JOY BEHAR, 80, is schooling DAME JUDI DENCH, 87, for royally slamming The Crown in a scathing published open letter! Fuming Netflix should preface each episode of the hit series with a disclaimer clarifying it’s a historical work of fiction, the Oscar winner blasts the TV drama’s “crude sensationalism,” insisting disclaimers would serve “as a mark of respect to a sovereign who served her people so dutifully for 70 years.” But Joy, who taught English for years, thinks it’s the loyal royalist who needs schooling! “This dame disagrees with Dame Judi Dench,” scoffs the New York–born View host, “because they tell you at the top that it is not a documentary, and if you have a brain, you can…

THE butchered and bullet-riddled body parts of four missing men were found floating in an Oklahoma waterway — and now lawmen are fighting to unravel the grisly quadruple killing linked to a planned heist! Local scrapyard owner Joe Kennedy, 67, went on the run after the mutilated corpses of Mike Sparks, 32, Alex Stevens, 29, and brothers Billy Chastain, 30, and Mark Chastain, 32, were fished from the Deep Fork River, according to cops. He was busted days later in Florida while driving a stolen car and is being held as “a person of interest.” Lawmen say the murder victims left Billy Chastain’s Okmulgee home on bicycles after telling a pal they were going “to hit a lick big enough for all of them.” They then disappeared — until their…

DESPERATE to stay relevant, aging Madonna triggered a feud with rapper Cardi B by claiming she pioneered today’s trend for female entertainers and celebs to be brazen about liking and wanting sex. Cardi, whose song WAP is about a gal boasting she’s hot’n’ ready for a romp in the sack, slapped Madonna for taking credit for today’s gal singers having an open and aggressive attitude toward sex. “I literally payed [sic] this woman homage so many times cause I grew up listening to her,” fuming Cardi tweets. “These icons really become disappointments once u make it in the industry that’s why I keep to myself.” The 31-year-old Bodak Yellow rapper slammed the 64-year-old self-proclaimed Queen of Pop after Madonna insisted her 1992 book, Sex, empowered women to claim they weren’t…

AN ANIMAL rights group is giving celeb chef Gordon Ramsay indigestion by threatening to cast an ancient curse on him for putting octopus on the menu! Vegan activists from PETA warn Ramsay, 56, will fall under the spell of the “octocurse” if he continues to serve up “these clever cephalopods.” A poison-pen letter to the Kitchen Nightmares impresario describes the invertebrate animals as playful, resourceful and “hyper-intelligent.” “Because octopuses’ brains are distributed throughout their bodies, the terror and pain they experience at being sliced up alive or speared to death, common methods of killing these animals, is almost unimaginable,” the vigilantes write. Their fishy claim is the curse can “slowly turn any human who kills, cooks or consumes” octopus into an eight-limbed mollusk!…

POT-CRAZY Snoop Dogg puffs so many joints a day, he has a professional blunt roller on his payroll. The 51-year-old Sexual Eruption rapper, who squats with his family in California, where recreational puffing is legal, doesn’t just smoke a few — he inhales up to 150 joints a day all prepared by his professional roller, Renegade. She estimates that since her 2016 hiring, Snoop, whose real name is Calvin Broadus Jr., has smoked 450,000 of her hand-crafted missiles. “I do about half a pound a day, which is 75 to 150 joints,” she reveals. But the Gin and Juice singer can roll’em if he has to. Radio host Kyle Sandilands reveals the rapper bragged he learned the art from the late hip-hop legend Tupac Shakur. “He said, ‘I’m going to…

JULIA ROBERTS is fuming at former Friends star Matthew Perry for boasting about their steamy affair — that happened 25 years ago — and claiming HE dumped HER! In his new memoir, Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing, the 53-year-old sitcom savage blabbed all the details of his Pretty Woman love-in, which he says ignited before they shot the iconic 1996 Super Bowl Friends episode. At the time, Roberts was Tinseltown’s reigning It girl and could have her pick of any Hollywood stud — and that’s why insecure Matthew claims he pulled the plug. “Dating Julia Roberts had been too much for me,” the recovering addict writes. “I had been constantly certain that she was going to break up with me.” He felt, “I could never be enough. So…

HARDBODY Vin Diesel is a big softie when it comes to bossy beauty Charlize Theron, who’s writing her own ticket in his Fast & Furious film franchise, tipsters tell GLOBE. “Charlize has Vin wrapped around her finger and knows how to work him to get what she wants, and he’s totally fine with that,” spills an insider The muscle-bound meathead, 55, did a lot of kissing up to convince the popular Atomic Blonde babe, 47, to play seductive cyberterrorist Cipher in 2017’s The Fate of the Furious, spies snitch. The Monster Oscar winner reprised the role in F9 and the upcoming Fast X, but sources say Vin is revving up to lock her down for more of the high-octane action flicks — and Charlize is in the driver’s seat! According…

DOWN on her luck Hawaiian Eye hottie Connie Stevens is spending her last days as a wheelchair-bound invalid in a nursing home after suffering a devastating stroke and losing her $50 million fortune. But the 84-year-old showbiz legend, who parlayed playing Cricket Blake on the 1959 detective show into a movie career and a cosmetics empire, is still feisty as hell and doesn’t spend a second feeling sorry for herself, insiders dish. Just three months ago, frail Connie bravely celebrated her birthday with actress daughters Joely and Tricia Fisher by dressing up as a princess and propping her head up on a pillow. The star of Palm Springs Weekend and The Sex Symbol “doesn’t have an ounce of quit in her” despite her failing body, says a pal. After a…

Pop star BILLIE EILISH, 20, is dancing to a new beat with musician JESSE ARMSTRONG, 31. The brunette Bad Guy singer’s getting cozy with the Sweater Weather rocker, enjoying an ongoing series of supercharged PDA-packed dates all over La La Land. Rap star MEGAN THEE STALLION, 27, is celebrating two years with her boyfriend, rapper PARDISON “PARDI” FONTAINE, 32. She marked the anniversary milestone by posting a pic of her beau, seemingly biting her butt Definitely no foreseeable reconciliation in sight for LIV TYLER and ex-fiancé DAVE GARNER, both 45, who split last year after a seven-year romance resulting in two children. The businessman’s been spotted dating blond Victoria‘s Secret model JESSICA CLARKE, 29. Ouch. Disgraced comic ANDY DICK, 56, got arrested for allegedly stealing power tools from a construction…

CINEMATIC Superman Henry Cavill has portrayed the Man of Steel in five DC Comics films — including this year’s Black Adam. He’s also starred as literary sleuth Sherlock in the recently released Enola Holmes 2 and the 2020 original. Though Cavill plays second banana to Millie Bobby Brown’s title character in both mystery flicks, he’s praised his onscreen sis for her “fantastic energy.” He also confesses it’s “freeing” to play the detective — instead of the storied superhero. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 39-year-old hunk. 1 He’s blue-eyed, but his left iris has a spot of brown — a condition known as heterochromia. 2 As a boarding school student in England, he met Russell Crowe, who was shooting Proof of Life. The Oscar winner shared acting…

KENTUCKY kook Crystal Denham was slapped with a 12-month sentence for stabbing her male cousin late last year when he came to collect a borrowed sex toy! According to a police report, the blade-wielding bimbo told cops Michael Barton stopped by her home in Corbin — 85 miles south of Lexington — to demand she return the X-rated implement. But the clashing kinfolk got into an argument, and lawmen say Denham, 34, “used the kitchen knife in her hand to stab him” — but didn’t believe she drew blood. Barton later told cops he “had three minor cuts” to his arm, armpit and back — and said his cutthroat cuz was “acting crazy!” Denham has already served eight months behind bars since her arrest for assault.…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Someone close tells you it’s selfish to take time for a hobby or sport but Mercury’s hookup with Pluto helps you shut them down fast. On the contrary, it could lead to a jump in your income. An interesting invite arrives midweek but get all the details before accepting — it could come with hidden costs. TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Making winter travel plans? Mars says Tuesday is a great day to book a bargain cruise or flight. Midweek, meeting and greeting could lead to an amazing opportunity when Venus and Sagittarius align. That peculiar person you met last week, single Bulls? Say yes to a date — they may be a soul mate. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Monday finds…

YOU would never know watching PATRICK SWAYZE and JENNIFER GREY sway to the sexy ’60s music in 1987’s Dirty Dancing the two stars couldn’t stand each other! In this romantic dance-a-thon, a bored teen named Baby thinks spending summer vacation with her parents at a mountain resort is the pits — until she sets eyes on the hip-swiveling hotel dance instructor. The movie shot Swayze to stardom, but Grey followed it up with two nose jobs that made her virtually unrecognizable to this day — and never really caught on.…

TUBBY Gladiator star Russell Crowe is gearing up to marry gal-pal Britney Theriot by slowly shedding pounds so he can fit into a tailored tux. The 58-year-old chunk and 31-year-old Britney have been a twosome for two years, but made their first red-carpet appearance at the Oct. 16 premiere of his new flick, Poker Face, in Rome, where he’s also shooting The Pope’s Exorcist. An insider tattles the burly hunk, who carries a hefty 270 pounds on his 5-foot-9 frame, “has been planning a wedding with Britney for a while now and working on getting his weight down to a friendlier tuxedo size. “He’s not crash-dieting, he’s doing it the natural and organic way for once. It’s a slow process and more about cutting back on things that aren’t good…

NOW that Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz have brought their marriage back from the brink, they are considering bringing aboard another baby, insiders tell GLOBE! “It’s something they’ve talked about and now seems like the right time,” spills an insider. Daniel, 54, and Rachel, 52, were inseparable at an Oct. 16 London Film Festival afterparty for Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery. “Anyone can see how much closer they are, and Daniel has more time on his hands and isn’t beating up his body playing James Bond anymore,” dishes the insider. “He doesn’t have that chip on his shoulder and doesn’t drink as much, so there’s nothing stopping them!” In addition to the four-year-old daughter Daniel and Rachel have together, they each have another child from previous relationships.…

WOMEN’S basketball star Brittney Griner will have to spend the next nine years in a brutal Russian prison camp after an appeals court refused to drop her drug charges. The 6-foot-9, 32-year-old center for the WNBA’s Phoenix Mercury was in Russia off-season earning $1 million while playing for the local UMMC Ekaterinburg team when she was busted at a Russian airport with vaping cartridges of hashish oil. She pleaded guilty, saying it was a “mistake,” but a harsh Russian court sentenced her to nine years. Now, she’ll be sent to a penal colony after her appeal was denied. President Joe Biden has tried to negotiate her release with a prisoner swap, but Kremlin kingpin Vladimir Putin nixed the deal and is apparently using Griner as a pawn in the scandal over…

RED-HOT MATT’S NO PAUL RUDD! Speaking of royal sizzles, House of the Dragon heartthrob MATT SMITH’s on fire! The 40-year-old actor, who once charmed as dashing young PRINCE PHILIP on The Crown, is now making women swoon to the moon on HBO’s red-hot Game of Thrones prequel. “He’s become Internet Boyfriend in a way that baffles me,” quips the hit show’s executive producer SARA HESS. “Not that Matt isn’t incredibly charismatic and wonderful, and he’s incredible in the role. But Daemon himself is … I don’t want him to be my boyfriend,” she adds, referring to Smith’s ruthless, literally cutthroat character. “I’m a little baffled how they’re all, ‘Oh, daddy!’ And I’m just like: ‘Really?’ How — in what way — was he a good partner, father or brother —…

KARDASHIAN momager Kris Jenner doubled down on her plan to be cremated — and have her ashes made into necklaces for her kids! As Kris, 67, recovered from hip replacement surgery, daughter Khloé Kardashian, 38, recounted her gem of a wish, causing the reality TV matriarch to crow, “That’s a great idea.” Just weeks ago, a rep for late Gangsta’s Paradise rapper Coolio confirmed his seven children will soon be sporting bling crafted from their pop’s cremains!…

FOOLISH fugitive Zyeama Johnson was on the lam when she blew her own cover by asking for a job at a New Jersey sheriff’s office! The dimwitted dame, 27, was wanted for fraud in Pennsylvania’s Monroe County — and had ten bench warrants for failure to appear in court on traffic charges in Jersey City — when she submitted a security guard application at a Hudson County station. Sheriff Frank Schillari explains Johnson was lured in by the phony promise of a job interview and promptly busted. Officers say upon her arrest, they discovered the Garden State screw-up was in possession of two stolen credit cards and hit her with additional theft charges. According to Schillari, the U.S. Postal Investigative Service has also launched a probe because Johnson is a former…

HOLLYWOOD predator Harvey Weinstein’s testicles were transplanted to his legs more than 20 years ago — and testimony about the sad sack’s disfigured genitals will nail him at his L.A. sex crime trial, prosecutors say. The disgraced movie mogul — who was hit with a 23-year sentence in New York in 2020 for his twisted attacks on gals — is now facing charges he sexually assaulted five women in California between 2004 and 2013. In a nutty opening statement, Deputy District Attorney Paul Thompson told the jury Weinstein, 70, had surgery in 1999 and “because of an infection his testicles were actually taken from his scrotum and put into his inner thighs.” Thompson insists the creep’s accusers will be able to describe the “abnormalities they observed during the assaults,” leading to…

CROC HUNTER kid Bindi Irwin was trashed by outraged fans for refusing to help an ailing internet-famous emu, but critics wound up eating crow when the bird’s owner admitted it was all a false alarm! Frantic Floridian Taylor Blake reached out on social media to Steve Irwin’s daughter — whose Australia Zoo maintains a renowned animal hospital — when her farm was savaged by avian flu. The deadly disease snuffed out more than 50 birds — including chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys and swans — and appeared to sicken towering emu Emmanuel Todd Lopez. The 5-foot-8, 120-pound critter recently captured the hearts of millions on TikTok with his personality-packed videos. But after his feathered friends went down for the count, Emmanuel stopped eating and drinking and collapsed! Taylor says the flightless…

CAN you dig it? California’s going to allow human remains to be mixed with wood chips, alfalfa, straw and other items and turned into compost. MR. NASTY Simon Cowell’s Got Talent franchise is the world’s most successful reality TV format spawning 58 shows around the world. AMERICA’S first chartered railroad, the three-mile-long Granite Railway linking Quincy, Mass., to the Neponset River, opened in 1826. The line later morphed into the New York, New Haven and Hartford Railroad. PINEAPPLES can take two to three years to grow because each fruit is made up of about 200 flowers. Florida began cultivating the cash crop before Hawaii. QUAKER Oats gave out land deeds in cereal boxes back in 1955. Customers received one square inch of land in Canada’s gold-rich Yukon country.…