Table of contents for Nov-02-15 in Globe

PRESIDENT Barack Obama is NUTS — and should be booted out of office! That’s the shocking opinion of the heads of an entire European country and ally of the U.S., according to John Schindler, a former analyst with the National Security Agency (NSA). Schindler revealed the stunning opinion of the officials of the nation, a member of the European Union, in a stunning Twitter message, saying, “Had a senior EU diplomat, old friend, ask me today, ‘How does your impeachment work?’ “My government believes Obama is quite mentally unwell.” Schindler, now a columnist with The Daily Beast, didn’t identify the diplomat or country, but the EU includes the United Kingdom and most of Europe. “What is striking is that the ‘senior EU diplomat’ said it was the opinion of his/her…

HEARTLESS Camilla has defeated Kate in the fight for the throne — and is sadistically twisting the knife into Prince William’s young wife, say sources. And now, Camilla’s terrible onslaught is being blamed for Kate’s shockingly gaunt appearance, sparking fears she’s suffering from anorexia. With an official announcement of Camilla’s new status as Queen-in-Waiting expected soon, Prince Charles’ evil second wife is acting like she’s already been crowned. And she’s pulling out all the stops to kill her independent daughterin-law’s spirit by forcing Kate to recognize her “superiority!” “Judging by the Duchess of Cambridge’s sudden weight loss, Camilla has managed to get into her head,” a royal insider tells GLOBE. “We can only hope she can find the strength to stay healthy.” Flaunting power “Camilla is power-crazy and out of…

JIMMY FALLON’S MIRACLE FINGER Everybody knows about the infamous “middle finger,” but “Tonight Show” host JIMMY FALLON has a “Jesus Finger” that’s home to his wedding band. Jimmy says he named the digit “Jesus” because it was “resurrected from the dead” after “snapping sideways like plastic” during a freak fall in his kitchen last June. He insists docs performed a medical miracle to save him from becoming an amputee! Somebody up there likes him! TAYLOR’S BRO TURNS MOVIE HUNK Talent runs in the Swift family! Super successful singer TAYLOR SWIFT’s brother AUSTIN SWIFT is so hot industry insiders are predicting he could be the new TOM CRUISE. Big sis has already featured hunkalicious Austin in lots of her music videos, and now he’s broken into movies! Austin, 23, just landed…

LEGENDARY ladies man Peter Sellers would stop at nothing when it came to women — and even tried to trade his Ferrari for Ryan O’Neal’s wife! The obsessive “Pink Panther” star, who married Britt Ekland and got engaged to Liza Minelli, was smitten by actress Leigh Taylor-Young, even though she was married to Ryan! But her marital status didn’t stop him from trying to bed the gal of his dreams, says Peter’s 58-year-old daughter, Sarah, whose mother is his first wife, actress Anne Howe. ”He offered to do a swap. Leigh told me Dad had offered Ryan a Ferrari in return for his wife.” But O’Neal apparently drove a hard bargain — and Sellers left disappointed!…

PLASTIC SURGERY’S $4 million poster gal Jocelyn “Catwoman” Wildenstein was on the prowl at a New York City art exhibit after sinking her claws into a hot younger man! The 75-year-old socialite made a rare public appearance — with 48-year-old fashion designer Lloyd Klein on her arm — at Jean-Yves Klein’s exhibition of cat-themed paintings and ceramic sculptures. Dubbed “The Bride of Wildenstein,” Jocelyn spent a staggering $4 million on plastic surgery to “look more feline” for her thenhubby, billionaire Alec Wildenstein, who was noted for his love of exotic cats. Her outrageous ops, triggered by fears she’d be dumped for a younger woman, included at least seven facelifts, drastic eye reconstruction surgery and untold collagen injections to her lips, cheeks and chin. But her nip/tuck addiction ultimately drove her…

If you have an implanted heart valve, beware! Doctors have discovered the devices don’t always open and close properly, increasing your risk of a stroke. A dangerous blood clot forms when valve implants don’t work right, say experts. The safety problem was discovered last year during a study testing valves manufactured by St. Jude Medical that were implanted with a tube. Now researchers warn at least 40 percent of patients are at risk — regardless of what company made the replacement or the implant method! And valves made from cow, pig or human tissue seem more likely to cause problems than mechanical devices. This means hundreds of thousands of Americans are in danger of strokes, say doctors. However, researchers are currently trying to determine if risk begins immediately after the…

OBSESSED over erasing the age gap with her toyboy groom, desperate Courteney Cox has plunged into a shocking nip/tuck spree. The 51-year-old “Cougar Town” babe, who’s set to wed rocker Johnny McDaid, 43, has already plumped her face with fillers and injections. Pals say she’s now arranging a hushhush operation to get rid of her “turkey neck” and erase the wrinkles around her boobs. “Courteney’s just had another big round of Botox and fillers, which always makes her neck look older until it settles,” says an insider. “But this time she’s decided she wants to do something about it. She’s talking to her surgeon about a neck lift. She hates her ‘turkey wattle.’ “She also wants her cleavage lasered so it’s smooth and youthful. She wants to wear a strapless…

CIA DIRECTOR Allen Dulles and top Pentagon officials authorized President John F. Kennedy’s execution in a twisted bid to save America and eliminate a “threat to national security!” And a shocking new book, “The Devil’s Chessboard: Allen Dulles, the CIA, and The Rise of America’s Secret Government,” details the murder plot — and the chilling cover-up! According to author David Talbot, there was a “clear consensus” among Dulles’ lieutenants and military officials that JFK had to go — the Commander-in-Chief was determined to reign in America’s spy agency after it sponsored the failed 1961 Bay of Pigs Invasion to topple Cuba’s Communist dictator Fidel Castro. And murder was the best way to take the President out of the picture. Dulles, who was booted from the Kennedy Administration, took charge, determined…

BRAVE Hayden Panettiere is being celebrated as a real-life hero for revealing that she checked into a treatment facility to fight a desperate battle with postpartum depression. Now fans are cheering for the 26-year-old star of the hit TV series “Heroes” and “Nashville.” “Women need to know they’re not alone, and postpartum depression does heal,” the blonde beauty says, adding that her struggle to regain an emotional balance has been ”really painful,” “really scary,” and requires “a lot of support.” Hayden and her husband — heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko — celebrated the birth of their daughter Kaya last December. But the new mother’s joy was ruined by a a horrific struggle with the blues! Emotional stress The actress has boldly announced that she’s entered a clinic to receive treatment for…

DEVASTATED Princes William and Harry are enraged a lock of their beloved mother Princess Diana’s hair is being sold on the online retail site Amazon, say insiders. “They’re absolutely disgusted that anyone could go so low as to make money selling what the British Monarchist Society has labeled ‘essentially a body part,’” says a close source. The framed hair, which comes with a photo, a reproduction of her signature and “several authentication papers,” is reportedly owned by a Mr. G. Vernon and being offered for $1,200. Says the source, “William and Harry couldn’t believe it. The very idea of selling ‘a piece’ of their mom is stomach-churning. Friends have never seen them so angry!” Meanwhile, Diana’s sons are still trying to solve her murder! As GLOBE revealed last week, the…

JENNIFER ANISTON’s Goody Two-shoes image as the girl next door is all an act. Tinseltown insiders say the former Friends star is really like the snobby, whining diva she plays in a new ad for Dubai’s snooty and super costly Emirates airline. “Aniston is a spoiled, bratty beauty,” in real life, says a source. That’s how she appears in the ad featuring a fluffy white bathrobe-wearing Jen slinking around a jet looking for the shower. After whining that the Arab-owned airline is supposed to have “showers and bars,” the stewardesses tells her “This isn’t an Emirates plane, ma’m.” Suddenly, Jen wakes up to find it’s all been nightmare and she’s happily snuggled in a soft bed in a fancy private compartment of an Emirates jetliner. Later Jen – worth $150…

MIXED martial arts star Ronda Rousey is fighting mad over catching flak for being fat! The champion brawler, who is now dating UFC heavyweight Travis Browne, is a proudly feminine mix of moxie and muscle — and was mighty annoyed by some unwanted comments regarding her weight before filming a recent TV spot. “I swear to God,” Rousey said, “if anyone calls me fat one more time in my life, I’m going to kill them!” The blonde bombshell, 28, was planning to lose a few pounds before the shoot, “but because somebody said something really rude to me, I came into the shoot purposely way heavier,” she recalls. But nobody questions the ring queen’s fitness! “Oh, hell no,” Rousey says, “and the campaign ended up being amazing, even though I…

JUST 11 years after undergoing hush-hush cancer surgery, Barbra Streisand faces yet another battle with the killer disease! Exclusive photos obtained by GLOBE show the 73-year-old superstar rushing from a doctor’s office in a state of panic. “Barbra definitely did not want to be spotted, much less photographed,” says an eyewitness who observed her in Beverly Hills on Oct. 6. “She was wearing a big black hat pulled down over her eyes. “At one point, she peered around a doorway as if to see if anyone was behind her. “And Barbra was clutching what appeared to be tissue or white handkerchief in her right hand, as if she were crying!” The two-time Academy Award winner has had regular cancer screenings since surgeons removed part of her colon more than a…

EATING yogurt twice a day for a month may help relieve anxiety and stress, according to a new study by UCLA’s School of Medicine. The pro-biotic richness of yogurt reduces activity in the region of the brain that controls emotion — and also BOOSTS the function of areas linked to decisionmaking, the research shows. Previous studies have demonstrated the tasty treat fights osteoporosis, improves your immune system and eases the symptions of irritable bowel syndrome. NEW HOPE TO END DEADLY HIV VIRUS! SCIENTISTS believe they’re on the brink of cure for the deadly HIV virus that causes AIDS! Now clinical tests are set for next year on a drug cocktail that uses conventional cancerbusting drugs, a new medicine that reactivates dormant HIV cells – and a new vaccine that kills…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Go big or go home when pitching for something you desperately want, Ram. With Jupiter and Uranus aligning, this idea is worthwhile, especially if it involves using someone else’s money to fund! In an organizing frenzy later in the week, you find a long-lost item under the clutter! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Step out of the spotlight, Twin. It’s time for you to work behind the scenes to keep your family’s affairs running smoothly. Check documents and prescriptions for errors Tuesday. Set aside time for a special meal with your partner under the midweek Leo moon. Your mate’s feeling a little blue. LEO July 23 - August 23 Ouch! A home repair leaves an unexpected dent in the budget but the stars…

Oscar-wiNNiNG actress renée Zellweger says it’s “silly” to comment on her changing face — but many of her long-time fans aren’t laughing! “she’s lost the look that america fell in love with,” notes Dr. Lyle M. Back, a New Jers plastic surgeon who hasn’t treated the 46-year-old actress. As she prepares for a comeback with “Bridget Jones’s Baby,” we look at renée’s changing ways — with Dr. Back noting that her “extensive work” still means that “Bridget Jones is gone forever!”…

President Lyndon B. Johnson was a “sexual gorilla” who put an alarm on the Oval Office door so he could use it as his private brothel, an explosive new book reveals! Incredibly, the texas terror openly boasted about his conquests and thought nothing of copping a feel right in front of his wife, Lady Bird, who tolerated his crude antics for the same reasons Hillary Clinton puts up with her skirt-chasing hubby, Bill — blind ambition and political power! In “Lady Bird and Lyndon — the Hidden story of a Marriage that Made a President,” author Betty Boyd Caroli says the democrat reveled in his “physical power” and the number of notches on his belt. The man who took over the presidency after John F. Kennedy was assassinated loved to…

AFTER more than 30 years, “Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman” star and gay activist Chad Allen has closed the door on Hollywood — and he’s opening a new one into a shrink’s office! “I’ve been focusing on my education and working as a clinical psychologist, which is something that I’m super excited about,” the 41-yearold former actor says in a farewell video to fans filmed earlier this year. “I’ll be able to affect the world in a slightly different way.” Child star and teen heartthrob Allen first gained notice as Dr. Westphall’s autistic son, Tommy, on the 1980s series “St. Elsewhere.” He worked on more than 35 TV shows and played Matthew, the adopted son of Jane Seymour’s feisty frontier doctor, on “Dr. Quinn” for six seasons. “I have no regrets,”…

AN NBA coach got punched in the mouth by a married player for romancing his estranged wife! Matt Barnes, a 12-year NBA veteran, became enraged after learning new York Knicks coach Derek Fisher, 41, was at home with his buxom spouse. The wild brawl only ended when one of Barnes’ crying twin sons begged the men to stop! The children — Isaiah and Carter, 6 — are stuck in the middle of the sordid love triangle between Barnes, Fisher and gorgeous brunette Gloria Govan. Barnes, 35, insists he drove 95 miles to the Redondo Beach, Calif., home he once shared with Gloria to check on the twins — not to confront Derek. While chatting with Carter on video through his computer, Barnes could tell his son was upset. “I was,…

TRAGIC “Rocky Horror Picture Show” star Tim Curry must be very eager to take his final curtain call. The 69-year-old actor, who played Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the 1975 cult film, is now using a motorized wheelchair following a stroke — and still SMOKING! Incredibly, he had a killer pack of cigarettes on his chair when he wheeled out of his Beverly Hills doctor’s office Oct. 14. “Tim must have a death wish,” says a friend. “Why else would he continue smoking? “Everyone knows cigarettes can kill you — even if you’ve never suffered a stroke.” Dr. Stuart Fischer tells GLOBE: “He must be crazy to do this! Things like tobacco cause inflammation in the lungs and arteries. “The LAST thing he needs are narrowed arteries in the brain. “This could…

COUNTRY queen Dolly Parton confirmed the exclusive story in GLOBE’s last issue about her recent health drama — that she’d been in the hospital with kidney stones. We told readers how the 69-year-old star arrived at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville in agony. Our report stated a medical team ran tests and diagnosed the source of her pain as kidney stones before giving her laser treatment. In a statement posted to her website after the story was published, Parton told fans, “It is true that I had kidney stones. I had them removed three weeks ago and I am doing just fine!” Thanks, Dolly, for confirming the accuracy of our reporting.…

Even when her marriage to DESI ARNAZ was on the rocks, LUCILLE BALL was a hot dog who could still get a laugh! If Desi looks nervous in this frank shot from 1945, it’s because the couple had just reunited after a nasty spat that had his fiery red-headed wife talking divorce! They decided to continue their four-year-old marriage — which ONLY survived because Ball got bandleader Ricky off the road and onto their legendary TV show, “I Love Lucy,” in 1951. However, the Latin lothario’s skirt-chasing eventually proved too much for the couple. They finally called it quits in 1960, but loved each other until the day they died!…

A LITTLE legend is on the way! Congrats to “All of Me” singer JOHN LEGEND, 36, and his wife, model CHRISSY TEIGEN, 29, who are expecting their first child together. “Suffragette” star CAREY MULLIGAN and Mumford & Sons frontman hubby MARCUS MUMFORD had a baby girl, but just revealed her name, Evelyn. Speaking of daughters, “American Idol” alum KIMBERLY CALDWELL and husband JORDAN HARVEY welcomed HARLOW MONROE HARVEY! Good luck to the whole family! The pro wrestling world is a happier place now that WWE favorites Rusev (real name: MIROSLAV BARNYASHEV) and Lana (CATHERINE JOY PERRY) got engaged! “Pitch Perfect” star REBEL WILSON and ex MICKEY GOOCH JR. were spotted together at a N.Y. Rangers hockey game only a month after they split! STEVE-O, the daredevil “Jackass” star who climbed…

MARK Harmon plays headslapping Special Agent Jethro Gibbs on CBS’ long-running hit “NCIS,” but way before he became a naval silver fox, the hunk was a sought-after sex symbol — and portrayed one of the country’s most terrifying criminals! Here are 10 things you don’t know about this all-American boy, who’s had a beer-filled past, but escaped living a life full of vice! 1. He was a starting quarterback at UCLA in 1972 and 1973. 2. Mark played infamous serial killer Ted Bundy in the 1986 TV miniseries “The Deliberate Stranger.” 3. He’s been married to Mindy from “Mork & Mindy” — Pam Dawber — since 1987. 4. He was named Sexiest Man Alive in 1986 … for playing hot doc Robert Caldwell on “St. Elsewhere!” 5. He was the…

Two Hollywood stars are fighting it out for the coveted title of Dumbass of the Week - ragged Randy Quaid and dopey Daniel Craig! First we have the one-time loveable goofball Quaid. Of course, you remember Randy … He played wacky cousin Eddie in the Vacation movies with Chevy Chase and co-starred in the smash hits Independence Day and Brokeback Mountain. He used to make me want to laugh. Now he makes me want to puke. He’s gone from wacky to nutty – and not in a good way. The freaky 65-year-old brother of actor Dennis Quaid has been living in Canada trying to sort out his legal problems in the U.S., where he faces felony charges for vandalism of a guest house and failing to appear in court while…

MACHO Maksim Chmerkovskiy tripped the light fantastic with a bevy of breathtaking beauties over his 14 seasons on “Dancing With The Stars.” Now he’s stepping on their toes! During a no-holds-barred interview, the hunky Ukrainian hoofer was asked which beauty he’d rather bed, wed or kill — and he didn’t pull his punches. Controversial U.S. women’s soccer star Hope Solo instantly made his “kill” list. “She’s just a sh**ty person,” he fumed. “If you’re just a bad person, there’s no excuse for that. She wrote a book, she lied about a bunch of stuff.” In her book, “Solo: A Memoir of Hope,” the soccer player claimed Maks slapped her during “DWTS” rehearsals. “I had a rough time dealing with that,” admits Maksim, who quit the hit show last year after…

TIC TAC TRUE WIN $100 POWER SOURCE 1. Gasoline is produced in refractories. 2. Coal is a fossil fuel. 3. Nuclear power plants are extremely expensive to build. 4. One type of solar energy is geothermal energy. 5. Water wheels use running water to produce energy. 6. Solar energy can only be used near the equator. 7. Ethanol is commonly called grain alcohol and is used as a fuel. 8. Propane and rogaine are naturally occurring fuels. 9. Generators convert mechanical energy to electricity DIRECTIONS: For every true answer, place an X in the corresponding square. For false, place an O in the corresponding square. If you have three correct TRUE answers in a row, horizontally, vertically or diagonally, draw a line through them and you have a correct entry.…

GUILT-RIDDEN funnyman Jim Carrey flew to Ireland on a private jet in a desperate bid to make up with the family of his tragic ex-girlfriend — who he feared blamed him for her death! Jim, 53, arrived at the airport in Dublin at 2 a.m. the day of the funeral in a Gulfstream V private jet. He’d made the 6,000-mile trip - at an estimated cost of $100,000 - to offer to help carry the coffin of tragic Cathriona White, 30, who killed herself just a few days after Jim dumped her. Sources say several notes were found at the scene of White’s death, including one that read: “Jim, I love you. Please forgive me, I’m not for this world.” “Jim was relieved that the family reached out to him,”…