Globe December 3, 2018

THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! THE TRAMP Life imitates art for Chaplin actor ROBERT DOWNEY JR., as the scruffy star takes a stroll in the Big Apple FEEDING TIME JESSICA SIMPSON eats for two — and then some — as the preggers pop star packs it away HEAVY METAL Rolling Stone RONNIE WOOD has a whale of a time in London, showing off his custom steel cup design THING OF BOOTY Girls singer RITA ORA gets a little behind in her workout routine in Hollywood SPIT TAKE Fixer Upper’s CHIP GAINES needs to renovate his routine — and learn some good manners! BUST A MOVE Avengers actress SCARLETT JOHANSSON nearly pops her top as her outfit barely contains her curves…

Original postmortem was boondoggle based on theory, not facts! MOVIE queen Natalie Wood’s corpse is being exhumed by lawmen 37 years after the West Side Story beauty died under mysterious circumstances off California’s Catalina Island, sources tell GLOBE! Investigators believe a new autopsy will reveal what really happened aboard Natalie’s yacht, Splendour, on Nov. 29, 1981 — and put her husband, Robert Wagner, in the crosshairs! “They’re clearly looking for evidence Natalie’s death was a homicide rather than an accidental drowning,” says former New York prosecutor Eric Nelson. “A new autopsy will uncover critical DNA evidence.” Natalie’s death has been mired in controversy since her body was found in the Pacific Ocean. She and Wagner — an official “person of interest” in the probe — had a violent, jealous argument…

HEN-PECKED hitmaker Blake Shelton gave in to wedding-crazy galpal Gwen Stefani, eloping with the pop star in a secret ceremony, friends say. Blake, 42, whisked the 49-year-old Hollaback Girl singer to Reno, Nev., in late October, where they snatched up a marriage license and got hitched by a preacher in the privacy of their hotel room, says a pal. “It was the way they wanted it — a marriage ceremony for just the two of them,” dishes the source. The pair first flirted up a storm while starring as coaches on The Voice in 2014, but their relationship turned romantic when their respective marriages crumbled — Gwen’s to rocker Gavin Rossdale and Blake’s to country star Miranda Lambert. After three years of dating, an insider says Gwen became “really adamant”…

ACTOR and former boxer Mickey Rourke isn’t just goofy over plastic surgery — he’s also ditzy over his lap dogs. The 66-year-old nip/tuck fanatic recently got around an L.A. cafe’s no-pet rule by feeding his Pomeranian like a baby in a high chair! The Wrestler hunk claims he owes his life to his pooches. Once, during a “rough time,” the seasoned star was about to put a gun to his head when his dog Beau Jack “looked up at me and said (with his eyes), ‘Who’s going to look after me?’ ”…

ANGUISHED Amber Heard says she’s still traumatized to the point of tears from the violent abuse she claims she suffered during her two-year marriage to Johnny Depp. The 32-year-old star of the upcoming Aquaman epic says her post-traumatic stress disorder “sneaks up” on her when she hears other gals recounting tales of abuse. “All of a sudden you find yourself in a puddle on the floor, crying,” she says. Meanwhile, Depp insists SHE abused him — and punched his lights out. He says he never abused the bisexual blonde.…

Diana look-alike secretly met new duchess at New Zealand farm PRINCE Harry’s pregnant bride, Meghan Markle, met his secret sister, Sarah Spencer — a dead ringer for their late mom, Diana — in an ultra top-secret get-together during the couple’s tour of New Zealand! Conceived in a bizarre fertility test before Prince Charles and Diana wed, Sarah has been gathering evidence her royal father murdered her mom! The blond beauty has been living in hiding after narrowly escaping a death plot on the island of Crete in June 2016, but surfaced to give Meghan a chilling message: “Do not trust Charles! Beware! He is a ruthless killer!” Sarah, who uses her mother’s maiden name, has been secretly in touch with her brothers, William and Harry, for years. She met William’s…