Globe May 30, 2022

OOPS-A-DAISY! Blubbery CATHERINE BACH, who once starred as The Dukes of Hazzard’s hottie Daisy, had better hit the brakes at the dinner table LIP SERVICE Younger’s mouthy DEBI MAZAR gabs on the go in West Hollywood HAIR FORCE TOM CRUISE has a new mission impossible — keeping his windblown locks in check IN THE HOOD Soggy sex creep MATT LAUER looks down in the dumps as the axed Today anchor mopes around Long Island SAY CHEESE! American Horror Story’s EMMA ROBERTS pigs out on pizza during a late night in New Orleans BELLY FLOP Bloated JOSH BROLIN aims to make a splash in Hawaii, but his once muscular bod is in freefall…

TWO-FISTED Godfather gangster James Caan is on the hunt for romance — and a great new role — at the ripe age of 82! The never-say-die veteran actor and dad of five is still looking for love after flunking at marriage four times, with Dee Mathis from 1961 to 1966, Sheila Ryan from 1976 to 1977, Ingrid Hajek from 1990 to 1994 and his longest, a 14-year marriage to Linda Stokes that ended in 2009. Now, James would “like someone older, closer to his age, but who is attractive, fit, young at heart, and who can cook,” says a source. “He’d also like someone like him — a little bit crazy.” The star of hit movies including Misery, Brian’s Song, Elf and Rollerball and the TV blockbuster Las Vegas is…

REALITY babe Braunwyn Windham-Burke still lives part-time with her hubby and their seven kids, but keeps gushing about the great sex she’s having with gay galpal Victoria Brito. “I’m 44 and I’m having the most amazing sex of my life,” gushes the former Real Housewives of Orange County beauty. “She’s teaching me things that I just didn’t know.” Still, she says she has no plans to divorce hubby Sean, adding they had “an amazing relationship,” while confessing: “I’ve been gay my whole life.”…

FORMER screen siren Melanie Griffith dumped three studly hubbies, but the aging beauty now says it wasn’t their fault — like a caged wildcat, she just needed to be free! The 64-year-old sexpot from Working Girl and Body Double was married to actor Steven Bauer from 1981 to 1988, wed Don Johnson twice, in 1976 and 1989, and was Spanish stallion Antonio Banderas’ wife from 1996 to 2014. Each time she divorced, Melanie blamed her exes. But following her split from Banderas, Melanie realized she just might not be the marrying type! She says the explosive revelation came while visiting her mom, Tippi Hedren, the star of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic thriller The Birds, at her wildlife rescue retreat in northern California. “Melanie watched a tiger pace back and forth in…

CHEATER Prince Albert of Monaco trotted out his troubled wife, Princess Charlene, like a show pony for a second public appearance — but the blond beauty wasn’t smiling and the two never touched. The 44-year-old princess, her seven-year-old twins, Jacques and Gabriella, and Albert, 64, appeared at the Sainte Dévote Rugby Tournament for under-12 players a week following her first public outing with the family at a car racing event. While Albert was beaming — as if showing off a loving, tight-knit family — Charlene hugged and cuddled her kids while never touching the prince or cracking a smile, sparking speculation she’d been turned into a modern-day brainwashed Stepford Wife. Her two unsmiling public appearances were the first for Charlene since January 2021, when she split for her native South…

DISGRACED daytime diva Ellen DeGeneres is in a bad place as her TV exit date draws near, leaving wife Portia de Rossi and pals urging her to see a shrink and get the help she desperately needs, insiders say. The 64-year-old star’s long-running gabfest ends May 26, two years after multiple ex-staffers charged the work culture on her hit The Ellen DeGeneres Show was riddled with racism, bullying and intimidation. Then on May 5, sources say Ellen was clobbered with “one final humiliation” when her show failed to garner a Daytime Emmy Outstanding Entertainment Talk Show nomination for the first time since her 2003 launch, says a spy. Ellen’s swan song season was left off the nominee list that boasts The Kelly Clarkson Show, The Drew Barrymore Show, Hot Ones,…