Innholdsfortegnelse for March 13, 2023 i Globe

ALL QUACKED UP Goofy GOLDIE HAWN’s frightful duck face doesn’t fit the bill! BIG GREEN MACHINE Well-rounded singer CEELO GREEN is large and in charge in Miami FATASH High School Musical’s ASHLEY TISDALE gets a failing grade — for graduating to a double chin! BUGGING OUT Perky pop star HARRY STYLES flashes some of his 50-plus tattoos onstage in London LOST LOVE Busted 9-1-1 bombshell JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT needs a glam squad to revive her looks! HAND JIVE Expressive BRENDAN FRASER shows he’s also fluent in body language as The Whale’s lardy leading man spouts off in L.A. THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

BLINDSIDED Priscilla Presley has been locked out of Graceland by her livid granddaughter Riley Keough in the latest salvo of an ugly family feud over a bizarre will by Elvis’ only child, Lisa Marie, insiders tell GLOBE. Priscilla’s ban from the moneymaking estate came after actress Riley, who inherited Lisa Marie’s estate along with two kid sisters, made a surprise visit to Memphis “to change the locks on the upstairs doors and archives in Graceland,” spills an insider. “Previously, Graceland archives director Angie Marchese, Priscilla and Lisa Marie had the only keys. So, Priscilla is now locked out — and she’s furious!” The incident follows a declaration of war by Elvis’ 77-year-old ex-wife, who challenged Lisa Marie’s will following her sudden death on Jan. 12. Priscilla is contesting a newly…

IT’S all about ME! As Hollywood mourns the death of RAQUEL WELCH, clueless celebs wasted no time paying their disrespects, shockingly sharing sexy thirst-trap snaps of themselves in skimpy cavegirl costumes — mimicking the late sex symbol — literally just hours after she passed at 82! Model EMILY RATAJKOWSKI, 31, apparently didn’t think twice and posted a 2018 pic flaunting a One Million Years B.C. bikini Halloween costume. AGT host HEIDI KLUM, 49, shared a thirsty “tribute,” posting a 2003 pic of herself in a skin-baring Stone Age getup. Real Housewives of New Jersey brainiac TERESA GIUDICE, 50, also jumped on the cringeworthy bandwagon, showcasing her own classless primeval look, shot for a magazine in 2016. “Growing up Raquel Welch was such a beautiful & iconic woman to me,” prattles…

SEX CREEP Prince Andrew is being evicted from a hunting lodge on the Windsor Castle grounds by older brother King Charles, who wants to exile the dirty Duke of York to the Middle East, where he’ll be out of the public eye and the monarchy’s hair, royal courtiers say. Desperate and cash-strapped Andrew, 63, is now in a total panic and whining he’ll be forced to live like a commoner — without hunts and posh shooting parties — if he continues to live in Britain, courtiers tell GLOBE. But Charles, 74, isn’t cutting his ego-crazed sibling any slack and intends to slash Andrew’s allowance from the Sovereign Grant this year. The annual grant — delivered every April — consists of tax monies given to support the royal family. The monarch…

A 300-YEAR-OLD mermaid mummy—revered in Japan for having miraculous powers of healing and immortality — has been exposed as a FAKE! Housed in a temple that attracted thousands of visitors a year desperately praying for youth and healing, the shriveled relic was claimed to be a living sea creature caught off the Japanese island of Shikoku in the Pacific Ocean between 1736 and 1741. But high-tech computer tomography scans conducted by scientist Hiroshi Kinoshita on behalf of Okayama Folklore Society in Asakuchi reveal the mermaid is manmade from cloth, paper, cotton and fish parts. “Normally, you would think it was a combination of the lower body of a fish and the upper body of an ape,” says Kinoshita. “However, the survey results show the lower half of the body is…

ED drugs cut heart risks ✚ GUYS may get more than a boost in the bedroom from erectile dysfunction drugs, say researchers, who found the prescription pills lower the risk of heart disease in men by nearly 40 percent! University of Southern California scientists studied 70,000 males with an average age of 52, whose love lives had gone soft. They discovered dudes who took PDE5 inhibitors — sildenafil, vardenafil, tadalafil or avanafil — had better cardiovascular health and also saw their odds of early death drop by 25 percent! Quiz diagnoses autism ✚ A SIMPLE symptom questionnaire detected autism in children with up to 95 percent accuracy, and the tool may encourage parents to seek vital early treatment for affected kids, experts say. Researchers from John Carroll University developed the…

CRUEL Kremlin kingpin Vladimir Putin’s cronies keep dropping like flies — with two more suspicious deaths occurring within 48 hours — as U.S. officials declare Russia has lost its yearlong battle against Ukraine! High-ranking Russian defense official Marina Yankina, 58, is the latest to lose her life in a murder staged to look like a suicide. Sources squeal she was key in funding the warmongering weasel’s disastrous invasion. Government stooges claim Yankina intentionally took a swan dive from a 16th-story balcony in St. Petersburg. But intelligence sources say the story doesn’t fly as a slew of Putin’s former cronies have also perished in a similar fashion—including Ravil Maganov, boss of oil giant Lukoil, and sausage tycoon Pavel Antov! One day before Yankina’s death, Russian Interior Maj. Gen. Vladimir Makarov, 72,…

INSTEAD of being just a top chef, hottie Giada De Laurentiis split from Food Network for Amazon with a deal that’ll make her queen of lifestyle — and leave kitchen rivals like Rachael Ray and Sunny Anderson stewing, spies dish. The 52-year-old Italian-born vixen inked a seven-figure, multiyear pact with the streaming network to cook up and star in shows that go beyond the kitchen, making her an all-around guru like Martha Stewart with a brighter future — because she’s younger and sexier than the domestic diva, sources say. “Giada has set her sights well beyond the kitchen,” dishes a source. “Her deal calls for her to be ‘developing an exciting slate of projects of cooking and lifestyle content.’ “That means nothing is off the table — cooking, home products,…

KARDASHIAN momager Kris Jenner sparked engagement rumors by flashing a large diamond sparkler on THAT finger, but sources insist there’s no way she’ll ever wed boytoy beau Corey Gamble! The 67-year-old, who was married to O.J. Simpson Dream Team lawyer Robert Kardashian and Olympic sex-swapper Caitlyn Jenner, has no plans to tie the knot a third time, insists an insider. Kris “does not want to put anything on paper” regarding her relationship with the 42-year-old stud because she fears Corey could take her to the cleaners in a divorce, the source says. Now worth a cool $230 million, hot-to-trot Kris hooked up with the younger dude in 2015 and he’s become close to her family, according to spies, who say Jenner has made no secret of their sin-sational anytime, anywhere…

ACCUSED killer Alec Baldwin beat a possible five-year stint behind bars by the skin of his teeth when the key charge against him in the fatal Rust movie shooting was dropped because of a blunder by prosecutors. Red-faced Santa Fe, N.M., prosecutors withdrew “gun enhancement” charges against Baldwin and the movie’s armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed after the star’s lawyers pointed out the new, tougher version of the law wasn’t in effect when 42-year-old cameragal Halyna Hutchins was killed. “The prosecutors committed a basic legal error by charging Mr. Baldwin under a version of the firearm-enhancement statute that did not exist on the date of the accident,” says Baldwin’s New York lawyer Luke Nikas. Hutchins was killed when Baldwin’s six-shooter — loaded with a live round and not a blank — fired…

DUMPED by her basketball beau and unable to find love, lonely Kendall Jenner has turned to cosmetic fixes on her lips and nose to make herself hotter, sources tattle. The 27-year-old model and Kardashian clanster previously mocked sister Kylie, 25, for her obvious lip filler. But now a source says it’s “obvious” Kendall caved to the pillow-lip trend, too. “She was so high and mighty about it before and would always make fun of her sisters for getting work done,” says an insider. “But now it’s obvious she’s done something to her lips and her nose looks different too.” Sources blame the fixes on Kendall’s split with NBA star Devin Booker in November after two years of dating, adding she’s still struggling to get over the breakup. “She thought they…

ROCK king Elvis Presley became a prince in the sack after he learned how to wow gals with a sizzling sex trick, says his teacher, actress Cybill Shepherd. Now 73, the blonde was 22 and a beauty queen who’d just skyrocketed to fame in the flick The Last Picture Show when she met the 37-year-old rocker, who hailed from her Memphis hometown. Elvis asked to meet her and they soon hopped between the sheets, she writes in her memoir, Cybill Disobedience. “I went to Graceland and had some deep-fried banana sandwiches and the next night I went back.” She described Elvis as a hunk, who “looked and smelled great, was brilliant, funny [and] warm-hearted.” But he lacked oral skills so “I had to teach him how to do it. There are…

Just two weeks after waltzing down the aisle, MARC ANTHONY, 54, and bride No. 4, former Miss Universe runner-up NADIA FERREIRA, 23, spilled they’re expecting a stork visit. It’ll be the Paraguayan beauty queen’s first child, and the singer’s seventh! Breakfast Club star ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL, 54, and actress LUCIA OSKEROVA, 32, are expecting their first baby. Michael Anthony Hall II — as they’re planning to name the boy after Dad’s real name — is due this summer. Country star JON PARDI, 37, and wife SUMMER, 32, are fawning over their first baby, daughter PRESLEY FAWN. Crazy Rich Asians star CONSTANCE WU, 40, and rocker boyfriend RYAN KATTNER, 42, are awaiting a stork visit. The pair share a two-year-old daughter. Coda star DANIEL DURANT and his Dancing with the Stars partner…

HEROES’ Hayden Panettiere made the leap from young starlet to adult celebrity with her role as troubled country singer Juliette Barnes in Nashville. She’s also made headlines for going to rehab for booze and opioid addiction — and for her volatile relationship with former beau Brian Hickerson, who served time after being accused of punching her in the face! In addition to her TV work, the Palisades, N.Y., native, 33, also played tomboy Kirby Reed in Wes Craven’s Scream 4 — and she returns in Scream VI, the new installment of the slasher film franchise. Here are ten things you don’t know about the petite performer. 1 She’s the daughter of Lesley Vogel, who played Edy Lester on ABC’s Loving — and became a soap star herself with stints on…

NASCAR driver Ricky Stenhouse Jr. has finally beaten his Danica Patrick jinx by scoring a big win — this year’s Daytona 500 — only his third victory in 12 years on the circuit! The 35-year-old car-jockey — mainly known as racing femme fatale Patrick’s love from 2012 to 2017 — captured NASCAR’s Super Bowl by edging out Joey Logano in a double overtime race called one of the most exciting in Daytona’s history. “This was sweet for Ricky,” says a source, noting it was only Ricky’s third victory in a dozen years of racing the NASCAR Cup Series. “Up until this life-changing victory, he was known more for his romance with Danica than anything he was accomplishing on the track.” Diva Danica, now 40, raised a ruckus in 2012 when…

ANCHOR Julie Banderas’ estranged hubby was collared after the frightened FOX newser reported he’d held a steak knife to her throat during a squabble over mashed potatoes! Julie, 49, claims her “soon to be ex” husband, Andrew Sansone, 55, flew into a rage because she ate the starchy side dish he had prepared for the couple’s three kids. Sansone was charged with menacing and criminal possession of a weapon in the Dec. 14 incident. A judge issued a restraining order keeping him away from jittery Julie. As GLOBE readers know, Banderas gleefully announced she was giving the hothead the heave-ho during a stunning on-air exchange with Greg Gutfeld, in which she crowed: “F**k Valentine’s Day! I’m getting a divorce!”…

IF YOU need further proof Hollywood is downright weird, check out the latest obsession by self-styled celebrity health gurus Gwyneth Paltrow and Kourtney Kardashian — vaginas! Yes, you read that right. Hucksters Gwyneth and Kourtney are brazenly using intimate lady parts in a bizarre form of product prostitution. Gwyn’s peddling candles named This Smells Like My Vagina and This Smells Like My Orgasm on her Goop lifestyle website and Kourtney’s jumped on the bandwagon promoting Lemme Purr vaginal gummies, which she claims promote better health, smell and taste in places the sun don’t shine. “Give your vagina the sweet treat it deserves (and turn it into a sweet treat),” crows Kourtney. On her social media site, she boasts the chews are also healthy because they contain vitamin C and probiotics.…

BALLET director Marco Goecke was so freaked over a crappy review of his production In the Dutch Mountains he confronted critic Wiebke Huester in a German opera house foyer, smearing dog poop all over her face! He since apologized, but is under criminal investigation. ANTARCTICA is home to the world’s largest desert — a 5.5 million-square-mile wasteland nearly twice the size of the Sahara. VERMONT’S annual winter fishing tournament on frozen Lake Champlain was called off after three competitors — Wayne Alexander, 62, and brothers John Fleury, 71, and Wayne Fleury, 88 — plunged through the ice and drowned. Lawmen blame unseasonably warm weather. GUYS’ fingernails grow faster than gals’ — and four times quicker than toenails. But stress can impact the growth rate.…

TROUBLED marrieds Warren Beatty and Annette Bening are going to be busy doing different things in the months ahead, and friends believe the break is the trial separation their struggling relationship needs. Sources tattle the couple’s three-decade union hit gridlock over Beatty’s sex abuse lawsuit by a woman who claimed the now 85-year-old Bugsy star groomed and raped her when she was a teenager during his womanizing heyday in the ’70s. “It’ll do their marriage a world of good to get out of each other’s hair for a while,” spills an insider. “It’s been rough going for both of them and a trial separation seems like the best thing.” Kristina Hirsch, now 63, clobbered the Bonnie and Clyde stud with a lawsuit in November claiming Beatty, then 35, “used his…

RYAN SEACREST finally revealed he’s ditching his daytime gig on Live — and his “work wife” Kelly Ripa — but you read it here first! Weeks before Ryan, 48, announced he would be “transitioning” from the gabfest in the spring, tipsters told GLOBE the longtime American Idol emcee was eyeing the door because he was fed up with taking the back seat to the bossy blond chatterbox! “Ryan had it with being Kelly’s second banana,” a source shared. Insiders dish the media mogul, who joined the program in 2017 after charismatic Michael Strahan left for Good Morning America, could no longer deal with the picky diva’s micromanagement — and knew she was itching to replace him with her husband, Mark Consuelos! Sure enough, the show will be rebranded Live with…

GUYS WERE PAID TO KISS KEATON! DIANE KEATON, 77, quips she hasn’t dated in 15 years, but that doesn’t stop her from reminiscing about the good ol’ days of hot love scenes with “men paid to kiss me.” The Annie Hall Oscar winner even spliced together a mouthwatering montage, lip-locking with an impressive A-list of onscreen lovers including JACK NICHOLSON, KEANU REEVES, MICHAEL DOUGLAS and SAM SHEPARD — and shared the cheeky post online! “Hilarious,” quips her Something’s Gotta Give director NANCY MEYERS, 73, who directed Diane’s steamy on-camera smooches with Jack and Keanu, adding: “but as someone who was around for a few of those — those guys always wanted one more take.” DORFF MORPHS INTO LOONY SPACE CADET STEPHEN DORFF morphs into a character “like an Elon Musk with…

COWARDLY car thief Eduardo Armando Romero was on the run in Colorado when he shot and killed a K-9 cop, authorities charge. Heroic hound Graffit, 10, was murdered in the line of duty after charging into a wooded area in Golden to apprehend Romero, 29, who’s accused of swiping a 2015 white Jeep Wrangler, which also had stolen plates! According to an arrest affidavit, pothead Romero claimed he was “dazed and confused” when confronted by officers about the vehicle because he’d smoked a “blunt,” downed three 12-ounce margaritas and was in a “food coma.” The lawmen say the lowlife took off with a gun in hand — and attempted to hide because he knew a “cop dog” was hot on his tail! Romero insists he bought the Jeep in question and…