Pseudomyxoma peritonei. It sounded Greek. It sounded complicated. And it sounded terrifying. ‘I’ve no idea what it even means,’ I said to the doctor. Over the past few months, Googling my symptoms, I’d thought I’d had everything. Gluten intolerance, IBS, appendicitis, Crohn’s disease. But never this. Pseudomyxoma peritonei. ‘In other words, cancer,’ the doctor said. It was the one thing I’d never expected. It was December 2013. For the last few months, I’d felt bloated pretty much constantly. ‘I must have some sort of food intolerance,’ I said to my husband, James, 28. At first, I blamed bread. Well, I’d heard too much of it can swell you up something rotten. But cutting it out made no difference.
There was the odd, sharp pain, too. Another symptom of food intolerance.…
