It’s a grey, drizzly Friday and we’re sitting in the clubhouse of Priory Hill and Nutts Farm caravan site where you can get a cider/slush puppy on tap, two home-cooked meals for £20, and swap your prize tickets for a pirate rubber duck or a Styrofoam aeroplane.
Just as we’re eyeing up the Biscoff sundae, Danny Dyer bounds over and greets us with a hug. ‘Alright, baby’, he exclaims, beaming behind his impressive ’tache. ‘Fred-Fred’s running a caravan site!’
The 48-year-old actor is, of course, referencing Freddie Jones, the beloved entrepreneur who captured our hearts in Disney’s adaptation of Jilly Cooper’s bonkbuster Rivals. But his latest TV show, The Dyers’ Caravan Park, is a far cry from the glitz and glamour of Cooper’s Rutshire.
Over six episodes, he and eldest…