Table of contents for January 9, 2017 in Globe

AUSTRALIAN national treasure and Suicide Squad star MARGOT ROBBIE and budding British director TOM ACKERLEY tied the knot Down Under. Baseball all-star BRYCE HARPER and high school sweetheart KAYLA VARNER finally got hitched in San Diego after nixing a previous plan in 2015. Counting On reality star and Duggar daughter JILL DILLARD and husband DERICK are expecting a sibling for son Israel David. Disgraced Olympian lyin’ RYAN LOCHTE announced his fiancée KAYLA RAE REID is pregnant. We believe him this time. Congrats! TORI SPELLING and DEAN MCDERMOTT announced baby no. 5 will be a ... boy! PRINCE is dead, but he’s still on the hook for $599,735.63! Lawyers who handled his 2006 divorce from second wife MANUELA TESTOLINI say the singer’s estate owes whopping legal fees. BERNARD FOX, best known…

SANDRA Bullock’s marriage to boyfriend Bryan Randall is on hold! Spies close to Sandy reveal the Oscar winner has gotten cold feet over getting hitched to her 50-year-old photographer boyfriend. “All of her friends have been in her ear saying there’s no need to rush — especially given all the skeletons in Bryan’s closet,” dishes a spy close to the couple. Bad-boy Bryan was busted for a DUI in 1998 and served four days in jail. He also trashed a hotel room during a drunken bender. Sandra’s reps are denying wedding plans, but the insider says, “Sandy must be seeing things in Bryan that love blinded her to before. “She’s definitely put the brakes on things until she’s sure this is the man she wants to spend the rest of…

A COLD-HEARTED crook swiped her neighbor’s inflatable snowman – right off his front lawn – to sell the ornament and buy drugs, police charge! New Yorker Tinisha Delacruz was busted for larceny when cops recognized her in surveillance video of the late-night caper! But for victim Edison Sepulveda the tale has a happy ending. After news of the theft broke, an anonymous “secret Santa” sent a replacement snowman to his house! Edison took to Facebook to express his gratitude posting: “Thank you to whoever sent it!” He was in an even more festive mood a week later after police said the 31-yearold culprit, who lived just two blocks away, had been caught. “They got the woman who stole Frosty!” he says triumphantly.…

Hidden in the box of letters are the names of some celebrities. Use the photos below to help you work out the clues! The names have been split into two and can be found in straight lines up, down, forward, backward or diagonally. The leftover letters will reveal the name of another celebrity. How to enter & contest rules, page 56. WIN $100 MOVIE WATCH Meryl Streep has appeared in all the movies below. See if you can unscramble them. How to enter & contest rules, page 56. 1. DO IT AT NAPA 2. HE STOMACHED BEER 3. A DIVA SPRAWLED THERE 4. HERO TUSH $100 PRIZE PUZZLES PLAY SPOT THE DIFFERENCES! WIN $150! MORE PUZZLES! MORE CASH! PUZZLE #2 Communication These words are listed in alphabetical order according to…

HOLLYWOOD sex siren Zsa Zsa Gabor had nine husbands and countless lovers — including her toyboy stepson, a U.S. president — and movie queen Greta Garbo! Now GLOBE is ripping the lid off the shocking sex secrets Zsa Zsa took to her grave when she died at age 99 last month. Before being crippled in a 2002 car crash, Gabor was a lusty love machine — and not too embarrassed to rate her bedmates! Beefy James Bond hunk Sean Connery had velvety-soft skin, she told a pal, but his performance was “so disappointing — nothing really.” Frank Sinatra liked to brag about his conquests, but Zsa Zsa only went to bed with Ol’ Blue Eyes so he’d move his car out of her driveway! She also found out why Liz…

FOR centuries, “self-abuse” — masturbation — was a big no-no, according to popular wisdom. Now health experts say regular auto-erotic stimulation is great for your health! “Masturbation provides release of stress, a time to commune with oneself, and for some, even the possibility of greater self-awareness or insight,” says Dr. Jordan Tishler. For women, benefits include better sleeping, a reduction in menstruation and postmenopausal intercourse pain, and less severe urinary tract infections in women. “It causes more blood flow to the pelvic region, which hastens periods and decreases pain,” explains sexpert Sandra LaMorgese. She claims mens who masturbate five times a week “possibly lower their risk of prostate cancer by one-third.” Experts warn too much auto-arousal can lead to serious issues — including intimacy avoidance and orgasm addiction!…

TV icon Lucille Ball proved she was a showbiz trouper when she continued fifilming a funny scene for her legendary sitcom I Love Lucy — while she was choking to death! In the episode Lucy’s Italian Movie, the funnygal was stomping on grapes at a winery when one of the red globes got stuck in her throat. But she kept on stomping until the scene wrapped and the crew realized she was in trouble. She was dying but still pulled off one of the funniest TV scenes of all time. SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth?…

WOMEN SEEKING MEN FL. 016-119 Correctional institute inmate. Beautiful inside and out. SWF ISO LTR. Seeking that special someone to share my life with based on happiness, realness. I’m honest , loving, outgoing, genuine, faithful. IN. 016-112 Military widow, late 60s, 5”, 116 lbs. Lost my honey in March. Would like to meet someone to fill this big house with me. Northern Indiana, Norte Dame, someone to say “Merry Christmas, honey.” FL. 016-124 Correctional insti tute inmate. Sexy, 38, chocolate dream. Can mul t iply your joy, subtract the past, divide your sorrow, add to your tomor r ow. Si n c erel y seeking bet ter life. Age, race unimportant. NY. 016 -12 5 Cu t e , lightskinned DBF, 68, 139 lbs., 5’7”, very active, love blue jeans…

B&B COUPLE’S SEEING STARS THE BOLD and The Beautiful’s Darin Brooks (Wyatt) and wife Kelly Kruger (ex-Eva) had a celebrity close encounter of the best kind during a recent trip through the airport in Los Angeles. “Kelly and I were going through security and I turned to her and said, ‘Uh, in that other line, the guy with the blue hat? That’s Kevin Costner.’ And she’s like, ‘It is! Should we say something? We have to get a picture!’ I was like, ‘I don’t want to bother him,’ and she’s like, ‘To heck with that. I’m going.’ “ Kruger approached Costner, who couldn’t have been kinder, Brooks reports. “She walked up to him and told him we were both such huge fans, and he stood there and talked to us…

COWARDLY sex pervert Bill Cosby is so desperate to dodge prison, he’s exploiting a do-gooder agency offering free services to the blind! Sources tell GLOBE that in a twisted attempt to prove he’s losing his sight, the accused rapist is using an Oct. 17 letter from the Massachusetts Commission for the Blind saying he’s legally visually impaired and eligible for FREE rehab and social services. But the shameless, 79-yearold comic, now awaiting trial on three molestation charges in Pennsylvania, is worth an estimated $400 million and doesn’t need FREE services. “It’s obvious he became aware of the existence of this organization — which he could benefit from — and he took advantage of it,” New York lawyer Murray Richman tells GLOBE. “The reality is, it doesn’t prove anything.” “He’s looking…

LOVEBIRDS RONALD and NANCY REAGAN had been married just three days when this 1952 photo was snapped at the Arizona Biltmore Hotel in Phoenix. The future President and First Lady met when Nancy approached then-Screen Actors Guild prez Ron for help getting her name off a Hollywood blacklist that falsely identified her as a possible communist sympathizer — probably the only time the conservative icon was grateful for communism! They were together for 52 years. Nancy died last March at the age of 94 — 12 years after her beloved Ronnie.…

MILEY’S BOOBY PRIZE Tired of her “little girls,” pop pistol MILEY CYRUS may be getting a breast enhancement. Sources say the Wrecking Ball singer is hoping a chesttacular boost will please her hunky on-and-off fiancé LIAM HEMSWORTH. “She’s done with the tomboyish body,” says a source. “She wants a curvier figure — at least a C size. She’d love to have something more to stuff her bras on her honeymoon besides gel inserts.” Does Miley wear a bra? JIMMY’S THE HOST WITH THE LEAST! This year’s Oscar host, JIMMY KIMMEL, spilled his salary for the gig — $15,000. Not a bad payday for the average Joe, but Tinseltown wags say it’s a low for one of TV’s most watched shows. “Last year’s Oscar goodie bag handed to stars was…

A BRAZEN bald bandit who swiped thousands of dollars worth of hair-growth products is putting down new roots — in prison! Andres Arias pled guilty to a felony count of engaging in corrupt activity after he robbed dozens of Ohio pharmacies of their supplies of Rogaine, a pricey medication for balding men, and other over-the counter drugs. The shiny-headed Arias, 36, would then ship the drugs to New Jersey, where a fence would sell them online — right onto a popular website, according to lawmen. “Some of the items would then appear online to be sold on eBay,” says a police offificial. Ironically, Arias didn’t take any of the Rogaine for himself, apparently content with his chrome-dome. In addition to a two-year prison sentence, he has also been…

9-PAGE 9 PA BONUS SECTION S HOWBIZ bigwigs are obsessed with keeping their stars — especially the gals — sexy, slim and toned, so if anyone should know how to lose weight it’s these talented beauties. In GLOBE’s special 9-page bonus section, songbirds like Mariah Carey and Miranda Lambert and actresses like Spanish sexpot Penélope Cruz reveal how they’ve trimmed off the fat. And experts also warn about risky weight-loss fads that can endanger your health! MIRANDA MELTS OFF HEFTY 45 lbs. SNACK ATTACK! FEISTY country songbird Miranda Lambert went from pleasingly plump to WOW by shedding a whopping 45 pounds and dropping two dress sizes from 8 to 6. The 5-foot-4 blonde now weighs 129 pounds. She lost weight by eating sensibly and exercising. But the 33-year-old is no…

THE race to identify and treat Alzheimer’s disease has picked up speed — thanks to brain fluid! Startling new research indicates dementia could be diagnosed years before symptoms develop because of a protein that washes the brain. This amazing breakthrough may allow doctors extra time to treat patients before they reach an advanced age when it’s much more difficult to keep Alzheimer’s in check. The brain-fluid protein, called TREM2, is segregated by immune cells called microglia, which make up between 10 and 15 percent of the brain and spinal cord. By examining TREM2 in patients, doctors can gauge a much more precise time frame for when dementia is most likely to begin. “The microglia may have a protective function, which however comes to a standstill as the disease progresses,” says…

HUNGER Games hottie Jennifer Lawrence seems to be riding high with a string of movie hits and an Oscar win, but in real life, the beauty is a mess of jangled nerves and crippled by out-of-control anxiety, say sources. Her issues are so bad, pals like Bradley Cooper are “begging Jen to get help,” says an insider. “Jen goes out of her way to act like she’s the goofy girl next door, but it’s all a ruse. She has been dealing with excruciating anxiety and panic attacks for a while.” Now starring in the sci-fifi blockbuster Passengers, the world’s highest paid actress recently confessed she’s “no fun” at Tinseltown shindigs and takes a pal along to keep from getting “overwhelmed.” She’s even admitting getting so fearfully nauseous before the 2015…

GLOBEÕS NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE SELFISH, selfie-loving, self-absorbed celebrities make us sick. But there are stars that do rise to the occasion and warm our hearts. Right now, Dolly Parton is at the top of our list — and putting everyone else to shame! The country queen has put her money where her mouth is — donating her own cash and raising millions of dollars to help the victims of a raging wildfire that has affected thousands near Dolly’s home in the Smoky Mountains. Immediately after the blaze roasted Sevier County, Tennessee — barely missing the songbird’s Dollywood empire — the Jolene singer created the Dollywood Foundation: My People Fund to provide $1,000 each month for six months to each family that lost their home! That is called MAKING A DIFFERENCE,…

ONE thieving creep’s attempt to rob a California sex shop was thwarted by two nononsense gals — and a barrage of dildos! Two women manning the Lotions & Lace store in San Bernardino were held up by a gun-toting thug sporting a hooded sweatshirt. But one of the workers was in no mood to be robbed! A woman, identifying herself only as “Amy,” took one look at the gun and assumed it was a toy. “I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us,” she says. “But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don’t have time for this.” Grainy surveillance photos show the man walking into the shop with an empty bag for cash and pointing an apparent handgun at the two…

TONY Bennett is struggling with frightening memory lapses, say sources tied to the singer — and experts fear he’s suffering from brainsavaging dementia! The I Left My Heart in San Francisco crooner, who celebrated his 90th birthday in a recent prerecorded NBC special, frequently loses his train of thought — and can’t even remember how he met his wife, say insiders! During a recent meal in New York, a source says Tony repeated himself more than once, and apologized each time with: “I forgot what I was saying.” Just hours later, while onstage talking about his new memoir, Just Getting Started, he couldn’t recall how he met his four-decades-YOUNGER wife, Susan Benedetto, whom he wed in 2007, the source says. Another mole confirms Tony has “serious lapses in memory”…

SUITS beauty Meghan Markle landed the world’s most eligible bachelor, Prince Harry — and she’s got a plastic surgeon to thank! That’s the bombshell conclusion of Tinseltown nip/tuck expert Dr. Stephen Grifka, who analyzed 35-yearold Meghan’s mug in photos ranging from her childhood to the current day! “It appears that she’s had a rhinoplasty, a nose job,”  says Dr. Grifka. “It looks like the bridge of the nose has been narrowed … to get more refinement in the tip. It’s done by sculpting some of the nasal cartilage. “For the broad bridge that’s narrowed down, we have to actually move the bones inwards. From the frontal view, it looks like a nice result.” As for the rest of her face, Dr. Grifka, who hasn’t treated Meghan, says “everything else looks…

DANIEL CRAIG is shaken and stirred with jealousy over his wife’s prestigious acting career. The 007 hunk, 48, “has developed a serious inferiority complex,” says a mole — and it’s because he’s envious of his Academy Award-winning spouse, RACHEL WEISZ. Rachel, 46, has just signed to star in Secret Life of Dr. James Miranda Barry, about a female doctor who disguised herself as a man in order to practice medicine. The movie “is already being buzzed about as future awards season bait,” says the mole. “Rachel’s given fifirst pass on the best Hollywood projects, while Daniel complains that he’s conscripted to mindless action schlock.” Daniel, currently starring in an off-Broadway production of Othello in New York, believes playing Bond has led to him being typecast, says the insider. “Daniel feels…

ALEX TREBEK has made a career out of quizzing trivia wizards as the host of Jeopardy! But the 76-year-old Emmy winner got his start as a newscaster before landing his first gameshow gig in 1965. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about Alex. 1Born in Ontario, Canada, Alex studied philosophy at the University of Ottawa. 2He worked for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, covering special events and sports before switching to gameshows. 3For the Atlanta Olympic games in 1996, Alex jogged through Jacksonville, Florida, with the Olympic torch. 4Along with Jesse Ventura, Alex portrayed one of the “men in black” in the third season of The X-Files. 5In 1998, altruistic Alex donated 74 acres of open land in north Hollywood to the Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy — at the time…

A DIVA flight attendant — who kicked off her Gucci pumps and outran airport security agents after a bust — has had her wings clipped! Former JetBlue air hostess Marsha Gay Reynolds, 32, was nabbed last year when authorities at an L.A. airport found her entering the country with a suitcase stuffed with 60 pounds of cocaine worth up to $3 million! The fashion plate fugitive had planned to use her “known crew member” status, which normally allowed her to bypass bag screening. But she was selected that fateful day as part of a random search. “Upon being notified she was going to secondary screening, she appeared nervous and kept her distance from the supervisor,’’ said U.S. District Judge Andre Birotte. “And before the bags were even open, she…

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY ARIES March 21 - April 20 Think twice before rejecting a friend’s unsolicited advice — it could boost your cash flflow now and in the future! The Cancer full moon spotlights a chance to change living arrangements — bye-bye annoying roommate or hello bigger house! Read the fifine print on the deal you’re offered Saturday. TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Step out of the background and toot your own horn, especially at work, Bull! Letting others see your talents is the key to success while Mercury’s in Sagittarius. You’re tempted to embark on a secret romance, but be warned, someone will let the cat out of the bag. If you want to date, do it openly! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Reworking the budget while Jupiter’s…

POPULAR PAINKILLER TIED TO HEARING LOSS! ✚ DISTURBING new research reveals acetaminophen, a main component in Tylenol, may increase hearing loss in women! More than 50,000 female test subjects taking acetaminophen two or more times a week were 10 percent more likely to develop hearing loss than those who used nonsteroidal antiinflflammatory drugs such as ibuprofen. “This study does not support stopping taking these medicines if they’re needed,” says researcher Brian Lin, “but people should be aware of the risk.” ENDURING MARRIAGE FIGHTS STROKES! ✚ MARRIED stroke victims live longer than single people who have suffered similar medical mishaps! Researchers at Duke University tracked 2,351 patients after they suffered a stroke. Victims who were married — and had only been married once — at the time of the stroke had…

CHARLIE Sheen’s booze-anddrugs troubled ex Brooke Mueller is hooked on help! The 39-year-old mother of Charlie’s 7-year-old twins, Bob and Max, has been in rehab since a shocking November meltdown where she allegedly hit the boys while “under the influence of something” in a small town outside of Salt Lake City, Utah, say cops. Brooke’s sister Sydney Wolofsky says her out of control sibling “woke up in the hospital after detox and my mom asked her what she wanted to do at this point, and she was the one that said, ‘I want to go back into rehab, and I want to stay there for a while.’” Following the life or death drama, Brooke and her beau, skin-care guru Peter Thomas Roth, called it quits.…

ICONIC teen actors MOLLY Ringwald and Luke Perry finally have a romantic history — in their newest roles! Molly, 48, of Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles fame, and former Beverly Hills, 90210 star Luke, 50, play Mary and Fred Andrews, the divorced parents of Archie in Riverdale on CW’s comic-inspired series, which debuts Jan. 26. “It’s a great casting move,” says an insider. “You’ve got two older actors who made their names as teen stars joining in a new teen show — so now you’ve got total intergenerational appeal.” Spies say the show isn’t quite as squeaky-clean as the classic cartoon, with Archie, played by K.J. Apa, and his pals getting caught up in a murder mystery. We hope Mr. Weatherby is a suspect! trivia 1 Which megastar musician surprised…