Globe September 18, 2023

THAT’S A STRETCH Torn songbird NATALIE IMBRUGLIA is still living in the ’90s by sporting bike shorts beneath her babydoll dress THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! SERVING HIS PURPOSE Retired tennis bad boy JOHN McENROE can’t stop himself from causing a racket! BRIM REAPER Spooky singer ERYKAH BADU looks like one mad hatter with her humongous headgear TWIGGED OUT Skinny Sharknado star TARA REID needs to hook herself some grub — the bony blonde is downright skeletal! RAW DEAL How I Met Your Mother’s JASON SEGEL doesn’t even get a seat while sampling some sushi in Studio City FLASH IN THE PAN RHOBH’s ERIKA JAYNE lets it all hang out during her Las Vegas residency as the singer’s gaping bodysuit reveals a little too much skin…

FORMER flames Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson parted on a sournote split three decades ago and insiders tattle he’s still bitter after all these years. The 75-year-old former Cheers stud and the 67-year-old The View loudmouth’s 18-month affair starting in 1992 cost the actor his 16-year marriage to Cassandra Coates — and $30 million in divorce court. “Things ended really badly, and instead of taking the blame for stepping out on his wife, Ted blamed Whoopi,” squeals a source. “And to this day he can’t even stand hearing her name.” The Oscar-winning Ghost chatterbox, who has three failed marriages under her belt, admits “the loss of his friendship hurts a great deal. I’m friends with almost every man I’ve gone out with, except this man.” Sources snitch the talk show…

ATLANTA TV Housewife Kim Zolciak’s divorce is on again after her former football star hubby, Kroy Biermann, filed new papers following ferocious fights over money. The 37-year-old former Atlanta Falcons linebacker blindsided the 45-year-old blonde he’d wed in 2011 with the Aug. 24 filing — just weeks after they called off their split, first announced in May. Now a source dishes things have become “nasty” as the couple is being squeezed by the IRS over a $1.1 million unpaid tax bill and delinquent credit card debts. Says the insider, “Apparently, they’re on the other’s case about not paying various bills and blame each other for their serious financial mess, which includes Kim being sued for an unpaid $150,000 debt." Kroy is reportedly demanding full custody of their four young kids, child…

PRO dancers Derek Hough and Hayley Erbert hoofed their way to happiness on Dancing with the Stars and have now tied the knot in a fairy-tale ceremony! Hough, 38, now a judge on the TV competition, and his 28-year-old former dancing partner got hitched under towering redwoods in a Monterey, Calif., forest on Aug. 26. Hough called the setting “incredibly romantic, like a fairy tale.” The 160 guests included Hough’s hoofer sister, Julianne, dancers Mark Ballas and Jenna Johnson and DWTS co-host Alfonso Ribeiro. The lovers are honeymooning in Italy.…

HOTTIE Halle Berry is finally rid of estranged third husband Olivier Martinez eight years after the clashing couple first split! The long-delayed divorce wraps up “some unresolved issues on custody and child support” that have dogged the 57-year-old actors, sources say — with Oscar winner Halle reportedly having to fork over $8,000 a month to the Unfaithful Frenchman in a jointcustody arrangement. She’ll also have to shell out an additional 4.3 percent of any income she makes over $2 million. The sticking point since their split in 2015 after three years of marriage had to do with co-parenting now-nine-year-old son Maceo. Halle reportedly gets the kid Monday to Wednesday, while Olivier gets him Wednesday to Friday, with alternating weekends. Halle also shares daughter Nahla, 15, with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry.…

SOURPUSS Sarah Jessica Parker is spitting nails after being outfoxed and outshone by hated rival Kim Cattrall, according to insiders who say their long-simmering feud has boiled over! After walking out of the Sex and the City franchise, 67-year-old Canadian Kim returned to reprise her maneater Samantha Jones role in the second season of the reboot, And Just Like That, while refusing to shoot scenes with star and co-producer Parker. But Kim still banked a million bucks for her blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearance in the season finale — and won rave reviews stealing the spotlight from 58-year-old Sarah Jessica. Although reps insist there’s no truth to talk Sarah Jessica’s fuming, sources say Matthew Broderick’s wife is feeling like a dope along with her peeved co-stars Kristin Davis, 58, and Cynthia Nixon, 57.…