Globe January 29, 2018

BAG MAN No, that’s not a Malibu beach bum — just a scruffy MEL GIBSON on a shopping run FAST FOOD Cruel Intentions actress SELMA BLAIR parks herself in L.A. for a messy meal FALLING DOWN DRUNK Fast and the Furious star MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, who did jail time for DUI, takes a tumble in Tulum, Mexico BACKWOODS BACON Laid-back KEVIN BACON, of Footloose fame, may live high on the hog — but he’s dressed like a pig! KING-SIZED Sloppy 300 hunk GERARD BUTLER is now a real Hollywood heavyweight GOT A HUNCH? Scary-skinny Sharknado actress TARA REID looks like the bag of bones version of Quasimodo!…

PRESIDENT Donald Trump is making good on his promise to lock up the crooked Clintons by refusing plea deals to let Hillary, hubby Bill and daughter Chelsea off the hook as the FBI mounts a new probe into the $365 million family foundation’s pay-to-play bribe scandal! In a bombshell development, the Clintons finally confessed — “We’re guilty!” — to swapping political favors for payoffs “disguised” as charity donations and begged federal prosecutors for leniency, political insiders tell GLOBE! But in a stunning twist, sources say Justice Department prosecutors — acting on Trump’s orders — rejected the former first family’s eleventh-hour bid to avoid a humiliating trial — and prison — by cutting sweetheart plea deals. “The Clintons finally admitted what everyone in Washington has known for years,” says an insider.…

YOU wear it well, Rod — but your beautiful wife wore it better! Rocker Rod Stewart unmasked his cross-dressing secret when he was caught bundled up in the fur-trimmed leather coat worn in 2011 by his ex-model spouse Penny Lancaster! “Steady, Rod. First it’s the coat, then the pants, then the undies ...” warned a fan. Too late for the caution! His former lover, Bond girl Britt Ekland, revealed he borrowed her underwear during their two-year romance that ended in 1977! The Tonight’s the Night sensation “was wearing very, very tight, slippery, satin pants on stage,” Britt revealed. “Men’s underpants aren’t shaped as tightly as women’s, so he wore mine to keep his package in place!” Obviously, the 73-year-old singer’s no stranger to female fashion! “Rod’s always worn women’s clothes,”…

PRINCE CHARLES’ crazed wife, Camilla, is spilling her guts on her scandal-plagued marriage! In a stunning world exclusive, GLOBE can reveal the Duchess of Cornwall — who’s battling deadly liver cancer — is secretly negotiating a mega-bucks deal to tell all in a blockbuster TV interview! “This is Camilla’s deathbed revenge,” charges a palace insider, who has intimate knowledge of the discussions. “She’s outraged after learning of a vicious palace plot to delay her divorce from Charles, hoping the cancer will kill her before they have to pay her a penny. “They’ve even refused to help her get to the top of the organ transplant list, saying it would be a public relations nightmare if they did! “They want her out — but she’s vowed she won’t go alone! “She…

CRUEL Camilla launched a blistering attack on Prince Harry’s bride-to-be, Meghan Markle. “She’s just another commoner bringing shame to the queen,” hypocrite Camilla hissed to a crony. “She’s not fit to become a royal!” Camilla’s cheap shot came as former Suits star Meghan faced a shocking booze and violence nightmare. Her brother, Tom, 51, and his fiancée, Darlene Blount, 37, ended up in a boozed-up brawl at their home in Grants Pass, Ore., after drinking beer and whiskey. Tom told cops Darlene began “pummeling me in the face with her fists,” and she was thrown into jail for two nights for domestic abuse. But Tom later confessed his injuries were self-inflicted. The couple, who won’t face charges, now vow to attend alcohol and relationship counseling. The fight left Meghan reeling from…

DOLLY PARTON’S hubby, Carl Dean, is notorious for avoiding the limelight and being a recluse — but an expert says his bizarre hermit behavior could be symptomatic of a severe personality disorder! Retired road builder Carl, 75, has been wed to the country queen for nearly 52 years, but has practically barricaded himself behind an electrified fence on their sprawling Tennessee estate and refuses to be part of her celeb life. He also shuns fans and neighbors and once put a paper bag over his head to keep from being photographed. “People have been saying for years Carl’s a curious fellow,” snitches an insider. “He resists stepping off his vast property beyond the electric fence he put in to keep out tourists. “He never spends time with Dolly, except at…