Table of contents for October 24, 2016 in Globe

BOOZY KIEFER’S NO FLATLINER! KIEFER SUTHERLAND may be ABC’s Designated Survivor, but don’t let him be your designated driver, because he loves to booze it up and has no plans to stop! “One of the things I love to do is go out with my friends and tell stories and have a bunch of drinks,” says the volatile DUI-prone actor, adding that he enjoys “those moments with friends, despite the possibility of consequences.” Um … cheers? RI-RI’S BILLS ARE LEGEND’S! Model CHRISSY TEIGEN did what anybody would do if they lived in RIHANNA’s old digs — she opened her mail! “The one fun thing that does happen every once in a while is that I get a bill of hers,” Chrissy explains. “And I really want to somehow…

COUNT Saturday Night Live comic Pete Davidson as the latest cast member to do drugs! But unlike infamous junkies Chevy Chase and the late John Belushi and Chris Farley, Pete says he NEEDS to smoke pot to perform. “I wouldn’t be able to do SNL if I didn’t smoke weed,” explains the 22-year-old funnyman. “I wouldn’t be able to do anything really. Me performing not high has gone awful. It’s awful for me because I don’t feel well.” Pete suffers from painful Crohn’s disease, and he says with “the medicines that the doctors were prescribing me and seeing all these doctors and trying new things ... weed would be the only thing that would help me eat.” Now it helps him crack jokes, too!…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE BELOVED preacher Rev. Billy Graham experienced an amazing miracle on his deathbed — and gained new wisdom, hope and strength! That’s the inspiring story from close friends who tell GLOBE the 97-year-old holy man is “very much at peace” after “having a vision of heaven that reaffirmed his faith and hope.” The evangelist’s late wife, Ruth, played a key role in the incredible interlude, says a family friend. Ruth visited Billy in the early evening — as he dozed in a chair — and eased his heartbreak over her passing at age 87 in 2007, the friend says. “Billy said she was so real he could almost touch her,” the friend tells GLOBE. “She looked at peace and was absolutely beautiful. “She told him heaven was paradise. It…

HELLRAISER Academy — that’s the unofficial nickname for a school that is opening its doors to the DEVIL! Sacramento Elementary School in Portland, Ore., has agreed to allow an extracurricular club run by the Satanic Temple! Even more shocking, the Satanist group has been creeping into other schools as well, claiming it’s providing an alternative to evangelical Christian organizations. Joining the Prince of Darkness study session requires “parental permission,” says school superintendent Paul Erlebach, but the news has plenty of Christians raising holy hell! “These atheist and humanist activists simply don’t like the fact that children could be exposed to the message of Christianity,” warns Travis Weber of the Family Research Council. He also advises school officials and parents to not “take the bait” by “provoking school administrators into…

FORMER Cheers star George Wendt is eating himself to death, pals fear — and a top doctor says the actor may need surgery to survive! “George likes to eat,” says an insider. “That’s never been a secret. But at 383 pounds, he’s become super-sized, and his friends worry it could kill him!” One weight-loss expert tells GLOBE George, 68, would be a good candidate for drastic lap-band surgery that could save his life! Dr. Stuart Fischer, a top New York internist and author of The Park Avenue Diet, says George’s immense heft puts him at risk for a variety of health problems. “A lap band would be a good idea if it is a psychological issue,” Dr. Fischer says. “It’s a good therapy for people who lack self-control or have…

PRINCE William and his pregnant wife, Kate, are being blasted as bad parents — and their young children are being branded “spoiled brats!” Now a battle royal has exploded over the stunning accusations leveled by Charles’ second wife, Camilla, who is desperate to prevent William and Kate from being coronated as Britain’s next king and queen. In a shocking bid to discredit Kate in the eyes of Queen Elizabeth, William’s evil stepmother used the young royals’ official visit to Canada to fuel her bitter war. “Camilla seized on photos of the family arriving in Victoria to twist the knife in Kate’s back,” says a palace insider. “Kate was seen squatting down to talk face-to-face with George — but Camilla knew that’s a royal no-no. The queen scolded William when he…

While BRAD PITT’s soonto-be ex ANGELINA JOLIE is throwing him under the bus and ex-wife JENNIFER ANISTON is coping with her own heartache, Brad’s finding solace with another gal he nearly married — GWYNETH PALTROW! “After Angie hit Brad with divorce papers, he called Gwyn, both for counseling and comfort,” a friend tells GLOBE. “He said he was jealous about how she handled her divorce from CHRIS MARTIN in such an adult fashion, doing what was best for their two kids, and he wants the same with Angie.” The Goop gal has always been kind in describing her broken engagement to Brad, saying “he was too good for me,” and they’ve remained pals since their 1997 split. However, Brad can forget about running back to Gwyneth’s open arms. She’s more…

FUNNYMAN Bill Murray is a first-class jerk according to shocking tales buried in a new book detailing the Caddyshack legend’s bizarre antics! In The Tao of Bill Murray, author Gavin Edwards rips the lid off the Saturday Night Live star’s horrifying, violent and shocking behavior with showbiz pals and fans. Hollywood bigwig Mitch Glazer reports Bill taunts him with lurid phone calls every time the movie Road House is on TV — and narrates the flick’s steamy sex scene between Glazer’s wife, Kelly Lynch, and Patrick Swayze! “No matter what time, two in the morning, it’s, ‘Patrick Swayze’s f---ing your wife right now … He’s pushing her up against the wall,’” Mitch says. “It was kind of funny the first dozen times or so.” Mitch isn’t the only buddy to…

CRUEL druggie Jamie Dawn Lummus will spend the next six years behind bars for the outrageous neglect of her 93-year-old grandma Nola Moder, who was eaten by rats while she was ALIVE! As Granny Nola took her tragic last breath, the putrid air reeked of the feces and urine that filled her filthy house. Lummus, 41, was hit with the sentence after trying to beat the rap by claiming she was so drug-addled from popping Xanax and hydrocodone pills, she forgot to care for Nola in her Gardnerville, Nevada, home. But the autopsy showed the bed-bound senior died in agony from dehydration and malnutrition, her body covered with bedsores and wounds where rodents had feasted on her flesh. When cops asked Lummus why her grandmother had died, she replied,…

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Good ole boys Bo (JOHN SCHNEIDER) and Luke Duke (TOM WOPAT) and their kissin’ cousin Daisy (CATHERINE BACH) raised hell in fictional Hazzard County, outrunning Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane in their souped-up car, the General Lee. The southern-based comedy drama Dukes of Hazzard ran from 1979 to 1985 and was so popular, it spawned a 2005 movie version starring pop princess JESSICA SIMPSON. All three stars are still working and Catherine became a fashion icon for her hot pants shorts — now known as “Daisy Dukes.”…

TODAY show co-host Hoda Kotb has been secretly spending nights with her boyfriend for two years — because the 52-year-old is too scared to tell her mom, Sameha! “I was afraid to tell my own mother I was moving in with my boyfriend,” Hoda laughs. “It’s like we’re kids!” Still, Sameha will find out soon enough because her daughter and financial executive Joel Schiffman, 58, are hunting for a new apartment — and wedding bells are looming in the future. “I’m in love — love’s good,” gushes Hoda, who had a brief marriage to a tennis coach from 2005 to 2007. “I didn’t think I would want to get married again — but yes!” Still, when Joel proposes, he should keep it low-key. “Hoda doesn’t like bells and whistles and…

Ex-Gossip Girl BLAKE LIVELY and Deadpool star RYAN REYNOLDS welcomed their second child in late September. The lucky kid joins 22-month-old sister JAMES. Actress VANESSA LACHEY and former boyband hottie NICK LACHEY are expecting their third child in the spring. They already have son CAMDEN, 4, and 20-month-old daughter BROOKLYN. Girls star ZOSIA MAMET married longtime boyfriend EVAN JONIGKEIT on Oct. 2 in Port Jervis, N.Y. Orange Is the New Black’s SAMIRA WILEY and her prison series writer girlfriend LAUREN MORELLI are engaged. Former child star DAKOTA FANNING and model boyfriend JAMIE STRACHAN are splitsville. Tennis superstar MARIA SHARAPOVA’s two-year doping ban has been cut to 15 months after an appeal. She’ll be free to play again in April. Soul singer and former James Brown impersonator CHARLES BRADLEY, 67, has…

GEENA Davis has returned to prime-time TV in The Exorcist on FOX, but the versatile 60-yearold actress has been making our heads spin for decades on both the big and small screen! Oscar winner Geena’s been a woman on the run, the president (take that, Hillary!) and even had a laugh track. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about the talented star. 1 Massachusetts native Geena was her church’s organist as a teenager. 2 She was an exchange student in Sweden and speaks fluent Swedish. 3 Her first film role was in Dustin Hoffman’s 1982 hit Tootsie. 4 She’s been married four times — to restaurant manager Richard Emmolo, director Renny Harlin, actor Jeff Goldblum and plastic surgeon Reza Jarrahy — and has three kids. 5 She was a…

NEW YORK’s killer Umbrella Bandit has been brought to justice by quick-thinking federal agents, who laid a clever trap for a fugitive who’d been on the run for 13 years, says the FBI. Suspect Richard Leon Wilbern was nailed thanks to an umbrella left at the Xerox Federal Credit Union heist in Rochester, N.Y. — and a freshly licked envelope, say government agents. DNA from the umbrella was matched to samples lifted from an envelope FBI agents tricked Wilbern into licking during an interview that — incredibly — had nothing to do with the $10,000 heist in August 2003. Now Wilbern will stand trial for the deadly robbery at the credit union, which began when a man dressed in an “FBI” jacket marched into the bank and told employees…

DESPERATE Jennifer Aniston’s last-ditch effort to have a miracle baby with Justin Theroux — and cement their crumbling marriage — has ended in a heartbreaking failure. Insiders say the 47-yearold ex-Friends star suffered a tragic a miscarriage in the second month of a secret IVF pregnancy and that her marriage is stretched to the breaking point. “Their marriage had been strained for months and she hoped that a baby would put things back on track,” says a source close to the couple. “Now their relationship is worse than ever.” Sources say Jen used eggs she had frozen at age 38 in 2008 to make her dreams of motherhood finally come true. But the procedure turned into a nightmare and Jen was snapped leaving New York Presbyterian Hospital on September 26,…

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WIFE-killer O.J. Simpson is suffering a cruel mental decline as he rots in prison — and a pal says the brute has brain-ravaging Alzheimer’s disease! The 69-year-old NFL Hall of Famer’s shocking condition was exposed by his former manager Norman Pardo, who reveals Simpson doesn’t have a clue who he is anymore! “Half of the time, I talk to him and he just sits there and talks to himself,” says Norman. “I’m told he doesn’t know anything about me. “He must be suffering from Alzheimer’s because I was his manager for 10 years! I was part of his inner circle.” Now serving a 33-year stretch at Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center for a 2008 robbery and kidnapping, Nicole Brown Simpson’s demented murderer has slowly lost his mind — and even underwent…

BRYAN’S GH SWAN SONG! Bryan Craig, who joined General Hospital as Morgan in 2013, is quitting the show. “There were a couple of big projects I had gotten close on while I was at GH, and my manager and I just kind of made the decision it was time to go back out there,” he explains. He admits he is nervous about what the future holds. “Giving up your  weekly paycheck is always a scary thing, especially when nothing in this industry is promised. I had some hesitation about giving up my day job.” Clearing out his dressing room was more emotional than he expected. “When I was taking stuff off the walls and taking it out to my car and bringing it home, that was probably my biggest realization…

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