Globe November 13, 2023

HER HILLS ARE ALIVE! Orange ya glad The Hills star HEIDI MONTAG went pumpkin picking with her kids? TOAST OF THE TOWN! Puss in Boots heartthrob ANTONIO BANDERAS raises a glass — to himself — at a tribute to the actor in Spain LEI, LADY, LEI! Flower child JANELLE MONÁE plants herself onstage in San Francisco while wearing a ridiculous floral disaster PUPPY LOVE! Former Bond girl JANE SEYMOUR bonds with a bowser at the Wags & Walks 12th Annual Benefit Gala in Hollywood GIVING THE FINGER! At least ex-Beatle PAUL McCARTNEY knows which way is up as he attempts to thumb a ride Across the Universe IT’S A STRETCH! Olympic swim champ MICHAEL PHELPS is armed and dangerous as he limbers up at Arizona’s Chase Field THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS…

FOOTBALL great Tom Brady’s pass at romance with Russian supermodel Irina Shayk has fallen incomplete — the two have gone their separate ways! Sources say there was no unsportsmanlike conduct surrounding the bust-up but rather the fleeting love match simply fizzled out. Divorced Tom, 46, and Irina, 37, got tongues wagging over the summer after they met at a wedding and she later spent the night at his bachelor pad in L.A. They were also spotted nuzzling in a car and traveled overseas, where they wound up staying in the same London hotel. But cracks began to appear in the relationship when Irina posted sexy photos of her baby daddy, actor Bradley Cooper, during a day at the beach in late August. More recently, Tom was photographed in Miami while Irina was…

SCREEN icon Robert De Niro once seemed like a Raging Bull raring to tie the knot with baby mama Tiffany Chen, but now spies say he’s dragging his feet about becoming a groom at age 80. The Godfather legend — divorced from Diahnne Abbott and Grace Hightower — seemed keen to walk down the aisle a third time when Tiffany, 45, gave birth to their daughter, Gia Virginia, on April 6, according to sources, who say he’s turned wishy-washy. “He’s not saying never, but he does go back and forth on when and how and if it’s a good idea,” spills an insider. “Bob’s not sure he wants to get married at his age, though he cares for Tiffany and loves their baby daughter.” Sources blame his long, bitter recent…

THREE-time Oscar winner Meryl Streep confesses she’s only been acting married for the past six years! A spokesperson for the Sophie’s Choice star, 74, and her husband of 45 years, sculptor Don Gummer, 76, says the pair “have been separated for more than six years, and while they will always care for each other, they have chosen lives apart.” The two met in 1978 when Don helped Meryl move from an apartment. They got hitched later that year and went on to have four kids together and five grandchildren. In 2002, when Meryl was asked about the secret of success to her marriage, she replied, “Goodwill and willingness to bend — and to shut up every once in a while.”…

FOX’S snotty blowhard Greg Gutfeld has been racking up high ratings, but insiders say the prickly pint-size pundit’s made so many enemies at the network, he fears getting axed and is hunting for a new job! Spies dish the panicked 59-year-old loudmouth is looking at FOX rivals NewsNation and X — formerly Twitter — as possible gigs in case he gets the boot. “He sees how well Chris Cuomo is doing at NewsNation and putting out feelers there, and also looking at X as a possible landing pad after seeing how well Tucker Carlson’s new show is going,” spills an insider. “Greg is realizing his days seem to be numbered at FOX. He can tell by the angry looks he gets from his colleagues. “Even the lowliest production assistants are…

FUNNYGAL Tina Fey was a sensation on Saturday Night Live and her sitcom 30 Rock, but sources predict her upcoming Mean Girls musical has all the earmarks of a gigantic flop. An insider who’s spied the script describes the film, set for release in January, as dull, a wimpy sellout to the woke ideal of not offending anyone — because the characters aren’t even mean! “Adapting the Broadway musical into a new Mean Girls movie was supposed to be a no-brainer, but the version that’s coming out in January totally lacks the hard edge of the original 2004 movie, and that’s a problem,” spills the insider. “The girls just aren’t mean enough! They’ve really sanded down the corners and have landed on something that isn’t remotely as iconic, honest and tough-minded…