Globe November 28, 2016

WHATTA BOOB! Baywatch babe PAMELA ANDERSON’s been speaking out about pornography, but she forgot that charitable causes start at home — with a bra! MOMMIE NEAREST Yuck! Oscar winner CATE BLANCHETT went for a truly icky slam-dunk with her 12-year-old son Roman at a recent basketball game in New York. SPACE CASE American Sniper star BRADLEY COOPER suited up like a NASA astronaut to take his new motorcycle for a spin in Santa Monica, Calif. PIG PENN Dirty, disheveled and creepy creeper SEAN PENN wandered around Dublin, Ireland, for a new film called The Professor and the Madman. Guess which part he’s playing? BERRY PLAIN Usually glam HALLE BERRY looked like an exhausted soccer mom while out and about in Santa Monica with friends. What would Revlon say?! BITING WIT…

JENNIFER Aniston’s exploding marriage crisis has pushed the heartsick beauty to gorge herself into a massive 50-pound weight gain, sources say! The sitcom queen and hubby Justin Theroux “have been at each others’ throats ever since he found out” she’s been comforting ex-husband Brad Pitt over his split with Angelina Jolie, says an insider close to the couple. “Jen’s a mess because Justin is furious that she’s been WAY too available” for Brad, adds the insider. Jen and Brad met over the summer — just weeks before his second marriage crashed and burned, the insider says. Now Justin “feels TOTALLY betrayed, but Jen has told him Brad just needs a sympathetic ear,” says the insider. Justin jetted to Germany recently, and there have been “a lot of angry phone calls,…

ELLEN DeGeneres is hiding a heartbreaking secret — she’s had to move her dying dad Elliott into an elder care facility after he fell and broke his hip! The 58-year-old talk show star had been footing the nearly $2,000-a-month rental for the La Jolla, Calif., apartment where ailing Elliott, 91, and her stepmom Virginia had been living, according to landlord Jon Hoffelt. But age finally caught up with him and he took a bonebusting fall. “He broke his hip tripping over the threshold of the door onto the front patio,” Jon says. “It was only an inchand-a-half high — so you can see that he needed to be cared for.” After treatment for the break, Ellen “whisked” them away to a nursing facility for expert care. “I know they’re in…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! DEEPLY depressed over his broken body and wracked by pain, Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin was desperate to end it all — so he purposely exposed himself to the killer barb of a lethal stingray! That’s the suicide bombshell an insider close to the tormented 44-year-old animal catcher says has been found in a secret coroner’s report kept under wraps for a decade. The newly surfaced autopsy findings suggest excruciating pain from a broken neck and injuries caused by violent encounters with dangerous critters drove the Animal Planet hero into a dark suicidal funk. “I believe Steve was at the end of his rope,” says the insider. “He was living under a cloud and had a premonition he was going to die soon. These dark thoughts began to…

LOVESTRUCK Prince Harry is being branded a “homewrecker” after cooking up a plot to woo gorgeous Suits beauty Meghan Markle away from her live-in lover — celebrity chef Cory Vitiello! The 32-year-old red-haired hunk fell for Meghan, 35, who plays intern Rachel on the hit USA network legal drama, the minute he met her last May in Toronto. “He became obsessed with her,” says a source. “He bombarded her with texts, begging her to go out with him — even though she was living with Cory. “Finally she gave in — and they’ve been secretly dating ever since, criss-crossing the Atlantic for steamy trysts.” In July, heartbroken Cory announced he and Meghan had broken up a few weeks before. “It looks like Harry’s a homewrecker,” says a royal insider. Meghan…

PROTECT your giblets at all costs — America’s wild turkeys are fed up and hellbent on evening the score! That’s the word from Davis, Calif., where 100 gonzo gobblers are prowling the streets and taking no prisoners! Fittingly, some of the foultempered fowl congregate in the local cemetery — it IS Thanksgiving season, after all. Meanwhile, more brazen birds are strutting their stuff on the streets — and letting people know who’s boss. Local police get constant calls for help. “Hi, um, I got a turkey here that just won’t let me leave,” one panicked male caller told the 911 dispatcher. “It just put me in a corner and I can’t exactly go anywhere.” The feathered gang’s redneck ringleader is known as Downtown Tom — and you don’t want to…