Weddings, races, proms, garden parties – we may be on the cusp of summer, but as glorious as the lighter nights may be, they bring with them something sinister: save the dates. OK, we’re exaggerating, but there’s no denying that springtime events are the root of your wardrobe woes. Oh, how wonderful it would be if there was a tool that could tell us exactly what to wear to every occasion. Well, there is! And it’s called Google Stats. These are the search terms spiking right now, and they all happen to be formalwear-appropriate. Now you can put that RSVP in the post, confident in the knowledge you’re going to look suitably hawt. Because of course you are……
