While making polite small talk at a baby shower, my day was quickly ruined. “Ooh, are you expecting?!” asked a family friend, looking me up and down. I sheepishly shook my head, instantly regretting both my party dress and my plate of mini-sandwiches. Then, just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, it did: “Well,” she asked, “why not?”
My mind flooded with reasons and retorts – “just fat, thanks,” deep-rooted doubts about my maternal capabilities, fear of climate change, or perhaps a well-deserved expletive – but, sadly, none materialised. Instead I murmured that I was busy with work and excused myself to mope for the rest of the afternoon.
I’ve since recovered emotionally, but I sometimes wonder: What should I have said to a nosy question from a rude…
