Globe January 28, 2019

THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! PUTTING ON THE BLITZ Boozy BRUCE WILLIS stumbles down some steps following a wild night at a London club FUR-GET ABOUT IT! Reality star LISA VANDERPUMP is dressed to the nines in the Big Apple — and so is her posh pup! SWISS MESS The honeymoon’s over for Nick Jonas’ bride PRIYANKA CHOPRA, who’s stuffing her face in Switzerland MAN ON THE RUN Soggy singer PAUL McCARTNEY makes waves in the Caribbean as the former Beatle hits the beach BOWLED OVER Star Wars legend HARRISON FORD (left) seems over the moon as he chats with The Big Lebowski’s JEFF BRIDGES BAG LADY Frumpy ELLEN POMPEO is a sorry sight as the Grey’s Anatomy actress shops in L.A.…

TALK show titan Rush Limbaugh played a big role in shutting down the federal government by ranting illegal immigration is destroying American values — yet his private life is full of shameful secrets including dirty divorces, drug addiction, arrests and charges of racism! Now, an extensive GLOBE investigation rips the lid off the shocking skeletons in the 68-year-old media mogul’s closet and exposes how the most powerful man in politics helped shutter the U.S. government by calling on Republicans — including President Donald Trump — to play hardball until Democrats agreed to fund construction of a $5 billion wall along the Mexican border. Conservative crusader helped shut government to build Mexican wall Just days before the government closed in December, furious Limbaugh raged on his radio show — which reaches…

SPICE gal Mel B reveals she plunged into an affair with a homeless, hairy beach bum until his “disgusting” toilet habits revolted her. She hooked up with Nalu, a lean, dark-haired dude with “hypnotic” green eyes, after seeing him scurry up a palm tree to get a coconut for breakfast while she was vacationing in Hawaii. “I ended up going off with Nalu for nights on end,” recalls the America’s Got Talent judge. After nights of passion in his car, she called off the fling after seeing him poop on the beach and washing off in the ocean.…

PRINCE Harry’s domineering wife, Meghan, has turned him into a laughingstock! The 34-year-old former royal rebel and Afghan war combat veteran was brutally mocked after the pregnant Duchess of Sussex banned him from smoking, drinking alcohol and caffeine — and pushed him into yoga! “Poor henpecked Harry!” a royal insider sneers. “To think he was once a soldier. She has neutered him!” “Harry has become such a wuss,” another courtier told GLOBE. “She controls him SO much!” The red-haired prince’s surprising new behavior has sparked crisis talks among senior royals, who are calling Meghan, 37, the new Wallis Simpson. Now they’re bracing for another U.S.-United Kingdom sex scandal! “Wallis was a divorced vixen who used sex to seduce King Edward VIII, causing him to abdicate the throne in 1936, changing…

DIVA Duchess Meghan will stop at nothing to protect her royal assets — and has had her estranged half sister officially declared a public menace! Acid-tongued Samantha Markle — whose antics have heaped embarrassment and scandal on the royals — has been placed on Scotland Yard’s “fixated persons list” because she poses a “reputational risk” to the royal family. “Samantha has already made public scenes and created headlines with her actions,” an insider says. “Meghan convinced her husband, Harry, to pull strings — and have her sister declared a danger!” Samantha, 53, who admits she’s writing a memoir, The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister, publicly accused Meghan, 37, of abandoning her “loving” family by not inviting them to attend the royal wedding last May. She also attacked the new Duchess…

MUSHROOM lover Prince Philip has become the first person in Britain to grow a sizable crop of rare “black diamond” truffles — after 12 years of trying to cultivate the $2,000-a-kilo fungus prized by foodies! Queen Elizabeth’s 97-year-old husband — who retired from public life in 2017 — could make a king’s ransom by selling the organically grown Perigord Noir truffles. But insiders say the delicacies are delivered straight to royal kitchens!…