Globe May 20, 2024

PAW-SITIVELY DOG-TIRED Freddy Got Fingered funnyman TOM GREEN gives his pooch CHARLEY a lift after leaving his late-night comedy show in Philadelphia LIP SERVICE Child’s Play scream queen JENNIFER TILLY mouths off during a whirlwind visit to the Big Apple HITTING A ROUGH PATCH Curb Your Enthusiasm’s LARRY DAVID sports a bandage after being successfully treated for skin cancer THE SINGLE FRIGHT Tousled TORI SPELLING is flying solo after splitting with hubby Dean McDermott — but the Beverly Hills, 90210 alum looks worse for wear AIR GUITAR JOHN STAMOS hits a high note while rocking out with The Beach Boys at California’s Stagecoach Festival SHE’S ALL FAT Bottle blonde AMANDA BYNES — former kid star of Nickelodeon’s All That — admits a bout of depression has made her pack on…

MACHO martial arts master Chuck Norris loves roughing it — even at age 84 — and is dragging wife Gena O’Kelley into the wilderness even though sources say she’d rather be glamming it up at a five-star watering hole. Sources snitch the Walker, Texas Ranger alum knows as much about surviving in the wilderness as he does about martial arts — which is plenty! “Chuck loves camping and turned Gena on to it years ago,” explains an insider. “They love to four-wheel it to a remote spot, pitch a tent by a nice lake, do some fishing, cook over an open campfire and get in touch with nature. “It really recharges them — Chuck especially. Sleeping under the stars with nothing but wild critters around also gives them a thrill…

COMMITMENT-shy Ryan Seacrest’s dumped galpal Aubrey Paige is furious and bitter — with insiders saying the TV host strung the young model along for three years believing they’d get hitched before suddenly pulling the plug. The couple parted ways in April, a sour disappointment for the 26-year-old beauty, who’s churning with animosity inside, say sources. “Ryan’s definitely sugar-coating this by saying they’ve got nothing but respect for each other, but Aubrey’s got an ax to grind,” spills an insider. “This is three years of her life down the drain. She stuck around believing a ring was coming and then maybe a baby. “She’s put up with his workaholic ways and acted as his glorified assistant at times.” Meanwhile, the 49-year-old TV mogul, who hosts American Idol and a radio show,…

NCIS star Sean Murray is terrified his estranged wife, Carrie, is set to take him to the cleaners with a nasty divorce, according to sources who say he’s leaning on his co-stars, including acting rival Wilmer Valderrama. The 46-year-old, who plays Special Agent Tim McGee on the hit series, has amassed a $25 million fortune — but a chunk is up for grabs as Carrie seeks sole physical and joint legal custody of their kids, Caitlyn, 16, and River, 13, plus legal fees. “The worst has yet to come and he’s bracing himself for the fall,” spills an insider. The source adds Carrie’s March divorce filing has thrown Sean for a loop and “everyone at NCIS feels bad for the guy … Sean’s having a hard time emotionally and his co-workers are…

STILL licking her wounds following devastating career setbacks, Jennifer Lopez is desperately trying to turn over a new leaf and become humbler for the sake of her marriage and her bank balance, insiders tattle. The 54-year-old hottie got a stinging dose of reality when her This Is Me … Now album flopped, debuting at No. 38 on Billboard before getting knocked off the chart entirely. Her related documentary about her love affair with now-hubby Ben Affleck was also panned by viewers and critics, and ticket sales for her tour have been disappointing. “It’s been humbling for Jennifer especially as she financed the $20 million multimedia project herself,” spills an insider. “And she still has to go out and do the tour. “It’s been years since she’s performed Jenny from the…

DEVASTATED Britney Spears is crying poor and moaning she’s on the brink of financial ruin after settling her conservatorship lawsuit with dad Jamie by agreeing to pay his $2 million legal fees and getting nothing in return. After quashing the 13-year conservatorship run by her father, she clobbered Jamie, 71, with a lawsuit in March 2021 charging he’d drained off $6 million from her bank account while keeping her like a prisoner and spying on her with a security team. Now, the 42-year-old Gimme More singer’s had to settle the suit by footing his legal bills and hers at $4 million while getting zero back. “Britney’s been burning a hole in her savings for years now, fighting Jamie and expecting a big cash return from him once the case was…