Globe September 4, 2017

SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES Funnylady GOLDIE HAWN’s flabby flesh is no laughing matter! OPEN WIDE! Oscar winner EMMA STONE isn’t shy about feeding her face on the set of the Netflix series Maniac DOWN & OUT These days The Prince of Tides actor NICK NOLTE looks more like a pauper! GUT CHECK Boss Baby’s ALEC BALDWIN looks bloated and busted during a stroll in the Hamptons GREEN MONSTER Roseanne alum SARA GILBERT is looking to put down roots after her shopping spree at a gardening center BREAKING NEWS Legend of Zorro star ANTONIO BANDERAS wastes no time jotting down an important fact THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! GLOBE (ISSN 1094-6047) Vol. 64 No. 36, is published weekly by American Media, Inc. 4 New York Plaza, 4th FL, New York,…

FORMER hard-partying screen legend Jack Nicholson is keeping a low profile — and friends fear it’s because he’s locked in a losing fight with brain-savaging Alzheimer’s disease. The 80-year-old actor has made himself scarce for the past seven years since starring in 2010’s box office bomb How Do You Know. A source says he’s become camera-shy over memory lapses. “Quite frankly, he can no longer remember the lines he’s asked to speak,” says the mole. The fading star rarely leaves his Hollywood home. He was last photographed in public on March 24 at an L.A. Lakers game. Now he appears disorientated when he steps out! “The rumor is he has the beginnings of Alzheimer’s disease,” a pal says. Sources say Jack flubbed lines in his role in How Do You…

TINSELTOWN temptress Susan Sarandon has snared a hunky new toy boy — supermodel Heidi Klum’s ex-hubby, pop star Seal! The 70-year-old man-eater, now starring as a ruthless studio head in HBO’s hit about Hollywood fixer Ray Donovan, and the 54-year-old Kiss from a Rose singer were a cozy couple sharing din-din in trendy Beverly Hills eatery Matsuhisa Aug. 9. “Susan is like a fine wine that just keeps getting better and better, and she’s clearly got Seal under her spell,” tattles an insider. “The sexual tension is very exciting.” They’ve been dating since Seal “got a mutual friend to introduce them,” notes the insider. “He’s been a fan of hers for years. “He was the initial aggressor here, but she was all for it. They started flirting and really hit…

GLOBE ROYAL EXCLUSIVE CUNNING CAMILLA GLOATS AS KATE BREAKS DOWN PRINCE Charles will be king! Dying Queen Elizabeth made the shocking announcement to her inner circle while vacationing in Scotland. But her decision to renege on her promise to give the crown to her favorite grandson, Prince William, has plunged the royals into chaos! “William feels totally betrayed,” says a palace insider. “This came as a bolt from the blue! “But Charles’ conniving wife, Camilla, is ecstatic! She’s gloating to her cronies that nothing can stop her from becoming queen now!” Despite vowing never to abdicate, 91-year-old Elizabeth — Britain’s longest-reigning monarch at 65 years — IS stepping down, say insiders. “An offificial date will be released any day,” says the insider. “Charles will take over before the year is…

PRINCESS Diana’s greatest hope — that her oldest son, William, would succeed Queen Elizabeth and her cruel hubby, Charles, would NEVER wear the crown — has been dashed to bits. In her newly surfaced video diary, Diana is heard saying she’d “do everything possible” to prevent Charles from ruling Britain. “She insisted, ‘Charles must NEVER be king!’ ” says a source who watched the explosive videotapes. “The princess started talking about finding a way for her older son, William, to succeed Her Majesty, Elizabeth. “She approached her mother-in-law with the idea and said, ‘My husband is morally corrupt and unfit to rule.’ Word spread through the royal family, triggering a crisis.” The video cameraman, who was suddenly summoned to Kensington Palace to film Di’s innermost thoughts in 1997 — shortly before…

ONLY IN GLOBE TALK SHOW queen Ellen DeGeneres is battling shattering mental issues that are shredding her marriage to Portia de Rossi, friends fear! The 59-year-old TV host admitted suffering from depression, seeing a therapist and popping antidepressants after her sitcom Ellen got axed in 1998 and she came out as a lesbian, which made her a target of vicious bullying. In addition to deep funks, time-bomb Ellen has explosive rages and exhibits bizarre behaviors bordering on obsessive-compulsive disorder, say sources. “She has a lot of issues,” the source adds. “Now the fear is she could be showing symptoms of bipolar disorder. A lot of people walk around with it and don’t even know it. Ellen may very well be one of them.” Bipolar symptoms include mood swings, sadness, anxiety,…