Globe October 23, 2023

RACK STAR Reality sexpot KYLIE JENNER gives it her breast shot as she showcases her eye-popping curves THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! DAZE OF OUR LIVES The Usual Suspects’ GABRIEL BYRNE zones out at a film festival in Spain HOW UNBE-LEAF-ABLE! JANELLE MONÁE is no garden variety singer — but her wacky ensemble should’ve been nipped in the bud! BAIT & SWITCH AARON RODGERS has floated the fishy theory about frisky dolphin sounds having healing properties — but the football pro is still limping along with an injured Achilles tendon! HEX APPEAL Spellbinding HELEN MIRREN has one witchy hairdo as the Oscar winner walks the runway in Paris BAL-LOONY TUNE The Brady Bunch’s BARRY WILLIAMS is poised to party a day ahead of his 69th birthday…

FOLLOWING yet another embarrassing public blowout, battle-hardened Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are planning a trial separation in the desperate hope a cooling-down period will smooth their bumpy marriage, sources say. After less than 18 months as man and wife, the couple isn’t quite “ready to throw in the towel, but they do want time off. All this bickering is wearing them down — and they’ve talked divorce before,” tattles an insider. “Ben’s looking at rental options in L.A., since he doesn’t want to be too far away from his kids. Jennifer may head back East and hang with her mom and sisters for a while. They need to clear their heads, then reassess where they’re at.” The separation drama follows yet another public heated exchange between the sparring spouses…

DEVASTATED Hugh Jackman is mapping out his life post-divorce with the help of close friends, led by his X-Men confidante Halle Berry — who wants to fix him up for a rebound fling with one of her hot friends! The Wolverine star, 54, announced the end of his 27-year marriage with 67-year-old actress Deborra-Lee Furness last month — and sources snitch Storm stunner Halle, 57, is already stepping in to help the movie mutant get his mojo back. “Halle and Hugh have been close from his earliest days in Hollywood, but with Hugh and Deb divorcing, the nature of their brother-sister relationship is already changing,” spills a spy. “Hugh has worked with a ton of leading ladies, from Meg Ryan to Rebecca Ferguson, but he clicked with Halle and she’s incredibly…

NASCAR Truck Series drivers Nick Sanchez and Matt Crafton slugged it out in one of the bloodiest track-side brawls in history, leaving shocked officials fearing racing is turning into a blood sport! In the final stage of a Sept. 30 race at Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama, 22-year-old upstart Sanchez collided with Crafton, triggering a ten-truck pileup two laps from the finish that knocked the 47-year-old veteran driver out of the race and stoked him into a burning rage. After Brett Moffitt claimed the victory and Sanchez cruised to a seventh place finish, furious Crafton sought out Nick, tapped him on the shoulder and smashed a hay-maker into his face! The raging racers then traded a series of brutal punches until Sanchez was dragged away with a broken nose and bloody…

TV titan Tom Selleck’s weight seems to be exploding, leaving alarmed friends and experts putting his growing bulk at a whopping 278 pounds amid fears the Blue Bloods star is digging his own grave with a knife and fork! Eye-popping new photos show the 78-year-old TV cop has piled on a mountain of flab in a matter of months and is a far cry from his 1980s Magnum, P.I prime when the 6-foot-4 star was a lean, muscled and manly 191 pounds. Selleck was recently spotted mid-snack attack picking up some yums from McDonald’s! He’s now nearly unrecognizable with his blubbery torso, which sources say is a sign that work on his 65-acre California ranch isn’t enough to sweat off extra calories. With his hit CBS police drama on hiatus…

PRINCE HARRY and wife Meghan’s attempts to conquer Holly-wood and U.S. politics are being blocked by Michelle and Barack Obama, who are giving them the cold shoulder and have sabotaged the snooty duchess’ outrageous scheme to be a U.S. senator, sources reveal. Insiders snipe iron-willed Michelle, 59, recently used her clout to slam the door on Meghan being named to fill the U.S. Senate seat left vacant by the death of California’s Democratic powerhouse Dianne Feinstein late last month. “Michelle went out of her way to make sure Meghan did not get nominated,” an insider confirms. “It wasn’t difficult, given her power and influence within the party. “She made some calls and quietly told the right people in the right places to put a stop to any nomination that came…