TO PARAPHRASE SCOMO, how good is it to be an Aussie? We’re such a top bunch of inclusive champions, and jeez, don’t we love our laid-back lifestyle? Go Sharks…
This is a lame caricature of Australians, and, I’d contest, a mostly inaccurate one. Laid back? Most Aussies would agree, when really pressed on the subject, that we’re one of the most heavily regulated societies in the Western world. Want to share a glass of champagne on New Years Eve at a Sydney Harbourside vantage point? No chance, you’re in an alcohol-free zone; tip it out or be ejected. Walking your dog on a beach at dawn? Here’s a $360 fine. Your speed drifted up to 111km/h on a straight, deserted country road on a long weekend? That’s half your licence…
