Innholdsfortegnelse for January 30, 2023 i Globe

REALITY CZECH Tennis legend MARTINA NAVRATILOVA serves a look skyward in Miami — days after revealing her dual diagnosis of throat and breast cancer SPRAY LA VIE Stranger Things’ DAVID HARBOUR gets spritzed with sunscreen in St. Barts by bikini-clad wife LILY ALLEN GO WITH THE FLO! MARLA GIBBS, who played mouthy maid Florence Johnston on The Jeffersons, seems shocked to get smooches from SHERYL LEE RALPH and NIECY NASH-BETTS SEAS THE DAY LUANN DE LESSEPS — former Real Housewives of New York rabble-rouser — still dares to bare her aging bod with a skimpy swimsuit in Mexico THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! THE GRIN REAPER Gleeful BILLY IDOL gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame — but the wrinkled Rebel Yell rocker looks like he’s near…

PORN legend Ron Jeremy is beating a slew of rape charges because his brain is being ravaged by dementia leaving him incompetent to stand trial. The bombshell revelation was dropped in an L.A. court where the 69-year-old star of more than 800 X-rated flicks like Terms of Endowment, 21 Hump Street and Debbie Does Dallas was accused of 30 sex attacks on 20 gals at parties, adult film conventions and movie sets. His trial was set for last year, when his lawyer Stuart Goldfarb told the court Jeremy couldn’t recognize him. Tests determined the stud’s brain was being turned into Swiss cheese and will only get worse. Prosecutor Paul Thompson notes doctors determined Jeremy is not faking — and is beyond all help.…

Full House child star turned fashion mogul ASHLEY OLSEN, 36, tied the knot with artist LOUIS EISNER, 34, after dating five years. They wed in a secret Bel-Air ceremony. Six years into the relationship, songbird SARA BAREILLES, 43, finally got engaged to boyfriend, actor JOE TIPPETT, 40. “Yes to marrying this man. It’s an easy, earned, relaxed YES,” gushes the Love Song singer. Good Morning America host ROBIN ROBERTS, 62, and her girlfriend of 18 years, AMBER LAIGN, 48, are finally planning a wedding. The pair started dating in 2005, but Robin didn’t come out until 2013. Green Bay Packers quarterback AARON RODGERS’ passes have been intercepted by MALLORY EDENS, 26, whose daddy went partners with the football stud, 39, to buy the Milwaukee Bucks basketball franchise. ALEC BALDWIN, 64, and ex-wife…

RAPPER Tommie Lee is accusing former American Idol judge Paula Abdul of stealing her idea and design for smart audio glasses — and passing the product off as her own! Paula, 60, unveiled her new IdolEyes eyewear — $199 unisex glasses that play music via Bluetooth through the stems and enable the making and taking of phone calls — but Atlanta-based Tommie, 38, says she owns the patent and is “livid” over the Forever Your Girl singer’s marketing move! Paula hasn’t fired back.…

FIXER Rick Singer — the mastermind behind the college admission scandal that put hoity-toity Hollywood moms Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin behind bars — was sentenced to three and a half years in prison! According to authorities, the greedy ringleader pocketed as much as $500,000 apiece from rich bozos who thought they could buy their kids spots at top schools. He helped falsify college applications and bribed university employees! Singer, 62, pleaded guilty in 2019 to racketeering conspiracy and money laundering conspiracy. Despite the crook agreeing to help lawmen with the investigation into the scam, dubbed Operation Varsity Blues by the FBI, prosecutors told the sentencing judge Singer was a reluctant cooperator who destroyed evidence — and even tipped off six of his well-heeled clients! Desperate Housewives’ Huffman, 60, served 11…

HEARTLESS TV Housewife Jen Shah tearfully apologized to a judge who sentenced her to six and a half years in stir for tricking senior citizens out of their dough! Prosecutors successfully argued Jen, 49 — who pleaded guilty to one count of wire fraud — “laughed” at her elderly victims as she milked them in an elaborate telemarketing fraud between 2012 and 2021. In a statement, the disgraced reality star said: “Long-standing untreated mental issues caused me to create my own fractured reality.”…

PALS are predicting Khloé Kardashian will get back with baby daddy Tristan Thompson after rushing to comfort the NBA hoopster following the sudden death of his mother, Andrea. The 38-year-old provided a shoulder to lean on by private-jetting to Toronto to be with the grieving 31-year-old Canadian-born hoopster, who fathered her four-year-old daughter, True, and a six-month-old son, born via surrogate, whose name is being kept under wraps. The touching scene has fueled buzz she’s looking for a reunion with her ex. “Khloé insists they’re just co-parents and very close friends,” spills an insider. “But even before this tragedy happened there was a lot of talk about her inching closer to a reunion with Tristan.” As GLOBE reported, Khloé was devastated when Tristan fathered a son with Maralee Nichols a year…

BLUE Bloods star Tom Selleck has yanked B Harrison Ford’s chain for decades by bragging he was the first choice to play Indiana Jones — and insiders predict fireworks if the hunk lands a role on the red-hot Yellowstone series. Spies say Selleck is angling for a gig on the Western, especially since Ford stars in the show’s 1923 spinoff and it would get Harrison’s goat. “Tom loves to tell the story of how he was first choice to play Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark, that Steven Spielberg and George Lucas actually gave it to him, but he had to back out because he was already contracted to do Magnum, P.I.,” spills an insider. “He knows Harrison doesn’t like it, but he keeps bragging and rubbing it…

HILLARY FINALLY GETS SOME CLASS Benghazi babe and perennial punching bag HILLARY CLINTON’s got a new gig — she’s joining Ivy League Columbia University as a professor at their School of International and Public Affairs! President BARACK OBAMA’s former secretary of state, 75, is “thrilled” by the job, which starts this fall. Meanwhile, the dude who beat her in the 2016 presidential election, DONALD TRUMP, is making bank peddling NFTs featuring cartoon images where he plays cowboy and Superman. It really is a strange world. BRITNEY KICKS WHINY KID SIS There’s no end in sight for the ugly blood feud between BRITNEY SPEARS and JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, who drew unfriendly fire from her 41-year-old big sister on FOX’s new series, Special Forces: World’s Toughest Tests. Jamie Lynn, 31, moaned about living…

COUNTRY royalty Shania Twain aims to rule the charts again with next week’s release of her sixth studio album, Queen of Me. The Canadian-born performer, 57, has sold more than 100 million records — but her voice was nearly silenced 20 years ago by Lyme disease! However, she overcame her health crisis, jumped back into the spotlight and headlined two successful Las Vegas residencies. This year, she’s also slated to hit the road for a 76-date concert tour. Here are ten things you don’t know about the Man! I Feel Like a Woman! singer. 1 Her real first name is Eilleen. 2 Shania knows how to juggle and reveals, “I learned when I was about 12.” 3 After her mother and stepfather died in a 1987 car wreck, she supported…

A GREEDY Colorado funeral home operator and her mom were slapped with nearly two decades behind bars for secretly selling off body parts harvested from corpses — and shipping grief-stricken relatives fake cremains! Ghoulish Megan Hess, 48, and her monstrous mama, Shirley Koch, both pleaded guilty to mail fraud. Under an agreement additional charges against Hess were dropped — but a judge still threw the book at the underhanded undertaker! Investigators say between 2010 and 2018 the bouffant-haired harpy dug her own grave by hawking illicitly harvested heads, spines and limbs to research firms — and pocketed $40,000 for peddling gold choppers yanked from the jaws of the dead! Hess ran the fiendish enterprise out of Sunset Mesa Funeral Home, which was owned by her mother. Koch, 69, was sentenced to…

SCHEMING Camilla has reached her goal of being Britain’s queen, but King Charles’ ruthlessly ambitious wife is hated by the rest of the royals and palace staffers are revolting against the “wicked, evil and dangerous witch,” a top courtier reveals. In bombshell revelations, palace sources tell GLOBE cunning Camilla has managed to do the impossible — secretly unite her feuding stepsons, Princes William and Harry, in a bid to slap her down even as royal workers openly defy her decrees and avoid risking the king’s wrath. “William and Harry are united in their contempt for Camilla, though it won’t be enough to heal their rift,” says the courtier. “They both want their stepmother to get her comeuppance.” On recent TV interviews, Harry describes the 75-year-old schemer as ambitious and ruthless,…

Printed 3-D eyes fight blindness! ✚ THE end may be in sight for vision-robbing diseases — such as age-related macular degeneration (AMD). Scientists say they’ve created functional eye tissue using stem cells and 3-D printing! Researchers from the National Institutes of Health utilized a high-tech hydrogel to produce cells that form the outer blood-retina barrier. The tissue supports the retina’s light-sensing photoreceptors — where AMD, the leading cause of irreversible blindness, is known to start. NIH’s Marc Ferrer suggests the lab-made tissue has potential for use in “therapeutics development.” Caffeine stunts babies’ growth! ✚ DRINKING a tall mug of coffee while pregnant may result in having a shorter kid! A new study from the National Institutes of Health suggests exposure to caffeine in the womb stunted children’s growth — even…

TRAGIC Natalie Wood’s ghost is haunting her hubby Robert Wagner and his new wife, Jill St. John — and sources say it’s causing the couple nightmares that are only getting worse! Wagner and Jill will be ringing in their 33rd anniversary this spring, but their happiness is being sucked dry by the shadow of the Brainstorm beauty, whose mysterious death in 1981 hangs like a shroud over their remote mountain home. Wagner, 92, was finally cleared last May in Natalie’s bizarre death, but sources snitch she is forever on his mind and it’s making Jill miserable! And, L.A. police say the probe into the Splendor in the Grass beauty’s death is still open! Natalie was with her husband and actor Christopher Walken on a yacht off Catalina Island when she wound…

IF ACCUSED Idaho college killer Bryan Kohberger is really the monster who gruesomely butchered four sleeping students in their Moscow home, he must have been flunking his Ph.D. courses in criminology. Incredibly, the 28-year-old Pennsylvanian was studying the subject at Washington State University, just a few miles from the University of Idaho, and earned an undergrad degree, too. But according to police investigators, the klutz left a bunch of clues at the blood-covered crime scene, which ultimately led to his arrest in the killing of Kaylee Goncalves, 21, Madison Mogen, 21, Xana Kernodle, 20, and Ethan Chapin, 20, in the early hours of Nov. 13. Lawmen believe the arrogant egghead was obsessed with committing the perfect crime. That meant scouting the victims, their locations and meticulously planning the evil deed…

ROCKETMAN Kim Jongun has his buddy Donald Trump’s back! The North Korean dictator just executed high-ranking minister Ri Yong-ho for calling Trump a liar and “President Evil.” EXPERTS insist America’s most popular sexual fantasy is group sex, with bondage themes capturing second place! Three percent of the population never fantasize about sex. STAR Wars’ beloved green Jedi master was called Buffy in the original movie scripts. Somewhere along the line his name was changed to Yoda, based on a Hebrew word for an all-knowing person. THE world’s first motorized scooter, the four-wheeled McCoy Sportsman, made its debut in Hollywood in 1949. The board had a top speed of eight mph while carrying a 120-pound passenger. DOGS’ noses are like human fingerprints — no two are ever alike and the ridges,…

CHEATING morning TV hosts T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach are in a rush to waltz down the aisle, but sources say his estranged wife, Marilee Fiebig, intends to take him to the cleaners! “He and Marilee were married 12 years and she’s not going away without a hefty settlement in the seven-figure range,” snitches a source. “Plus he’s going to have to cough up child support and pay at least half of their daughter Sabine’s school and clothing and other expenses. “Basically, he’s behind the eight ball and knows it. Marilee knows it, too. But he wants to rush his divorce through, so he’ll be forced to agree to anything she wants. He’s not as rich as people think, so it’s going to hurt.” Good Morning America hunk Holmes’ fortune…

THAILAND’S Princess Bajrakitiyabha, the eldest of King Vajiralongkorn’s three children and heir to the throne, has been in a coma for weeks after collapsing Dec. 15 from a severe heart arrhythmia! The 44-year-old princess’ “overall condition is that she remains unconscious” and hooked up to “equipment to support the functions of the heart, lung and kidney,” the royal family announced. The royal was preparing her dogs for a competition when she crumpled to the ground.…

LARGER-than-life LIZZO thinks internet trolls should put their money where their mouths are — and pay for the privilege of trashing her online! In a post baring her 300-pound-plus body in nothing but an itty bitty string bikini, the About Damn Time singer, 34, rants, “Do we realize that artists are not here to fit into your beauty standards? Artists are here to make art. And this body is art!” Livid Lizzo goes after folks who question her size — saying she’s either too tubby or too skinny — then declares “I’m going to do whatever I want with this body” while turning for a cheeky rear view of her ample assets and giving herself a butt slap. “I wish that comments costed you all money. So we can see…

ROGUE royal Harry is the target of a ruthless revenge plot by furious members of his family, who are secretly scheming to have his U.S. visa voided — making the prince ineligible to live in America — for being a druggie, sources say. The shocking eviction plot comes after 38-year-old Prince Harry confessed in his explosive memoir to using cocaine, pot and psychedelic mushrooms. The U.S. normally bars substance abusers from getting visas and now, the Duke of Sussex’s own words could put his visa in danger of being revoked, say experts. “Now, future king William’s staff is determined to turn his kid brother into a man without a country,” a palace source claims. “They’re going to use royal clout to pull strings and get his visa revoked. “Since he’s…

VILE sex monsters Ghis-laine Maxwell and Harvey Weinstein are playing the victim and looking to overturn their convictions in explosive new legal actions claiming their jail time before trial was too tough! GLOBE has learned the dirtbag duo’s shared lawyer, Arthur Aidala, is the sly mastermind behind sex trafficker Maxwell’s new claim that she was mentally unable to help plan her defense because of malnutrition, rats, roaches and poor cell sanitation. Crybaby rapist Weinstein is also whining prison conditions screwed his ability to defend himself! The sex criminals hope to win sympathy with appeals courts — and new trials claiming their judges were biased. In an exclusive interview with GLOBE, Aidala says “cruel and inhuman punishment” at the Metropolitan Detention Center prohibited Maxwell from getting a fair trial in December…

A LOS ANGELES judge tossed out the latest lawsuit against sex creep Marilyn Manson on a technicality after the accuser — ex-girlfriend Ashley Morgan Smithline — fired her lawyer and missed the deadline for hiring a new one! Experts say it’s a lucky break for the embattled 54-year-old shock rocker — real name Brian Hugh Warner — who has denied various sex, physical and psychological abuse claims against him by 15 of his exes, including actresses Evan Rachel Wood and Esmé Bianco. Smithline, 37, had accused the makeup-mangling musician of abuse against her during a two-year relationship that began in 2010. She claims he cut her with a swastika-decorated knife, whipped her, and locked her in a “bad girls’ room.” Manson denies all charges, but Smithline insists, “I survived a…

The Inside Story on Great Sex! This week I got a letter from a reader in Texas about a “little secret” that has made her sex life with her husband absolutely explosive! Tina writes: Dear Karen, For years, my husband and I had a great love life. He was sexy and passionate and so confident. But when he reached his 50s, he lost his spark in the bedroom. The few times we did have sex, his erection was definitely softer, leaving us both unsatisfied. He tried every product out there; prescriptions, testosterone, even those enhancement pills… but nothing worked. This is terrible, but I found myself thinking ‘’My strong, passionate husband has become a sexual weakling.’’ I had no idea it would all turn around in just 3 weeks! Last…