Table of contents for October 10, 2016 in Globe

LIONEL RICHIE can breathe easy: His daughtbreathe daughter SOFIA RICHIE and pop punk JUSTIN BIEBER have broken up! Celebrity chef ANTHONY BOURDAIN, 60, and mixed martial artist wife OTTAVIA BUSIA, 38, have separated after nine years together. New couple alert! Ex-American Idol host RYAN SEACREST and Victoria’s Secret model ADRIANA LIMA are dating. Comedian WILL ARNETT has moved on to interior designer ELIZABETH LAW just weeks after finalizing his divorce from Parks and Recreation fan fave AMY POEHLER. Comedian ROB SCHNEIDER and his wife, PATRICIA, welcomed daughter MADELINE ROBBIE SCHNEIDER on Sept. 14. Playwright EDWARD ALBEE, who penned Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, died on Sept. 16 in Montauk, N.Y. He was 88. CHARMIAN CARR, best known for playing Liesl in The Sound of Music, died on Sept. 17 at…

DUKES OF HAZZARD legend John Schneider’s Louisiana home and movie studio got wiped out by a recent flood — and now he’s been CLEANED OUT by his estranged wife! The 56-year-old, who played Bo Hazzard in the iconic ‘80s TV series, was ordered to pay wife of 22 years Elly $18,911 a month in support just weeks after raging water swept through his 58-acre film studio! Shockingly, John, who says running his business “takes everything that I make,” got off easy on his new monthly bill: Elly wanted $31,000! ›› Life’s tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid. — John Wayne SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth?…

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ACTRESS Mia Farrow is reeling from the shocking suicide of 27-year-old son Thaddeus — who melted her heart 22 years ago when he was a crippled tiny beggar in India. Thaddeus died in Danbury Hospital about two hours after he was discovered in his car with a “suicide gunshot wound” along a road near Roxbury on Sept. 21, say lawmen. There was “no criminal aspect” to the death, caused by a massive chest wound. “We’re devastated by the loss of Thaddeus, our beloved son and brother,” Mia told her fans. “He was a wonderful, courageous person who overcame so much hardship in his short life. We miss him.” Shockingly, Thaddeus is the third child star-crossed Mia will bury. The Rosemary’s Baby actress, 71, raised 10 adopted children along with four…

GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE SPOILED actress Gwyneth Paltrow hawks $15,000 gold-plated sex toys and $65 Moon Juice health drinks on her website goop.com, but she should sell brain transplants — because she needs one! Pretentious Paltrow gave an interview a few days ago to equally irritating HBO troll Lena Dunham and it’s clear she has no clue — about anything! The dumbass even admits her little startup was boosted into the big leagues by accident! She just happened to bump into investors at Rupert Murdoch’s daughter’s “house in London for some garden party, with all these world leaders and s--- there, and this woman came up to me and she said, ‘I really love Goop.’” Yeah, that’s how ALL little companies grow! Maybe Rupert’s daughter will invite us over, too!…

SCIENTOLOGY poster boy Tom Cruise is pulling out all the stops to lure superstar Mariah Carey and her billionaire hubby-to-be James Packer into his weird space cult! “After all the recent high profile celebrity defections, landing Mariah and James would be a major coup,” says a show biz insider. “But it ain’t gonna happen. Tom’s been barking up that tree for years without any sort of success.” The cult’s bigwigs targeted Australian Packer, one of the world’s most influential businessmen, before he even met Mariah. Their sinister scheme is exposed in the newly released book, Fair Game: The Incredible Untold Story of Scientology in Australia. Author Steve Cannane charges Packer was labeled a “top priority” by church kingpins and underwent “auditing from top Scientology personnel.” Cruise’s even let the fatcat…

DALLAS has literally gone to the dogs — and terrified Texans are hiding behind locked doors as packs of killer canines prowl the streets! Literally, no one is safe from the hell hounds that ripped apart helpless Antoinette Brown while neighbors listened to her screams — but were too afraid to confront the snarling, savage beasts that rule the streets. “She’s out there begging for somebody to help her,” frightened neighbor Jackie Humphrey told a 911 dispatcher. “She’s moaning and groaning: ‘Somebody help me! Help me!’ but I’m scared to go outside.” Nearly 20 minutes later, ANOTHER 911 call came from a man named Kenneth who told police Antoinette was STILL being attacked by at least four demon dogs. “She’s in the field laying down, calling for help. I can’t…

JASON LEE FLEES SCIENTOLOGY! The Church of Scientology has lost another one! Former My Name Is Earl funny guy JASON LEE, who just moved to Denton, Texas, reveals he no longer belongs to the celebrity-crazed cult. He also shot down talk his family moved to town to open a local headquarters for the religion fronted by TOM CRUISE, saying,“Being that we don’t practice Scientology, we have no plans to open a Scientology center!” CHRIS PRATT MISSES HIS FAT Magnificent Seven star CHRIS PRATT has turned into an action hero hunk after big-screen hits like Jurassic World and Guardians of the Galaxy, but he says he and wife ANNA FARIS both miss the tubby comedian he used to be on NBC’s Parks and Recreation! “She likes to cook and I don’t…

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! O.J. SIMPSON prosecutor Christopher Darden just came clean about his romance with his co-counsel Marcia Clark — but GLOBE readers have known about it for a long, long time! Darden finally confessed to Entertainment Tonight that “we were more than friends … we were inseparable” when they lost their bid to put O.J. behind bars for the murders of his ex Nicole and her friend Ronald Goldman during the “Trial of the Century.” But that’s no secret to GLOBE! In our July 25, 1995 issue, during the trial, we revealed their romance. The pair denied it then, but now Chris is coming clean and telling what GLOBE readers have known for 21 years!…

LEATHER-clad beauty Kate Beckinsale is kicking butt in two movies this fall — Underworld: Blood Wars and The Disappointments Room. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about Kate! 1 Her parents, Richard Beckinsale and Judy Loe, were both British TV actors. 2 Kate made her television debut at age 4, on an episode of This is Your Life devoted to her dad! 3 She battled anorexia at 15. “Had I been older when I had a breakdown, I think I would have been an alcoholic,” she says. 4 Her film debut was as Hero in 1993’s Much Ado About Nothing. 5 She fell for Masters of Sex star Michael Sheen — dad to her daughter Lily, 17 — when they co-starred in the play The Seagull in 1995. 6…

A DEMONIC pastor is rushing at full speed along the Highway to Hell after being arrested for trying to seduce an innocent, little boy, cops say. Methodist Rev. David Hoppenjan, 52, who once specialized in spreading the Gospel to kids, was busted for wanting to have oral sex with a 14-yearold boy, according to police. Horndog Hoppenjan, married with two sons of his own, was caught after falling into an internet sex trap set by an undercover cop posing as a curious kid. Police say he drove more than 30 miles to two locations in Pensacola, Fla. to meet the boy. The pervy preacher knew his intended victim was just a child, cops charge. In an email, the undercover lawmen told the pastor: “So I know you know I’m young…

SUICIDAL funnyman Louie Anderson paid a staggering $100,000 to a blackmailer — to keep the truth about his sex life under wraps! The 63-year-old, who won an Emmy for his wacky role as the MOTHER of grown twins on FX’s Baskets, caved in to the demands of extortionist Richard Gordon, who threatened to reveal the massive star tried to hire him as a gay sex toy. “Now that you are working with kids makes it even worse,” Gordon wrote in a 1997 blackmail note. While Louie denies Gordon’s gay-sex claim, he still paid the creep $100,000 in hush money over three years. But when the Mesa, Ariz., crook demanded another $250,000, Louie balked and went to the FBI. Agents taped their secret meetings and busted Gordon, who was sentenced to…

DESPERATE to rescue her sinking marriage to country hunk Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman got knocked up at age 49 — when most gals are becoming grannies, say stunned sources. Pals of the pair say the couple has been on the rocks for a while — and that Nicole hopes it will save their 10-year union! “They’ve drifted apart in so many ways,” says a Nicole pal, adding the actress “wants to climb above the issues she and Keith have faced and really solidify their family.” Insiders say the couple — who have daughters Sunday, 8, and Faith, 5 — cooked up their third child during their 10th wedding anniversary in late June. The pregnancy also explains why Nicole cancelled her trip to the Rio Olympics in August. She was terrified…

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YOU’VE heard of dog walkers – well meet Chuck McCarthy – the people walker! A struggling actor in L.A., the thirtysomething is making ends meet by walking humans, charging $7 per mile. The idea sounds wacky, but Chuck’s advertising flyers on lamp posts explain why people would hire someone to walk with them instead of trekking alone. “Need motivation to walk?” say the ads. “Scared to walk alone at night? Don’t like walking alone at all? Don’t want people to see you walking alone and just assume you have no friends?” Chuck, who wears a T-shirt saying “People Walker,” says his fledgling business is taking off! “I’ve been doing walks almost every single day for the past week and I’m getting repeat clients, which is what I want,” he notes.…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE COUNTRY charmer Blake Shelton’s plans for a Las Vegas wedding and a test-tube baby with Gwen Stefani has hit a big snag — at least for now! The bad boy had a secret rendezvous with ex-wife Miranda Lambert and poured out his heart about how much he missed her, friends say. The 40-year-old mentor from NBC’s hit talent competition The Voice got cozy with his ex during a Nashville gala while Gwen, 46, was thousands of miles away in L.A. Miranda’s boyfriend, Anderson East, was nowhere to be seen either, insiders say. When Gwen finds out, she’ll got nuts, says a friend. “Gwen has always been insecure and jealous over Blake’s womanizing ways, but she’s going to be crushed when she learns he and Miranda are getting chummy…

TV BIGMOUTH BILL O’REILLY is desperate to cover up the dirty details of his divorce to maintain his increasingly slippery grip on his status as the face of FOX News! As his network was rocked by sexual harassment scandals, the 67-year-old O’Reilly Factor host persuaded a judge to seal details of the $10 million lawsuit he filed against ex-wife Maureen McPhilmy when she won custody of their kids earlier this year, insiders tell GLOBE. And Bill’s blood is boiling! “Bill doesn’t like to lose,” a source close to the newsman says. “He’s gonna try to take Maureen to the woodshed.” Furious Maureen dumped him for New York police detective Jeffrey Gross, and the millionaire wants to bury anything from their six-year divorce and custody battle that makes him look bad,…

LESS than a year after her shocking divorce, Kaley Cuoco is in LOVE — and she’s past the hush-hush stage of the relationship! GLOBE reported in our July 22 issue that the Big Bang Theory bombshell was saddling up with equestrian Karl Cook — and now she’s confirmed it! “I finally found my horse guy,” says animal-loving Kaley. And Karl, 25, has whipped up Kaley’s passion for the future, helping the star overcome her doubts about ever loving again after her busted marriage to Ryan Sweeting. “I might have said things like, ‘I’m never going to love again. I’m never going to get married again,’” admits Kaley, 30. “I’m just glad that I got through it,” she says now. “I couldn’t be happier. It’s like I saw the light somehow.”…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 When someone wants money or time, make them earn it, Ram! Jumping into a new situation could backfire when it becomes much more involved than you’ve been told. Get all the details, in writing! Hit small boutiques or shop online for weekend fashion finds and inexpensive home décor items! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Searching for all the answers only leads to more questions while the sun is in Libra. Set your problem aside for a few days and stay away from negative people! Find cheerful pals — smiling takes years off your age! A sudden urge to take a gamble Saturday pays off with cash or a contest win! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 It seems your romantic drought has come…

WOMEN SEEKING MEN ♥♥♥♥ USA 016-066 Attractive, outgoing, young-at-heart SWF, 60, 5’8”, 145 lbs., blonde hair, green eyes, voluptuous build. College educated, good morals, honest, and sincere. Nonsmoker, social drinker. Loves animals, the country, lakes, mountains, camping and fishing. Also likes art, music, movies, flea markets, dining out and gardening. Loves adventure, romance and travel. ISO attractive, easy-going country boy, 55-70, who is affectionate, caring, honest and sincere with good sense of humor for LTR. Seeking best friend, enjoyable companion, life mate. Photo, phone. CA. 016-067 Arrived in California in 1993, now 71 years old, divorced and retired. Looking for someone to love me, care for me. Must be honest, sincere, loving, faithful, and will to be my forever love. Ages 72 to 75, healthy and strong. Willing to see…

SHOCKING DISCHARGES AT GH! HOT on the heels of the news that Tyler Christopher won’t be returning to the role of Nikolas and Teresa Castillo is wrapping up her four-year stint as Sabrina, General Hospital will lose Bryan Craig (Morgan), who has confirmed he has elected to leave the show. “It’s been an amazing journey, but I feel like the time is right for me to say goodbye to General Hospital and Morgan Corinthos,” says the actor, who joined GH in 2013 as Sonny and Carly’s hotheaded son and took home the Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Younger Actor earlier this year. “This was not an easy decision.” SURVIVING ACTOR TAKES ‘ME’ APPROACH CHAD Duell (Michael, GH) is REALLY focused on his art! Just ask about his reaction to discovering his…

The 1960 Vegas heist classic Ocean’s 11 was shot at Sands Hotel, but its stars — Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Peter Lawford and Joey Bishop, who called themselves the Rat Pack — had been at the scene of the crime dozens of times, ruling the stage at the hotel’s famous Copa Room. This 1962 snap finds the hard-partying pals looking like they owned the place, and they sort of did — famously pressuring owners to allow black patrons and hire black staff. After Sinatra enemy Howard Hughes purchased the hotel, the Rat Pack residency was in trouble. Eventually Ol’ Blue Eyes, feeling slighted Hughes pulled his perks, took his voice, bets and buddies to other venues.…