Globe September 5, 2016

CHUBBY CHEEKS “Modern Family” star ARIEL WINTER needs to take a course in asset management! SWEAT HOG Seeing sticky ALEC BALDWIN and preggo wife HILARIA BALDWIN, you wouldn’t guess that it’s cool to hang out in the Hamptons! SON OF A BEACH Thanks to a Malibu, Calif., vacay, pro tennis potty mouth JOHN McENROE’s finally dirtied up the rest of himself to match! BLUE WHALE Whoa, HILARY DUFF! The “Younger” star is slowly turning into Hilary Puff! BUDDHA BELLY! Hollwyood’s biggest space cadet WILLIAM SHATNER meditates while on a British river cruise BUSTIN’ LOOSE Must be a little bit nippy abit at Venice Beach this summer, huh, SHARON STONE?…

BEN AFFLECK and Jennifer Garner are set to wed again — ahead of the birth of their fourth child! Jen, 44, cemented their reunion with her pregnancy — and now sources reveal they’re planning to renew their vows to seal the deal! “Jen couldn’t be happier,” a spy tells GLOBE. “All she’s ever wanted is for Ben to stop boozing and partying — and to recommit to their family. With this new baby on the way, he’s making all the right promises.” The troubled 44-year-old “Batman v Superman” hunk is even going to repeat those promises in a church, according to insiders. “The first time around, they married on a beach in Turks and Caicos. Jen was pregnant with their daughter Violet. Only her ‘Alias’ co-star Victor Garber attended,” says…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE SUPERSTAR actress Jennifer Aniston is in the middle of a cashflow crisis, insiders say! The 47-year-old actress might be worth $130 million on paper, but friends say her string of movie flops and work hiatus have contributed to a cash shortfall! Now desperate, Jen has all her hopes for a much-needed hit riding on her flick “Office Christmas Party,” which rolls out in December. An insider tells GLOBE: “Jen’s in dire need of a payday, and there’s a huge amount riding on this film being a success. Her most recent movies — ‘Life of Crime,’ ‘She’s Funny That Way’ and ‘Cake’ — all lost money at the box office and it’s gotten Jen super-stressed.” The former “Friends” cutie, who just celebrated her first wedding anniversary with Justin Theroux,…

PRINCE CHARLES has stunningly confessed, “I killed Diana!” Confronted with explosive new evidence from a second autopsy on his first wife’s body, the 67-year-old murderer admitted to sons William and Harry, “I did it! I had no choice! “Your mother was out of control! She was a threat to the future of the monarchy! “She had to be stopped before she ruined everything!” The shocking face-to-face confrontation came after the young princes uncovered proof their father masterminded his exwife’s death. They secretly commissioned the exhumation of Diana’s body from its resting place at her family’s ancestral home, Althorp, last year after their grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, told them Charles had blood on his hands. “William and Harry vowed to get to the truth — but they opened up a Pandora’s box…

A BIG-GAME hunter is feeling the wrath of outraged animal lovers after posting a video of himself luring and then spearing a defenseless Canadian black bear to death! Ohio outdoorsman Josh Bowmar’s shocking video shows him celebrating his kill after waiting hours to impale the hulking bear with a 7-footlong spear. Horrified fellow hunters have slammed Bowmar, calling his act “barbaric!” “This poor bear didn’t stand a chance,” cries Wendy Higgins of Humane Society International (HSI). “Deliberately lured to the killing spot by food, and then mercilessly targeted and left to die in agony.” Criticism from both sides Bowmar, 26, lured the animal with a barrel of bait. The cold-blooded killer tapes himself tossing his spear — which he calls an “absolutely lethal killing machine” — and hitting the bear…

FAST fading Cher is waging an internet war against Donald Trump to get attention and restart her fizzled career — but the crafty presidential candidate has devastated the “Believe” singer by leveling her as a washed-up has-been. After one of her toxic taunts on her “@cher” Twitter account, Trump shot back: “@cher should stop with the bad plastic surgery and nasty comments about good people running for office.” Embittered by years of personal and professional struggles, and battling the crippling Epstein-Barr virus, Cher, 70, launched her war against “The Donald” back in 2011 when he began testing the waters for a presidential run. In one post, she wrote about Trump: “LOUD, CRUSHES EVERY1 IN HIS WAY, MAKES LOTTA NOISE, BUT SAYS NOTHING…” Her ridiculous attack became even more outlandish last…