YOU CAN INFER a lot from a fish's common name. More often than not, morphology plays a key part in earning them their particular moniker. It may boil down to a physical characteristic, as with the longnose butterflyfish, Forcipiger flavissimus, scissortail sergeant, Abudefduf sexfasciatus, or the rostral protuberances of the unicornfish, Naso sp. It can be their resemblance to another creature, as with frogfish, Antennarius sp., or crocodilefish, Cymbacephalus beauforti. For others, like grunts, drums and croakers, their vocal capabilities mean it's very much a case of say what you hear.
With that in mind, it doesn't take much investigation to find out how soapfish got their name. Pick one up or stroke its skin and, just like rubbing a bar of soap, the fish begins to lather up. But,…