Globe July 25, 2016

MONEY HUNGRY We’ve heard of being born with a silver spoon, but growing old with cash in your mouth is a new one, LARRY KING! THE BIG APPLES Whoa! JENNIFER ANISTON shows off ALL of her resized rack while prowling in New York CAPTAIN JERK Looks like a furious WILLIAM SHATNER went boldly where angry men have gone before during a recent fan event THE 7-YEAR ITCH LINDSAY LOHAN is no Marilyn Monroe as she digs beneath her skirt. Pick up some crabs in that ocean, LiLo? LAZY DUKES Yikes! Puffy HILARY DUFF’s been spending too much time on her duff! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND Hope AL PACINO’s speed-dialing his personal trainer, because that giant potbelly is an emergency!…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE SCANDAL-SCARRED chef Paula Deen’s trimmer look may be due to a secret tummytightening procedure, her pals are whispering. Paula, 69, appeared on TV’s “Fox and Friends” to celebrate “National Fried Chicken Day” on July 6 -and viewers were shocked by her sleek new look. The teary-eyed cook paid tribute to the delicious Southern dish that helped make her famous, gushing, “Fried chicken represents the ability to give my family a good life!” Meanwhile, HER good looks — and 124-pound figure — could be due to weight-loss surgery. “There’s no question in my mind Paula’s had some ‘help’ from a surgeon,” a pal spills to GLOBE. Dr. Stuart Fischer, author of “The Park Avenue Diet,” agrees, noting, “She looks like she hasn’t touched a piece of fried chicken in…

ONCE the most glamorous beauty in Tinseltown, plastic surgery has turned Faye Dunaway’s mug into a mask of horror. “It’s a scary look,” says cosmetic surgeon Dr. Lyle Back. “She looks like Nora Desmond from the Carol Burnett skits — a scary, washed-up silent film star. “A surgeon should be making her look good — not like a horror movie character.” Back, who hasn’t treated the actress, slammed the “Bonnie and Clyde” beauty’s surgeons for “not the best plastic surgery,” adding that the 75-yearold “Network” star “could look a lot better” with proper work. Her eye work “makes her look skeletal,” he says. “They took out so much fat and skin under her, you can see the curve of her eye socket,” he explains. “It looks like you’re seeing eyeballs…

LITTLE beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey was murdered by a twisted predator who dreamed she’d become his eternal bride! That’s the chilling analysis of investigators who have uncovered bizarre new clues they say will blow the 20-year-old cold case wide open. As detectives poured over evidence suggesting the 6-year-old was killed as part of a sick fantasy, a SECOND weirdo with a sick obsession over the adorable blonde has been arrested! Now sources say lawmen are taking a new look at JonBenet’s creepy child photographer Randall “Randy” Simons — who was just busted in Oregon — and sex offender Gary Howard Oliva, who was collared last month. Both Simons and Oliva were grilled by Boulder, Colo., cops in the days after the 6-yearold’s violated and battered body was discovered in the…

LYING Hillary Clinton is still obsessed with hubby Bill’s former White House lover Monica Lewinsky — and terrified the ex-intern will spill shameful secrets and torpedo her run for the Oval Office. Ever since Hillary, 68, was publicly humiliated by the revelations Bill had sex with the chubby brunette during his second term, the presumptive Democratic nominee had aides keep track of Monica, now 42. “Hillary is convinced Bill told Monica about her innermost secrets, including any kinky bedroom cravings,” says a source. “She’s lived in fear these past 20 years that Monica will someday talk. It’s become an obsession. Now that the presidency is nearly in her grasp, she’s extra fearful of what Monica might blurt out.” Hillary’s fixation with Monica was exposed in WikiLeak’s bombshell release of more…

FURIOUS Prince Harry believes Queen Elizabeth is paying hush money to cover up the truth about his birth — and got into a brawl with his late mom Diana’s lover, James Hewitt, who refused to take a DNA test! Now Harry’s search for his real father is threatening to tear the royal family apart as the red-haired rogue confronts his “official” dad, Prince Charles, “grandmother” Elizabeth and his big brother, William, to get the inside story of his birth. “Every time Harry looks in the mirror, he sees Hewitt staring back at him,” says a friend. “Harry desperately wishes his mother was still alive to tell him the truth. It’s been haunting him for almost 20 years.” Hewitt, 58, has always officially denied Harry is his son, insisting he didn’t…