Table of contents for September 28, 2020 in Globe

THEY don’t call him super-duper BRADLEY COOPER for nothing! The 45-year-old hunk’s single-handedly taking care of both his elderly mother, GLORIA CAMPANO, and his toddler daughter, LEA, 3! “I’m with my daughter and my mother and my two dogs, and we have not left the house,” insists the A-list actor turned full-time caretaker. “My mother is going to be 80, and she has a colostomy bag, so I can’t let anybody in the house,” explains the A Star Is Born leading man. “And I can’t leave the house, because if she gets it, it’s over,” he says, referring to the COVID-19 virus. The responsible hands-on parent’s also foregoing a nanny and handling daddy duty like a pro. “We live in a little townhouse; thankfully there’s a backyard. I’m running a…

HOTEL dynasty heir-head Paris Hilton has little luck in love — she claims she was brutalized by five different boyfriends! “I was strangled, I was hit, I was grabbed aggressively,” says The Simple Life star. “They all seemed like such nice guys — and then the true colors would show.” The 39-year-old slammed the bad-boy former beaus as jealous control freaks and explains, “There would come a point where they would become physically, verbally and emotionally abusive. “Looking back, I can’t believe I let people treat me like that.”…

A DISPUTE over grass clippings ended with an off-duty cop shot to death! Naeem Sarosh, a community service officer for the Milwaukee Police Department, was at the home of next-door neighbor Mohammed Afzal, talking about clippings left on his property, according to a criminal complaint. Video footage shows Sarosh, 35, calmly chatting with Afzal, 65, at his front door, the complaint says. Suddenly, Afzal “raises a gun and extends the barrel past the open door and fires,” according to the report. Sarosh turned around to run away, and Afzal fired a second shot. He stood at his door for several seconds before turning back toward his home, police claim. Afzal allegedly admitted to investigators that he shot Sarosh. He’s been charged with first-degree reckless homicide.…

FEUDING Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are putting a cork in their money-spinning booze business — after the hunk took his new honey to visit the vineyard, sources say. While the Hollywood superstars rake in cash from the high-end Château Miraval wines fermented on their sprawling South of France estate, “Angie found it tacky and pathetic that he’d bring this new partner, who’s less than half his age, to a property they still coown,” dishes a source. “I’m sure it gave her an extra reason to wash her hands of the place.” Since their 2016 split, the 56-year-old Troy hunk has quit the sauce to help in his custody battle for their six kids. He now feels cashing in on vino no longer fits with his sober lifestyle, despite bringing…

WOUNDED and enraged, a vengeful elk in Oregon fatally gored the bow hunter who attempted to kill it the evening before, authorities say! Mark David, 66, was scoping for game on a private island in Tillamook County, armed with a bow and arrows. According to Oregon State Police, the big shot eventually landed an arrow on a large bull elk — but was unable to locate the bleeding beast before nightfall. The next day the archer and the landowner started the hunt anew and found the injured critter — and David reportedly let loose another dart. But before he could land a fatal shot cops say the furious animal charged at his tormentor and gored him in the neck with its massive antlers! “The landowner attempted to help David, but…

BUSTY Baywatch pinup Pamela Anderson has bounced from her bizarre and disastrous 12-day marriage to movie mogul Jon Peters and into the burly arms of her 40-something bodyguard, Dan Hayhurst, stunned sources dish. The Barb Wire beauty, 53, and the hunk are holed up in her Vancouver, Canada, compound, according to pals who say he is “a serious love interest.” In addition to Peters, Pamela has been previously married to rocker Tommy Lee, producer Rick Salomon and musician Kid Rock, but Dan “knows how to handle her,” blabs a pal. “They’re never out of each other’s sight.” Since Anderson split with Peters in February, friends say the new lovebirds have shacked up at “chic hotels” and are the “pandemic’s sexiest tryst!”…

MOM-TO-BE Chrissy Teigen has revealed she’s using Botox to ease “pregnancy headaches!” The 34-year-old model is expecting her third child with hubby John Legend and says the wrinkle-busting treatment was “cleared” by a doctor! “I get really bad pregnancy headaches,” Chrissy writes on Twitter, adding she’s “thrilled to be cleared to do neck muscle Botox along with a crazy combo of beta blocker shots and radio wave frequency something something doctor terms. Anyhow man it’s just so bad but I see the light finally.” When fans quizzed her, Chrissy tweeted she consults a neurologist, adding it’s “a lot better and safer because they talk to your OB.” She also writes, “Jaw Botox for my grinding was a MUST for my regular headaches … Life changing.” I decided as long as…

TV COP Kevin Dobson took a deep regret to the grave – he never got the chance to say goodbye to the man who made his career, his pal and Kojak co-star Telly Savalas! After appearing on the cop show, Dobson, who died of a heart attack at 77 in Stockton, Calif., on Sept. 6, went on to star on the hit primetime soap Knots Landing for 11 seasons, but Savalas had launched his career years earlier. “Kevin said, ‘I never got the chance to tell him what he meant to me. If it wasn’t for Telly, I would never have had the career I did!’” says a pal. When the Kojak died at 72 after battling bladder and prostate cancer at his residence in the Sheraton Universal Hotel in…

Blurred Lines singer ROBIN THICKE, 43, and fiancée APRIL LOVE GEARY, 25, are expecting another child — their third in just three years! The tot will join sisters MIA, 2, and LOLA, 1, and the singer’s son, JULIAN, 10, who he shares with his ex-wife, actress PAULA PATTON. KATHIE LEE GIFFORD’s son, CODY, 30, tied the knot with his longtime girlfriend, ERIKA BROWN. Mom’s delighted. Shape of You singer ED SHEERAN, 29, and wife CHERRY SEABORN, 28, had their first bundle of joy, daughter LYRA. It’s a secret no more — there’s reportedly a “serious” romance brewing between The Daily Show star TREVOR NOAH, 36, and MINKA KELLY, 40. Apparently, the Comedy Central host’s been covertly cavorting with the Friday Night Lights beauty for months. Claws star NIECY NASH, 50,…

FUNNYLADY Carol Burnett has been named temporary guardian of her teenage grandson — after claiming his mom was a suicidal druggie, L.A. court records reveal. The comedy legend, 87, and third hubby Brian Miller were tapped to care for 14-year-old Dylan through Jan. 8, 2021. As GLOBE previously reported, concerned grandma Carol had argued in legal documents her troubled daughter Erin Hamilton, 52, “recently threatened to take her own life and has been in and out of rehab eight times.”…

IN A groundbreaking discovery, an Australian study has found honeybee venom contains a chemical that kills breast cancer cells in minutes! The venom not only eradicates multiple types of breast cancer, including the hard to treat triple-negative variety, but it also breaks up cancerous cells’ ability to reproduce. The key is a compound in the venom called melittin that helps stop the disease with amazing speed. “The venom is extremely potent,” Dr. Ciara Duffy of the Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research says in a press release. “We found melittin can completely destroy cancer cell membranes within 60 minutes.” Melittin combined with the chemo drug docetaxel was “extremely efficient” in reducing tumor growth in mice, she notes, but more research is necessary to determine the dosage for humans.…

ROCK wildman Ozzy Osbourne bit off the head of a bat onstage — and offstage he nearly choked wife Sharon to death with his bare hands while cool as a cucumber. Back in 1989, Sharon was reading at home when her drugged-up hubby waltzed in “very calm” and declared, “We’ve come to a decision that you’ve got to die.” Sharon recalls Ozzy leaped and began strangling her. She felt for the “panic button” and passed out. When she came to, cops were there. Ozzy, who now takes antidepressants and has Parkinson’s, recalls he felt the “calmest I had ever felt.” He woke in an English jail puzzled, charged with attempted murder. But the judge sent him for six months of treatment instead of prison. Life is like a prism. What…

A LOST prosthetic leg has been returned to its owner — after a diver went out on a limb to find it in a California river! Karl Bly regularly finds phones and other devices in the American River, but says the missing gam was a first for him. “Once I got past the human-looking foot, I saw the mechanics and realized it was a prosthetic leg,” he told CBS Sacramento. After posting a photo on his American River Lost & Found Facebook page, Karl got a message from the leg’s owner, a man named Scott Anderson Sr. who said it would have cost $15,000 to replace it. “He came down right away to pick it up,” Karl says. “Very, very thankful. He just went on and on about how he…

BIPOLAR rapper Kanye West is getting a twisted kick out of the chaos he’s caused by baring Kardashian family secrets and publicly attacking his mother-in-law, Kris Jenner, insiders dish! “This type of attention-seeking enjoyment he gets by seeing how everyone reacts to his outrageous statements can only be blamed on Kanye’s disorder,” spills an insider. “But there’s also a scary part of him that seems to get off doing exactly what he shouldn’t — even though it’s unbearably stressful for his wife, Kim Kardashian, and his entire family.” During an appearance on Nick Cannon’s podcast, Cannon’s Class, released earlier this month, the 43-year-old hitmaker recounted when Kim, 39, was pregnant with their first child, North, now seven, and spouted off they were considering aborting the child. “It was my wife…

AMBER DEMANDS TO BE HEARD! HERE they go again! Seems like angry AMBER HEARD is determined to sink her vengeful pirate ex JOHNNY DEPP’s career for good! The Aquaman cutie is throwing a monkey wrench into his plans to stall their $50 million libel suit, scheduled to be heard in a Virginia court in January, so he can film Fantastic Beasts 3, spies dish. Team Amber told the judge Depp knew the trial date when he inked his deal in June and is trying to make the court “subservient” to his desires, sources say. In his suit, Depp accuses Heard of publicly branding him a wife beater, which he denies. He says SHE abused him during their turbulent marriage — which she also denies. Jeez! FRANKEL’S ALL ABOUT WRINKLES! BETHENNY…

BRUNETTE beauty Gal Gadot is reprising her role as DC Comics’ iconic Amazon in the upcoming Wonder Woman 1984. During her first decade in Hollywood, the 35-year-old racked up a résumé packed with big-screen blockbusters, including three flicks in the Fast and the Furious franchise and 2016’s Batman v Superman, which marked her first screen appearance as Wonder Woman. Here are ten things you don’t know about Gal. 1 Born in Israel in 1985, she was a standout on her high school basketball team. 2 At age 18, she won the title of Miss Israel 2004. 3 She competed in the 2004 Miss Universe pageant in Ecuador but didn’t make it into the top 15 finalists — by design. “I was afraid I might get picked … I showed up…

NAKED and terrified, cops say a 16-year-old boy ran through the streets of Pennsylvania begging for his life as he tried to escape a registered sex offender — and was killed in cold blood by the pistol-packing perv! Horrified Harrisburg residents reported seeing the teen — later identified as Kyan King — fleeing from an armed man in Harrisburg and one witness claims the boy told her he’d been raped! Neighbor Tracy Burton told Penn Live, “He was pleading for his life.” Upon hearing Kyan’s cries of “Help me!” Tracy said she called 911 and raced outside with other neighbors to come to his aid. But authorities allege when Kyan reached a dead end between two houses, the suspect fired multiple shots into his chest — killing him on the…

For the week of Sept. 28 – Oct. 4 ARIES March 21 - April 20 Oh drat! All those pesky chores you’ve been putting off need to get done … stat! Luckily, the full moon in your sign midweek brings an energy boost — and a good pal offers help! Later, listen up when someone suggests a change to your health habits; their ideas are invaluable! The number 8 is linked to love! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Forming a partnership while Venus and Saturn meet Monday could be good for you and your family, bringing the future security you’ve dreamed about! But midweek, take extra time to read the fine print when someone pushy tries hard to sell you something! Look for weekend fun with friends on a…

FORMER teen heartthrob Matt Dillon is finally set to surrender his bachelorhood at age 56, say sources — with plans to strut down the aisle with his longtime galpal! The still-single hunk, a teen idol in ’80s flicks like The Outsiders, Rumble Fish, My Bodyguard and The Flamingo Kid, has steered clear of the altar while dating Tin-seltown hotties like Brooke Shields, Melanie Griffith, Ellen Barkin, Heather Graham and Cameron Diaz. But the actor, who played a serial killer in the 2018 thriller The House That Jack Built, has finally decided to follow other longtime Hollywood bachelors who tied the knot late and walk down the aisle with leggy choreographer Roberta Mastromichele, his squeeze of six years. “Matt sees how guys like George Clooney married in their 50s and are…

SUN, sea and skin are all things that define Florida. But don’t add singing to that! Yes, it’s illegal, according to Sunshine State laws, to sing in public in your swimwear. Maybe that’s why Annette Funicello’s Beach Party movies were set in California! ARE you nearing the big 6-5? Well, you will have seen a lot of TV commercials — likely about 2 MILLION! With about 25 percent of TV broadcast time devoted to ads and an average of 2.8 hours of viewing a day, television-addicted Americans are bombarded with sales pitches. THE King still rules! Only the White House, with an average of 6,000 visitors a day, gets more tourists treading its floors than Elvis Presley’s mansion, Graceland. With about 700,000 visitors a year, the singer’s Memphis, Tenn., crib…