Q Why do dogs float in water?
A Coz they are good buoys!
Cassandra, NSW
Q Why did the log sit around all day instead of getting work done?
A It wood, but it’s too lazy!
Koby, NT
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dozen! Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Harmony, NZ
Q Which moth is the biggest?
A A mammoth!
Kieran, ACT
Q Why did Star Wars 4, 5 and 6 release before 1, 2 and 3?
A Coz in charge of production, Yoda was.
Peta, Vic
Q Why was the bum in hospital?
A It had a fart attack!
Joseph, Tas
Q What do you say when someone is holding a pen backwards?
A That’s not the point!
René, SA
My pets are very artistic. The…
