Globe April 15, 2024

HOP TO IT Some bunny must’ve played a joke on fertile funnyman NICK CANNON by encouraging the father of 12 to wear a rabbit costume WHATTA BUTTHEAD! Blurred Lines singer ROBIN THICKE gets up close and personal with the plush posterior of fiancée APRIL LOVE GEARY CONE HEAD DAKOTA JOHNSON chows down on ice cream in Rome — as critics chew out her superhero flick Madame Web DANCING QUEEN Grunge royalty COURTNEY LOVE rocks out in a DJ booth at a London museum gala — but is far from a work of art herself LOOKING SHARP! Talk show host JENNIFER HUDSON claws herself some attention with an ultra-pointy manicure HERE’S THE SKINNY Crikey! Crocodile Dundee’s PAUL HOGAN is a shadow of his formerly strapping self…

POSSESSIVE Kim Kardashian chased off NFL star Odell Beckham by pushing to make their romance official while drawing the elusive wide receiver into the reality TV family’s drama, insiders snitch. The 43-year-old big-bootied babe and the 31-year-old pass catcher were dating on the sly for nearly a year before the Baltimore Ravens stud ran for the hills. “She really wanted to ramp things up, with more photo ops, appearances on the Hulu show, the whole nine yards,” spills a spy. “Her PR machine was working overtime to make them into the hot new couple, but Odell didn’t want to get sucked into the Kardashian trap. “He loves the booty calls, but doesn’t like hearing people say he’s a Kardashian guy.” Another strike against Kim was the sudden thaw in her relationship with…

SEXPOT Sharon Stone’s belief in astrology is fizzling after the starstruck beauty was told 2024 was going to be her year of love and the prediction hasn’t come true, sources tattle. Four months into the year, the 66-year-old Basic Instinct beauty’s phone has stayed silent while no new lover has come knocking on her door. Pals claim the blonde’s to blame because she rarely ventures out of the house where she could bump into a possible Romeo. “Now that her kids are pretty much grown and gone, Sharon would really like to have a meaningful relationship with someone new,” tattles a source. “But lately she’s gotten wrapped up in her love of painting, and that’s all she thinks about.” The Casino cutie grew up loving to paint, and her Aunt…

LISA DILLON insists she’s “in turmoil” over married Star Trek skipper Patrick Stewart’s “shameless” memoir suggesting he never really loved her! Although the two remained on good terms after their 2007 breakup, Lisa says “the impression he gives is that our relationship was very fleeting — that I was a silly affair that broke up a marriage.” But she claims her five years with the Star Trek actor, then 62 to her 23, was “the most enduring friendship of my life. Or it was.”…

MOVIE action man Arnold Schwarzenegger — who’s beat three open-heart ops — feels more like his Terminator robot after being implanted with a “machine part” — a pacemaker. The 76-year-old reluctantly disclosed his latest medical procedure even though the revelation goes against his family values, saying, “In Austria, nobody — ever — talked about medical issues. Everything related to healthcare was kept to yourself.” The mound of muscle says he’s now talking hoping to inspire folks battling the same medical issues. “I’ve gotten so many messages and emails from people who were born with a bicuspid aortic valve, like me, telling me that talking about my valve replacement surgeries has given them courage and hope to deal with their own,” the former California governor explains.…

TRANSFORMERS sexpot Megan Fox is plunging ahead with even more cosmetic surgery including yet another boob job, while pals warn she’s already gone too far and needs to stop before disaster strikes! The 37-year-old Expend-4bles star — who admits suffering from body dysmorphia, or extreme anxiety over perceived body defects — just confessed to a third boob job and reveals she wanted to go even BIGGER. Right now her breasts are “a 32D, which is not that big,” insists the mom of three. “They just look big ’cause my body’s tiny … but I would have had [the plastic surgeon] go bigger.” Megan, who just called off her engagement to stringbean rapper Machine Gun Kelly, 33, has also copped to a nose job and wants a facelift, too. “She’s been…