Globe November 22, 2021

HOUNDSTOOTH HORROR! Sloppy MICKEY ROURKE looks ready for the bum’s rush on the streets of Beverly Hills THE BIG APPLE Singing star LIZZO rakes in the green at the Outside Lands Music and Arts Festival in San Francisco PUFF DADDY Bloated MATTHEW PERRY lights up in Los Feliz, Calif., to celebrate his smokin’ sevenfigure deal for a tell-all SWEATER WEATHER KATY PERRY’s form-unflattering fall outfit while running errands is nothing to Roar about WHAT A NUTCRACKER! BROOKE SHIELDS bares her choppers at American Ballet Theatre’s Fall Gala at Lincoln Center HE’S ON A ROLL! Bike crash survivor SIMON COWELL takes a spin in London after putting the brakes on his career to spend more time with family…

HARRY and Meghan’s rich and famous neighbors are selling their mansions and moving away fast — as if the duke and duchess were tacky trash, not runaway royals, stunned spies dish! Instead of property values soaring in celeb-studded Montecito, Calif., since the blue bloods plunked down $14 million for their spread in July 2020, experts insist they seem to be falling. Billionaire neighbor Peter Sperling was so anxious to unload his seven-bedroom, 13-bathroom, 5.5-acre estate featuring a movie theater, pool and two guesthouses, he eagerly accepted $19 million, a whopping $7.75 million LESS than his $26.75 million asking price! Months earlier, he sold another home in the community for $16.3 million. Actor Rob Lowe also dumped his Montecito estate two months after the Duke and Duchess of Sussex arrived, making…

RAUNCHY, boob-biting nude sex scenes on HBO’s Game of Thrones were a wild, improvised free-for-all because the directors refused to get involved, says actress Gemma Whelan. Although the sword and sorcery drama that ran from 2011 to 2019 seemed planned down to the smallest detail, the 40-year-old beauty, who played bisexual Lady Yara Greyjoy, says what went on between the sheets was a “mess” left up to actors. “They used to just say, ‘When we shout action, go for it!’ and it could be a sort of frenzied mess,” she recalls. “A director might say, ‘Bit of boob biting, then slap her bum and go!’” She recalls discussing details with her gal or guy partner in the scene of what they would do — and show — so they’d be more…

ELTON JOHN is so crippled by a bad hip, he’s canceling his Farewell Yellow Brick Road tour for two years while he recovers from upcoming surgery. The 74-year-old Rocket Man says he’s in such bad shape, “I can’t move sideways! “I’m in pain most of the time with my hip. I can’t get in and out of a car.” He says he doesn’t “wanna go onstage and give less than 100 percent” so he’s decided to get the joint replaced now. But he vows that after his recovery, he’ll “make it up” to disappointed fans … I’ll be in much better form.”…

SCARY-SKINNY Sharknado blonde Tara Reid is being urged to seek help after posting shocking skeletal photos a doctor says show she’s shrunk to a ghastly 85 pounds! The 5-foot-5 walking toothpick recently stunned fans with pics of her looking gaunt and emaciated. A once-curvy bombshell, the 46-year-old American Pie actress snapped back at horrified fans, who remarked on her skin-and-bones figure. “To all who made their great comments exposing their hate for my artsy picture I posted yesterday, it was the angle,” she writes on social media. “I have a high metabolism. Anyone with a high metabolism understands it’s impossible to gain weight.” She added she remains thin even though “All I do is eat!” But sports medicine expert Dr. Gabe Mirkin, who has not treated Tara, says her high…

BEEFY Blake Shelton is treating himself to an early Christmas present, insiders say — he’s getting liposuction, so he can stuff his face during the holidays! The carb-loving crooner, 45, has packed on the pounds since his July wedding to skinny songbird Gwen Stefani, sources dish, and he’s decided to have the flab sucked out of his blubbery belly! “Blake’s main problem area is his gut. It doesn’t help that he’s strictly a meat and potatoes guy,” spills an insider. “He loves his carbs and he’s tried cutting back on portions and junk food, but he has no willpower and slips right back into his bad habits. “At this point, Blake figures lipo is damage control. He doesn’t really want to do it, but he’s consoling himself that it’s standard…