Globe Nov-23-15

ROBE RUNNER Earth to DYLAN MCDERMOTT! Most people wear clothes on the streets of New York City! GET A ROOM JULIA ROBERTS and husband DANNY MODER are too busy making out and groping each other to watch their boys play soccer in Malibu, Calif. BAG O’ BONES Weight a minute! Those sunken cheeks means it’s time DEMI eat MOORE! GONE TO POT Butterball RACHEL RAY can’t get enough of her own good cooking — time for the tubby TV chef to write a diet book! TOY SOLDIER GEORGE CLOONEY laughs it up with pintsized DANNY DEVITO while they shoot a new coffee commercial LOIS LAME Makeup free TERI HATCHER, who played Superman’s girlfriend on the TV series “Lois & Clark,” is clearly in disguise while shopping in Beverly Hills LAST…

THE 50th anniversary of “Days of Our Lives” is being marked by a shocking bloodbath! In a blockbuster exclusive, GLOBE can reveal TWO favorite stars are being killed off the NBC soap. Insiders reveal one of the actors asked to be axed — and the other, tragically, was given the shove. When Peter Reckell, 60, who’s played Bo Brady on and off since 1983, left the show three years ago, he swore he’d never return, says a source. “But this year, he finally relented — but with one stipulation,” says the insider. “He’d only play Bo for a short run — and producers had to kill him off for good! He got his wish. “Although he is still being seen on the show because it tapes four months ahead, his…

WEIGHT- loss poster girl Valerie Bertinelli is ballooning again — and friends fear the TV favorite is chewing up her acting career! The 55-year-old “Hot in Cleveland” star has gained back much of the 40 pounds she shed as a Jenny Craig pitchwoman six years ago — a loss that led to her famously showing off her svelte figure in a string bikini! Pals blame her battle with the bulge on her Food Network show, now in its second season! “I have gained a few pounds,” even Valerie admits. “On ‘Valerie’s Home Cooking,’ she shares her family recipes — and she’s packing on the pounds from sampling the food she’s making,” says a friend. Valerie rustles up such goodies as brownies, spaghetti and meatballs, salted chocolate cake, lasagna and even…

RAVAGED by toxic plastic surgery, Priscilla Presley is finally telling all about her life with Elvis and friends fear it’s because she’s dying of dangerous cosmetic procedures — including having a banned substance injected into her face. In jolting disclosures, the 70-year-old is suddenly revealing for the first time amazing intimate details including: Why her marriage to the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll was doomed. The real reason America HATED her. Her touching last phone call with Elvis. Shocking new photos show the mom of Elvis’ only child Lisa Marie looking skeletal with sunken cheeks, grotesque puckered lips and scarring on the sides of her mouth. “Anyone who has seen her has to be worried about her,” says the source. “This could be the end.” Her confessions about Elvis include…

OUT-OF-CONTROL Camilla has completely gone off the rails, taunting Prince Harry she can prove her husband, Prince Charles, is NOT the redhead’s real father! Furious Camilla dropped the bombshell on Harry, 31, after he dared to confront her about her vicious attacks on his brother William’s beautiful wife, Kate, an insider reveals. “Harry and his sister-in-law are extremely close,” says the source. “He loves her very much and it breaks his heart to see Camilla ripping Kate apart at every opportunity. “He knows his evil stepmother is constantly calling Kate ‘a mere commoner.’ Harry told her bluntly her attacks have to stop, adding, ‘She’s more regal than YOU’LL ever be!’ “That’s when Camilla shot back, ‘Get off your high horse — you’re not even a real royal! You’re the product…

SCOTLAND’S notorious Loch Ness monster is a shocking hoax dreamed up by boozing buddies in a London pub! That’s the eye-opening revelation of British professor Gareth Williams, who insists a public relations man and his pals conjured up the swimming serpent to increase tourism during the Great Depression. Hired by lake-front Scottish hotels to fifill their empty rooms, publicist D.G. Gerahty created the landlocked monster Nessie, based on Native American legends of Ogopogo, a 50-foot long creature said to swim in British Columbia’s Okanagan Lake, Gareth says in his book, “A Monstrous Commotion: The Mysteries of Loch Ness.” And Gareth, a University of Bristol emeritus medical professor, insists one of the conspirators confessed the scam in the semiautobiographical novel “Marise.” “Over several pints of beer we became midwives of the…