Globe Mar-28-16

THIN PINS DOLLY PARTON’s gams are looking scary skinny underneath her outfit of many (MANY) colors. J-LAWD HAVE MERCY! “Catching Fire,” catching rays, catching fish, catching our eye ... is there anything JENNIFER LAWRENCE can’t do? THE BRUSH OFF ADAM SANDLER’s dentist must appreciate his public commitment to oral hygiene. We at GLOBE just think it’s weird. BAGUETTE AND TAG IT A mopeylooking STEVE CARELL may not have the dough for a shave, but at least he has a giant loaf of bread! SNOT A BIG DEAL Looks like KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN needed a snack after leaving the gym. Most people just stop off for a smoothie! WHERE DID OUR LOOKS GO? Former Supremes fashion diva DIANA ROSS seems to have lost her oncegolden touch! Yikes!…

“PAWN Stars” favorite Austin “Chumlee” Russell needs to check into rehab fast, say pals, after accusations of sexual assault led to his shocking bust on drug and weapons charges. “Everyone’s surprised by Chumlee’s arrest for drug possession — but they realize this could be just the tip of the iceberg!” a source tells GLOBE. “His life could be in danger. He needs to get himself into rehab — and right now!” Acting on a sexual assault complaint by a woman whose identity was not disclosed, Las Vegas cops raided the chunky 33-year-old History Channel star’s home with a search warrant on March 9. Police say they discovered methamphetamine, marijuana and firearms, which Chumlee is prohibited from owning. He was charged with possession of drugs and weapons, but the sexual assault…

CRAZED cougar Sally Field is out to catch a much younger married man, sources say — and it’s breaking Burt Reynold’s heart! The 69-year-old brunette beauty, who recently turned up her nose at Burt’s desperate pleas to win her back, has gotten too close for comfort to Max Greenfield, her 35-year-old co-star in the new film “Hello, My Name is Doris,” insiders dish to GLOBE. The pair shocked fans on a recent appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show, when she leaped on Max, straddled him — and made out with him! “The duo really went for it,” says a source. Incredibly, the film revolves around mousy, 60-something Doris Miller, played by Sally, who blooms when she falls for the much younger man John Fremont, played by Max. Sally says she…

Hudson pumped FULL OF FILLERS after becoming obsessed with her body – DOC SAYS SCREEN siren Kate Hudson’s relentless obsession with shaping the perfect body is destroying her once-gorgeous face, a top plastic surgeon says! While the 36-year-old fitness fanatic’s endless dieting and workouts have toned her body to the max, her face paid the price, becoming drawn and gaunt. To make up for it, she’s pumped her face with cosmetic fixes and bloated it, says noted New Jersey cosmetic surgeon Dr. Lyle Black. “Her body looks better than ever,” says the nip/tuck guru, who’s seen shocking photos of Goldie Hawn’s daughter, but never treated her. “But she’s radically altered her face in the process! “It looks like it’s inflated! She has what I call ‘Tour de France Face,’ like…

DYING Queen Elizabeth has shockingly confessed she was WRONG about Princess Diana! In a stunning about-face that’s rocked the Royal Family, Her Majesty tearfully admitted, “I wish I could beg her for forgiveness.” More than 25 years after palace insiders accused the Princess of being mentally unstable and destroying her marriage to Prince Charles, the Queen told a confidante, “We have a lot to thank Diana for. “If it wasn’t for her, there would be no future for us. She gave us William and Harry. Diana saved the monarchy!” That sentiment has hardened Elizabeth’s resolve to exile Prince Charles’ second wife and former mistress, Camilla, 68, once and for all. She vows to give the crown to Prince William, 33, and his beautiful wife, Kate, 34, says an insider. “Her…

BEAR-ATTACK survivor Allena Hansen thinks the Oscarwinning movie “The Revenant” is a joke after watching the supposedly vicious mauling Leonardo DiCaprio’s character endures. The California woman, who fought off a bloodthirsty black bear in 2008 by jabbing her thumbnails into its eyes, says the film’s controversial scene is completely unrealistic. “Bears that big don’t drop dead from three stab wounds to the shoulder with a Bowie knife,” says Hansen. “It struck me as fake.” She should know. A 150-pound beast attacked as she walked her dogs in woods near her ranch. The raging bear forced her to the ground, biting her face and spitting out her teeth! The animal’s jaws closing on her skull “sounded like when I bite into a stalk of celery,” says Allena, now 64. The 5-foot-tall…