Table of contents for March 13, 2017 in Globe

BEAUTY’S A REAL BEAST! Actress EMMA WATSON’s getting too big for her britches. The snooty Beauty and the Beast star showed up 90 minutes late for her Woman of the Year honors at the Elle Style Awards — and when she did, she refused to walk the red carpet. Emma, 26, would only pose in “a special room with her chosen photographer rather than alongside all the other stars at the bash,” says a snitch. “She was behaving like a diva …” Snotty Watson could learn from a real star, like PATTI LaBELLE. The songbird, 72, was eating in a D.C. steak joint when she invited a starstruck visitor to sit down, and chatted for an HOUR! After a goodbye hug, the fan says, “I gathered my face from the…

THE leader of a Missouri Ku Klux Klan branch was fatally shot and dumped beside a river — while his Klan-loving wife and trigger-pulling stepson pretended he disappeared, cops say! Imperial Grand Wizard Frank Ancona, 51, was found dead on the banks of the Big River — four days after his wife, Malissa Ancona, 44, reported him missing! But in a stunner, police charged Malissa’s son Paul Jinkerson with shooting Frank dead while he was sleeping at home! Authorities say the diabolical mother-son team faked Frank’s disappearance, tried to cover up the crime and pretended they didn’t know his whereabouts. Although Malissa and Frank had matching hooded KKK costumes, they were no longer a cozy Klan couple — and the murder was linked to Frank’s plans to file for divorce,…

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HAIR loss from chemotherapy may soon become a thing of the past! Researchers at the San Antonio Breast Cancer Symposium revealed a scalp-cooling system prevented hair loss in women with breast cancer who were being treated with chemotherapy. During a 235-patient trial, women were fitted with a “cold” cap for a short period before, during and after chemo sessions. The cooling cap is designed to slow blood flow to hair follicles and reduce hair loss, and the results of the test were so stunningly positive, the research team’s safety monitors stopped the study to release the groundbreaking data immediately. The women will be followed for five years to monitor their condition, but doctors are cautiously optimistic the technology can be used with limited risk for those being treated for solidtumor…

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY ARIES March 21 - April 20 Read between the lines Monday when someone who sounds genuine may be trying to take advantage of you. Mercury boosts earning power and some Rams get an offer for a part-time job with full-time pay. Single and seeking? The stranger with an interesting story could be your soul mate. TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Weigh the pros and cons of a plan under Monday’s full moon in Libra when making big decisions is easier than usual. Midweek, be ready for a chance to get something you want for nothing. Listen for an offhand comment to seal the deal! Romance sizzles Friday, which is a great time for a date night! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 It’s time to take a…

PARTY BOY George Clooney’s pregnant wife Amal is so fed up with his drinking, pals say she’s issued an ultimatum — it’s booze or the babies! While Amal, 39, enjoyed a glass of vino before her pregnancy, the smell of alcohol on George’s breath now makes her sick — so his tippling, especially in the evening, has her up in arms, say insiders. “It’s no secret George drinks most nights, if not every night. Amal’s told him to cut way back,” an insider tells GLOBE. “She’s got morning sickness and feels ill other times of the day. “Sometimes she can’t be around George if he’s been on a bender. The smell of booze on his breath makes her nauseous, and she’s had to dash to the bathroom a few times.”…

THE MYSTERY behind the iconic image of Mrs. Robinson’s shapely leg in the movie poster for The Graduate has been solved. That gorgeous gam didn’t belong to aging star Anne Bancroft — but to up-and-comer Linda Gray! Now famed for her work on TV’s Dallas, Linda admits — nearly 50 years after the film’s debut — she was the model pulling on the stocking under Dustin Hoffman’s watchful gaze. “I got paid $25,” Linda, 76, recalls. “For one leg, that was good.” SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth? I came into music just because I wanted the bread. — Mick Jagger…

MIAMI VICE star Edward James Olmos is revving up to star in Mayans MC, a spin-off of violent motorcycle club Sons of Anarchy! Set after the death of Sons’ lead character Jax Teller, the new show will focus on rookie biker EZ Reyes, a prospect in the Mayan MC, a gang that appeared on the original show. Olmos will play Reyes’ father, Felipe, a once-strong patriarch — now crushed by bullets and hard labor — who struggles to hide his past and keep his sons on the right side of the law. “Felipe is a perfect character for the Sons of Anarchy universe — a hard man plagued by regrets, who’s trying to make things right,” says an insider. “And Olmos is ideal for the role. He’s can play the…

POOR little rich girl Lisa Marie Presley has been desperately looking for a daddy replacement ever since Elvis died when she was nine years old! That’s the heartbreaking analysis of Beverly Hills psychiatrist Dr. Carole Lieberman, who says Lisa Marie chose ALL her husbands for the wrong reason — they reminded her of her father. First hubby Danny Keough, divorced after nearly six years in 1994, “looked like Elvis” and was a musician, too, says the author of Bad Boys. “Husband No. 2 Michael Jackson was the King of Pop and Elvis was the King of Rock,” Dr. Lieberman explains. Rock,” Dr. Lieberman explains. “Nicolas Cage, her third, was an obsessive Elvis fan. Current husband Michael Lockwood — who she’s suing for divorce — is a guitarist, music producer and director.”…

AILING, broke Cher’s brave return to the stage got off to a rocky start — with the superstar canceling two Las Vegas shows due to her continuing health crisis! Cher blamed a rotten flflu for the canceled gigs, but an insider reveals the weakened star is so frail she’s cut down on her famous costume changes! The superstar entertainer, 70, shocked fans at her new show by cutting back on the number of outrageous outfifits she wears! “Cher still loves her flflamboyant clothes and loves to perform, but at her age with her illnesses, she’s had to slow down,” says an insider. Last time she ruled the stage, the Half Breed singer had 13 dizzying costume changes. “But the new show only has nine,” reveals the mole, adding the outfifitswapping…

ACTION-MOVIE hero, bodybuilding champ and two-time governor of California would be a pretty full resumé for anyone, but at 69 Arnold Schwarzenegger is still adding to his accomplishments. This year he’s taken over the boardroom in The Celebrity Apprentice, showing off his business smarts on the NBC reality show, and has a slew of movies on the horizon. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about Arnold. 1 He was born in Austria in 1947 to Gustav and Aurelia, who were both local police chiefs. 2 Arnold started weight training at age 14, choosing bodybuilding over soccer. 3 At age 20, he became the youngest person ever to win the title of Mr. Universe and went on to win the honor three more times. 4 In Santa Monica, Calif., he…

CONFESSED! FEDERAL officials shut down a smuggler’s sugar-coated scheme to transport 42 endangered turtles from Hong Kong! Hsien Lin Hsu, 46, pleaded guilty to trafficking the reptiles after federal agents at the international mail facility at Kennedy Airport in New York intercepted five packages addressed to him labeled “snacks.” When agents opened the boxes, they discovered dozens of the exotic critters secreted under bags of candy and noodles! The adorable haul included yellowmargined box turtles, black-breasted leaf turtles, Reeve’s turtles, Indian roofed turtles, South American river turtles and Chinese big-headed turtles. Those animals are federally protected because the rate of death for their young is high — and they’re often illegally sold to black market buyers who pay hundreds of dollars per turtle. While some of the smuggled slowpokes are…

ONCE gorgeous screen siren Kim Basinger has turned into a nip/ tuck nightmare from too many trips to the plastic surgeon, according to Tinseltown insiders and medical experts. Fans were shocked by the appearance of the 63-year-old Oscar-winner when she attended the L.A. premiere of her latest flick, Fifty Shades Darker. “She’s obsessed with her looks and staying young-looking, but she’s really overdone it,” says an insider. Boston plastic surgeon Dr. Dave E. David tells GLOBE the actress, who plays Christian Grey’s ex-lover in Fifty Shades, appears to have had a lot of Botox and filler work along with face and eyelid lifts. “She obviously looks a lot different than she did years ago, but not in a natural way,” concludes the doctor, who has not treated the actress. “It’s…

ARROGANT sex perv Roman Polanski is trying to worm his way back into America by claiming HE was “betrayed” by the courts. But sources tell GLOBE the sleazy selfabsorbed Chinatown director — who fled the U.S. after pleading guilty to raping a 13-year-old — is “trying to paint himself as a victim” in a disgusting bid to make money off his sick crime! “The only reason he wants to return to Hollywood is to cash in on his life story,” says the insider. The 83-year-old weasel shows no remorse, says the source, and only wants to return from Europe because he’s broke. “He raped an underage girl and admitted it,” a mole tells GLOBE, adding Polanski is positioning himself as being wronged! “He isn’t sorry and thinks the legal system…

DELUSIONAL diva Mariah Carey continues her unpredictable behavior, say friends who claim the wacky star, 47, wants another baby! A pal claims the Emotions singer — who’d resorted to IVF with former hubby Nick Cannon to get pregnant in 2010 with twins Moroccan and Monroe — has been off the rails since her blown engagement to billionaire James Packer and is desperate to have another child. “Bringing another kid into her unstable world will only mean disaster,” says the insider. A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. — William Shakespeare DELUSIONAL…

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CASTING GURU SHARES HOTTEST SPOTS GENERAL HOSPITAL’s casting director, Mark Teschner, has hired some memorable actors over his 27 years with the show. When he saw hunky star Antonio Sabato Jr. in 1992, Mark knew he was ideal for playing Jagger. “He’s an amazing-looking man, and there’s something about his presence, a ruggedness, that you don’t see every day. Antonio was actually only on the show for two years, but he really left his mark.” And Nashville star Jonathan Jackson was just a kid when he read for the role of Lucky, which netted him five Daytime Emmys. “He was the best 11-year-old actor I had ever seen,” recalls Mark. “This was a kid who not only had skill, but was one of those old souls who was way beyond his…

TODAY show anchor Hoda Kotb is thrilled about becoming a mom at age 52 — but she’s in for a nightmare, experts warn! “She’s the love of my life!” gushes the chatterbox about her adopted baby girl, Haley Joy. But late-to-baby moms like Hoda — who was childless during her first and only marriage — are in for a shock! “It’s not going to be easy or the free life she knows,” says relationship expert Dr. Gilda Carle of the talk queen. “I hope that she’ll have the energy that continues to allow her to run after a little baby and disciplining a teen when that time comes.” Never mind getting Haley out of diapers and eating vegetables! Hoda will have help raising Haley Joy — since she’s playing house with…

SONS HARRY & WILL BRITAIN’S newly named king, William, is visiting Paris for the first time since his mother, Diana, died in the French capital 20 years ago — to collect evidence that will convict his father, Charles, as her murderer! While “goodwill” is the official reason for his March 17 and 18 state visit with wife Kate, palace insiders say William is meeting on the sly with doctors at Pitie- Salpetriere Hospital where Diana was pronounced dead on Aug. 31, 1997, as well as with authorities who investigated the tunnel crash that allegedly killed her and her lover, Dodi Fayed. “William is going to collect secret ultrasound scans that prove his mother was pregnant with Dodi’s child,” says an insider. “That gives prosecutors Charles’ motive for murder — since…

RETIRED U.S. soccer star ABBY WAMBACH is engaged to best-selling Christian author — and mom of three! — GLENNON DOYLE MELTON. Shahs of Sunset reality beauty GOLNESA “GG” GHARACHEDAGHI and her fifiancé SHALOM got hitched. The stylish bride wore a long-sleeved white top and ripped jeans. Country crooner THOMAS RHETT and wife LAUREN AKINS are doubly thrilled. She’s preggers with their fifirst kid and they’re also adopting a baby from Africa. They started the adoption process thinking she couldn’t get pregnant — and BOOM! New York Jets cornerback DARRELLE REVIS couldn’t control his temper off-fifield. He’s facing fifive criminal charges including four felonies after allegedly brawling with two mugs in Pittsburgh. Plastic surgery’s “catwoman” and socialite JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN is off the hook for allegedly clawing her beau LLOYD KLEIN’s face…

RECENTLY separated Scarlett Johansson has trashed marriage, claiming monogamy is too hard to handle! The Ghost in the Shell star, 32 — who’s fresh off her split from ad exec hubby of two years Romain Dauriac — says she doesn’t believe people were meant be tied down to one partner. “The idea of marriage is very romantic; it’s a beautiful idea, and the practice of it can be a very beautiful thing. “I don’t think it’s natural to be a monogamous person. I might be skewered for that, but I think it’s work. It’s a lot of work,” says ScarJo, whose first marriage to Ryan Reynolds lasted less than three years. “It’s something I have a lot of respect for … but I think it definitely goes against some instinct…

SUSAN SARANDON Where’s 911 fashion police? Susan’s jail suit needs to be locked up immediately! HELEN MIRREN Helen, at least make your fanny pack useful and stuff in an outfifit change. LIL’ KIM If anyone was wondering where Miss Piggy went, we found her. MANDY MOORE Mandy brightened the room in an orange, fifigure-hugging, one-shoulder gown! SIENNA MILLER Sienna, it doesn’t get much lower than opting for a peasant dress. CHRISTIE BRINKLEY Christie never fails to amaze us. The supermodel looked ageless in a miniskirt and over-the-knee boots. HALSEY Singer Halsey obviously decided to land on the runway — in a parachute! FERGIE If Fergie’s attempt at being a sex kitten isn’t a midlife crisis, I’m not sure what is.…

TOP-secret records reveal psycho Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden advised his band of losers to pause from their reign of terror to masturbate! Seized documents released by the U.S. government show the ugly Islamic extremist behind the Sept. 11 attacks thought long and hard about his soldiers. Citing the “lack of availability of wives,” bin Laden granted a freaky fatwa, giving his troops permission to pleasure themselves due to their “state of extreme need.” Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will get you everywhere. — Albert Einstein SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth?…

Sleep key to women’s sexual satisfaction + HEY, ladies, wanna know the secret to better sex? Get more shuteye! A recent study claims women, ages 50 to 79, who sleep at least seven hours nightly are considerably more satisfified with their sex lives than those who snooze less. Insomnia is also a serious roadblock to satisfaction in the sheets, discovered scientists who analyzed nearly 100,000 women. “Lack of sleep oftentimes leads to diffificulty with concentration,” says the author of the study, Dr. Juliana King. “A lot of sex is in the brain.” Dark humor signals smarts! + PEOPLE who find humor in wicked jokes that mock serious or taboo subjects are likely to be smarter than those who don’t! That’s the conclusion of a new study, in which researchers found people who…

MATT Damon’s signature manbun in The Great Wall was as much of an architectural feat as the movie’s namesake landmark! “They put 700 extensions in, it took 12 hours, and then I had to try and keep them in,” says Matt, 46, who spent six months shooting in China. “By the time they cut them out, it was like a rat’s nest,” he admits. “I took a picture of it. I think there was stuff living in there.” SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth?…

AT Disneyland, it really is a small world after all! Nestled inside the iconic theme park’s New Orleans Square is a building that hosts a super-exclusive, members-only club that will set you back $100,000 just to get in. It’s called Club 33 — a name many believe is linked to Walt Disney’s Masonic Temple ties! That’s because the animator was said to be a 33rd-degree Mason, an elevated status. But others say it was dubbed 33 because when the numerals are turned to the side they resemble Mickey Mouse ears. Once inside, after a thorough check and a flash of a membership pass, photography is severely limited. There’s also a seriously enforced dress code. The club’s decor is as enchanting as any of the park’s numerous attractions. There’s the vibrantly…

WISECRACKING sexpot MAE WEST poses with brash dummy CHARLIE McCARTHY to promote her appearance on ventriloquist EDGAR BERGEN’s hit radio program in 1937. Mae wasn’t that attractive, but she was clever, witty, curvy and dolled herself up to play a sex-crazy vamp. She became a Broadway and movie icon in the 1930s and ’40s, writing her own shockingly suggestive plays like Sex, which got her arrested. On the radio show, Mae scolds wooden Charlie for being forward, saying: “You didn’t need any encouragement to kiss me.” He asks: “Did I do that?” and she replies: “You certainly did. I got marks to prove it — an’ splinters too!”…