I RECENTLY heard a story about a man, one of questionable morals, who found himself before the pearly gates.
āHave you ever done anything of particular merit,ā the attending angel asked as he scanned through the records for the manās name.
āWell, I can think of one thing ā¦ā the man offered.
āOnce I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldnāt listen.
āSo I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, āLeave her alone now or youāll answer to me!ā ā
The angel looked up from the records, āThatāsā¦