Globe February 24, 2020

DOWDY ABBEY MAGGIE SMITH has gone from Downton Abbey’s elegant countess to a boring plain Jane ALL QUACKED UP MMA fighter CONOR McGREGOR shows his goofy side when he ducks into Disneyland BENCH PRESS Good Morning America’s KEKE PALMER gets a core workout in the Big Apple FANG-TASTIC Wolverine’s HUGH JACKMAN has got his hands full — but still manages to tote his tiny toothbrush LIPS DON’T LIE Here’s the ugly truth — pop sensation SHAKIRA isn’t always a flawless beauty QUICK-CHANGE ARTIST Shameless singer JUSTIN BIEBER nearly flashes his assets in L.A. THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

SUPERMODEL Heidi Klum craves sex all the time — thanks to her boytoy third hubby, Tom Kaulitz, whose special TLC makes the 46-year-old feel like the most desirable gal in the world, sources say! The Project Runway babe and the 30-year-old Tokio Hotel bandman wed a year ago — and were still so touchy-feely at a Jan. 23 awards bash that “a partygoer joked the couple should ‘get a room!’” blabs a source. “Heidi thought that at her age she might be winding down in the sex department until she and Tom hooked up,” says the insider. “Ever since then … she wants to make love 24 hours a day.” Tom’s secret is “buying her sexy lingerie and writing her steamy texts and emails almost every day,” tattles the spywitness.…

JENNIFER ANISTON is facing a boozy dilemma, say sources: Either ditch the sauce — or snuff a second shot at happiness with on-the-wagon Brad Pitt! The 51-year-old former Friends beauty is known to enjoy a cocktail or glass of wine — or three — most days, but that’s a no-no with Brad, 56, who’s given a heave-ho to hooch since his bitter 2016 split with ex-wife Angelina Jolie. “Jen accepts that her current lifestyle would never fly with Brad’s and it’s really bumming her out!” an insider spills. “She adores him and is so excited about their amazing new connection, but he’s totally sober and finds it very uncomfortable being around people who booze.” The Once Upon a Time in Hollywood hunk is wary of drinkers and “doesn’t want to…

MEGHAN McCAIN is kissing up to Whoopi Goldberg in a last-ditch bid to save her job! As GLOBE reported, Whoopi has told producers if they don’t rein in mouthy Meghan, she’ll walk — straight to a plum gig on Star Trek: Picard! “Meghan’s realized who the producers would side with and she’s pretty clear it wouldn’t be her!” snitches an insider. “Now she’s doing everything she can to mend her broken relationship with Whoopi before she’s out of a job. Whoopi’s heading towards the exit and everyone knows there’s no View without Whoopi!” In a now infamous on-air clash over President Trump’s impeachment, upstart Meghan kept interrupting View leader Whoopi. “Girl, please stop talking,” the Ghost star demanded. “Girl, please stop talking now!” Recalling the spat with Andy Cohen on…

CANCER-STRICKEN Rush Limbaugh may lose his life — and his career as a top right-wing pundit — after decades of puffing fancy cigars, top medics tell GLOBE. The loudmouthed 69-year-old radio host recently announced he’s been diagnosed with advanced lung cancer, which doctors say can end one’s ability to speak. Now sources reveal Rush was warned repeatedly over the years to quit the stogies, but the hardheaded shock jock refused to listen. “Rush was told he was dicing with death but he never believed it was dangerous to smoke cigars and kept chomping away,” divulges an insider. “He truly believed that cigar smoking was a wonderful thing that was an essential part of his life … it was something he couldn’t stop.” Medical experts reveal cigars may also soon destroy…

MURDERED Beatle John Lennon’s forgotten son, Julian, is facing a new tragedy — skin cancer! Julian recently endured surgery to slice out a growth on his scalp! “I’m shaking inside,” he admits on Facebook. “Hopefully we managed to remove all that was cancerous.” The bombshell dropped just as the former singer’s photography career was taking off. “His photography had brought him both respect and a decent living in recent years,” says an insider. Though John left behind a $220 million estate in 1980, the Imagine singer cut Julian, whose mom was Lennon’s first wife, Cynthia, out of his will! Julian later sued stepmother Yoko Ono but denied receiving a reported $26.5 million settlement. The insider believes “struggling” Julian is “terrified” his health crisis could become a “death sentence.” “If it turns…